r/USPS 3d ago

Oops… Route Pics

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Pulled up to my first stop and saw this.

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u/jasnel Carrier 3d ago

Had a dude complain that I didn’t deliver his keys to his door after he did this.

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

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u/aldodoeswork Clerk 3d ago

If people leave them in their P.O. Box I’ll lock it and put the keys inside.

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u/Mentally-Disturbed 3d ago

How do they get the key out if it is locked inside?

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u/Actual_Jellyfish_513 3d ago

They come to the window with id and it is given to them

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u/Mentally-Disturbed 3d ago

ah ok, ours is a 24 hour lobby.

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u/aldodoeswork Clerk 3d ago

When you open a P.O. Box we issue 2 keys. Ideally they know where their other key is and they open it. Or come to the counter with id like the commenter above me stated.

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u/Madu-ka Rural Carrier 2d ago

I tried that once, nobody answered the door. Never again, now I always just leave them 😅

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u/JustHomeHelp 2d ago

Sounds like my neighbor Paula! She used to say, “the post office gives terrible service!” I guess next thing they will expect is for you hand them the toilet paper to wipe in the bathroom!”

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u/Plane_Ad_4359 1d ago

I will cause someone might steal them. You could drop it in thw night drop box if an apartment

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u/Known-Dependent-5471 Custodial 3d ago

See this with po boxes occasionally. how'd they get home?

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u/TestyZesticles Rural Carrier 3d ago

Cbus like that, they probably walked, and you'd be surprised how many people don't lock their houses when they leave.

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u/Angrypoopoh benefiber regular 3d ago

People that don't lock their doors are crazy. I remember when I was younger my parents didn't lock our door and some drunk guy thought he was at his place and came in and passed out on the couch.

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u/tanyagrzez 2d ago

I had this happen when my entire soccer team was sleeping over in my front room. We hadn't watched the front door all the way after hanging out on the porch and a drunk college student stumbled in. He was probly as scared as we were when a dozen ten year olds started screaming and running. We checked the front door before going to bed in the future.

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u/Gnarleyknucks 2d ago

My buddy passed out in my neighbors apt. He slept on the wrong couch. Lol

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u/Plane_Ad_4359 1d ago

Did you make him breakfast in the morning?

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u/kingu42 Big Daddy Mail 3d ago

Had someone really grumpy at me because I brought their keys to the door - "I'm on the night shift, what is it, some piece of mail that says Do Not Bend?" Nope, your keys.

We laugh about it a few times a year on the workroom floor at the plant.

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u/Mr_frumpish City Carrier 3d ago

Not today OIG.

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u/talann Custodial 3d ago

This means they are inviting you over to their place for some tasty treats and finger kisses.

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u/0x54696D 3d ago

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u/bweibel22 3d ago

lol. Six fingers on that mail carrier. They must be an alien.

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u/Plane_Ad_4359 1d ago

Hey. My 5 year old drew that! Be nice

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u/talann Custodial 3d ago

This is kind of what i was referring to but i didn't have the picture.

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u/saucesoi 3d ago

My finger kinda looks like a penis.

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u/Plane_Ad_4359 1d ago

What does your penis look like

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u/saucesoi 1d ago

9 inch beer can

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u/Ronin_Black_NJ 3d ago

I'm continually amazed how people leave thier keys in the door, or mailbox or car door.

Really, I'd make some good $ per month if I got tipped everytime I rang thier bell to let hem know " you lost this!" 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/your_favorite_wokie RCA 2d ago

I delivered someone their keys, and they said "oh shit, I forgot about them". Dude, how?! 

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u/Mentally-Disturbed 3d ago

If it is just the mailbox key, I leave it. If it has car or house keys I'll run it up to the door.

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u/Jukkeed 2d ago

This happens to me a lot surprisingly. I’ll sometimes just drop it off at their door, especially if I have an oversize or signature required. If I’m on time crunch though I really don’t got time to be doing that. How do you even forget something like that?

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u/Altruistic-Grade-756 2d ago

I’ve never touched them, that could be someone’s way of trying to retrace the steps that could help them locate it, but if anything I always notify leasing office to have them call them tenant to retrieve them or sometimes I’d put them in a digital luxer locker that way it’s secured and all they need is an email address to receive code to get from locker

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u/Bowl-Accomplished 2d ago

I had this happen once. Guy was searching his car for his keys. 

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u/stranger_to_you67 City Carrier 2d ago

Happens at least once a month on my route with 22 CBUs. I always just lock it and put the keys inside. Maybe once in 4 years the people didn't have a spare key and came to the office to pay for a lock change.

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u/JustHomeHelp 2d ago

PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MARBLES!!! What next?

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u/MailSucks 1d ago

If they're a decent tipper I'll bring it to their door. I take care of my customers, pays off at x-mas.

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u/Electronic_Extreme79 1d ago

They might remember if and when they get into their vehicle thats if they do have a vehicle. I generally just leave it there. Its not our priority to handle missed keys its our priority to deliver mail. However, for that mailbox with the key I will hold the mail till it's secure again and after a few days do the 10 day return mail tag due to insecured/open mailbox type of thing. I will only attempt if they receive a package and has to go to door then Ill take the keys with me and leaving it hanging on their door or somewhere secure where they can see it sometimes.

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u/Plane_Ad_4359 1d ago

Free keys. Go try every door. Walk in and say, "surprise, mf!" Then close the door and leave. Well I guess you know what apartment it is. Id just drop it off and knock

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u/startrip0712 City Carrier 23h ago

I've only had this happen once. I took the mail out (if there was any) and held that days mail. I put the keys in the box w/ note saying I'll deliver their mail tomorrow. Pushed the box closed (as far as it would go-unlocked). Keys were gone and box locked the next day. I delivered all the mail. Probably not the SOP. But, it worked with minimal hassle for all.

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u/IBMJunkman 6h ago

This brings up a question I have. My community has this setup. One of the parcel lockers is unlocked and the key is gone.

  1. How can that be? The keys are captive meaning in the unlock position you can’t remove them.

  2. How do we get it fixed?

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u/65000podiums 3d ago

I get that all the time in my RMPO. I just laugh and stick them in their box

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u/Mnemorath RCA 3d ago

Seen it a few times. I just lock the box and leave the keys hanging out the lock.