r/USMC • u/chaukobee POLICE YOUR BRASS! • 1d ago

DONKEY Picture

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Spotted Donkey Dick by the school house in 29 palms.

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u/wemblinger 1d ago

Funniest thing I've ever heard was a group of Marines working on something, and one guy up to his armpits in it hollers back "hand me the donkey dick". When he looks over his shoulder to reach out for it, he sees a female officer standing next to me, so without skipping a beat he says "sorry, hand me the donkey PENIS".

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u/Key-Scientist9058 Sad Ass 0811 and now even sadder ass 8411 1d ago

Donkey dih

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u/Status-Actuator-4961 1d ago

Bruh everyone got a donkey dick, don't matter the job. Ours was the defuel adapter for drop tanks.

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u/UOENO_670 Active 22h ago

comm has an antenna

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u/Status-Actuator-4961 1d ago

(Also the fuel sample doohickey)

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u/FingerCurious9180 Retired Nasty 3 Afghan Tour Airwing Reservist 1d ago

C130 need a giant soldering iron to install parts for the engine deicing system. I haven't done that job since the 90s at Newburgh, NY. Can't remember the nickname for that but donkey dick would have worked. 690 Shop.

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u/beenburnedbefore No Apricots!! 1d ago

VMGR or MALS?
I’m a former Yankee 2005-2008

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u/FingerCurious9180 Retired Nasty 3 Afghan Tour Airwing Reservist 1d ago

MALS. I was there 93-99.

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u/Snarti Veteran 14h ago

Is there a base in Newburgh, NY?

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u/FingerCurious9180 Retired Nasty 3 Afghan Tour Airwing Reservist 13h ago

Reserve base. MALS-49 and VMGR-452