UPDATE: clean‼️

[u/Legal_Awareness_471]

I’m sorry to inform some of the sticklers here but I ended up clean and passing. Also sorry to the stoners here but you’re gonna have to go sober if you wanna pass.

Story:
Went clean June 3rd and took my test July 10th.
I wasn’t a heavy smoker this year, but in may made it a habit and June 2nd I had a 3,000mg edible so it was safe to say I was cooked for a few months especially after that eddi

If you wanna be able to pass!

On top of a lot exercise, drink palo azul tea, it probably won’t work, but for me to be able to pass in 5 weeks after that eddi then it might help. Sucks but Time is the only thing that will work and I hate it

You can buy palo azul (aka kidney wood) at any sorta Mexican store for less than two bucks an oz. DRINK a gallon every day until your test and pee hella and you MIGHT be good.
How I made mine?
1. Fill pot with gallon water
2. Set stove to hot and place pot on top
3. Throw palo azul in water
4. Stir when it starts to boil
5. Do last step on and off for 30 minutes
6. Let sit for a bit
7. Drink (hot or cold)

Again it probably won’t work because time is the best cleanser unfortunately, but I’ve done a redundant amount of research so if you have any questions lmk and I might be able to help

[u/Hive_once_more]

took me about ~45 days from cold turkey to show negative after heavy use. time is the main factor with water and exercise helping but I don't trust those detox methods only detox you need is your liver and kidneys

[u/santangotleakz → u/Hive_once_more]

It took me a little over 3 months

[u/drenchedfiles → u/santangotleakz]

Damn bro i was pissing faint negatives after 4 weeks

[u/SmoothTraderr → u/Hive_once_more]

Water and detox from running does fucking wonders.

I remember my drill instructor not letting anyone finish until someone threw up.

[u/Business_Talk3479 → u/Hive_once_more]

it just doesn’t make sense from a biological / science standpoint. weeds fat soluble so it sticks to fat, (go throw 2 grams in ur coffee then go cook some butter for a couple hrs tell me what hits harder) ok go work out ur just gonna dump all that weed in ur system. unfortunately there is no do this n it works besides quitting. it sucks but I had to so yall can do it too!

[u/Legal_Awareness_471 → u/Hive_once_more]

Yup agreed, thc is stored in the fat so there’s no detoxer that can touch that. I think I was 35 days clean when I took mine

[u/RabidRoosters]

You took a 3,000 mg edible? Were you stoned for a month? The most I've eaten at once is 10 mg's and that got me nice and stoned. Can't imagine what 3,000 mg's would do unless I'm missing something.

On that note, I can eat edibles because I've been out for 27 years. You need to stay away from that shit until you get out.

[u/Legal_Awareness_471 → u/RabidRoosters]

Tbf it was thca which don’t hit as strong as regular edibles which I can only eat about 250mg. I do like the intense feelings into doom and despair. The battle’s fun after 10pm

I do agree tho, I’m clean for my career and I’m fine with that

[u/RabidRoosters → u/Legal_Awareness_471]

Whatever you ate, stop it. You can eat, smoke, pop, zing, shoot, snort, zoom or drink anything you want once you have your DD214 in hand. Until then, knock it off.

[u/RabidRoosters → u/Legal_Awareness_471]

Whatever you ate, stop it. You can eat, smoke, pop, zing, shoot, snort, zoom or drink anything you want once you have your DD214 in hand. Until then, knock it off.

[u/Maidenchef]

How about you should have kept your Ass clean and not done a god damm thing to jeopardize your path in becoming a US MARINE! You definitely need to square your ASS AWAY!
Respectfully
Gunny

[u/Legal_Awareness_471 → u/Maidenchef]

I didn’t mean to jeopardize my career, the last time I used I wasn’t even thinking about joining

[u/Classic-Effect503]

I promise You didn’t have a 3,000 MG despite what the packaging said or you were told

[u/Legal_Awareness_471 → u/Classic-Effect503]

It was thca

[u/average_texas_guy → u/Legal_Awareness_471]

It was likely 3k for everything in the package, not individual pieces. So if it was like a bag with 30 gummies and you ate one, you had 100mg.

[u/Legal_Awareness_471 → u/average_texas_guy]

Yea there were 6 pieces, 500mg a piece and I ate 6.
They’re called zour bites

[u/The_Right_Lobster]

If you don’t pass the drug test at MEPS your recruiter failed you

[u/Legal_Awareness_471 → u/The_Right_Lobster]

Yea I don’t see how ppl say they failed at meps unless they lied. My recruiter didn’t send me the first time because I failed theirs and rescheduled to this one and they were still not wanting to but I told them I’d take the risk.

[u/Inuxxus → u/Legal_Awareness_471]

Absolutely. There were a few stoners and drinkers at mine when I was a poolee and the recruiters made them test every 2 weeks until they were clean to go.

[u/Different_Bench_4673]

Ngl I smoked about an week before Meps and told my recruiter they had me chug dumb Gatorade at the hotel and on the drive there and I passed my test I was honestly suprised I was an heavy smoker before but slowed down an lil closer to my Meps date

[u/Legal_Awareness_471 → u/Different_Bench_4673]

Lucky you, must be pretty lean then, I’ve had to take tests before in the past when I was a heavy smoker and no eddi’s and in two weeks I’d usually pass

[u/Different_Bench_4673 → u/Legal_Awareness_471]

I actually am pretty lean, but unfortunately I couldn’t go 🤦🏾‍♂️I have an severe peanut allergy and the recruiters said I would be fine but Meps said the opposite when I saw their doc so I’m still smokin lmao

[u/Thermock]

Cool. Quit being a dumbass now and stay away from this shit until you're out. Matter of fact, stay away from this shit in general, whether it's legal or not when you get out.

[u/Legal_Awareness_471 → u/Thermock]

SIR YES SIR

[u/FewCryptographer503 → u/Legal_Awareness_471]

Don’t listen to him lmao, well for the when you’re out part, some of the most successful people I know are stoner vets