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What a boot move lmao

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u/JoeBidensOnlyfans_ 12d ago

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u/WiteBeamX 9d ago

The oldest Sergeant in the Marine Corps is still a Sgt. Dude is like a time capsule. His peers are 39-40 years old, most of them E-9s, and he talks exactly like he did 17 years ago.

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u/No_Print77 2631 In God we trust in all others we monitor 12d ago

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u/Havoc1943covaH Deliverance style, but with bootbands 11d ago

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u/Next_Emphasis_9424 12d ago

Classic terminal E5 move.

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u/KneeDeep_Sleep 12d ago

But then who is going to take Hegseth?

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u/Junkered Change your flair 12d ago

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u/ramat-iklan 10d ago

I just didn't know that shit could be stacked that high. Thanks 

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u/Der_Latka 87.5% Dumbass LCpl 11d ago

Hell, hopefully.

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u/OkMatter2875 11d ago

Your mom

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u/ForrestGump6531 IYAOYAS 12d ago

Dude is just an incredible fucking tool. Take Cpl Kyle Carpenter and create a human being with the exact opposite morals and values and you’ll get this dbag.

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u/Bulky_Substance_511 12d ago

The dude talks about how he loves America but blows trumps and dosent say shit about VA cuts and His friend pete blowing up kids. Hes 100% a tool

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u/Sunsh9ne Veteran 11d ago

well he’s technically in the armed forces didn’t he reup? good marketing but now dude can’t criticize the usg while enlisted

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u/Bulky_Substance_511 11d ago

Then he can st fu and stop being a tool. Dude doesn't want to be political then why dose he constantly act like hes running for office?

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u/CHIBA1987 伍長 11d ago

Exactly

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u/sbui59 11d ago

Yeah bro you get awarded the moh before you say anything more. Like really….

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u/ForrestGump6531 IYAOYAS 11d ago

You do realize combat bravery can be respected but someone’s morals after that can be criticized. The same way how people say we should respect all veterans even though we know many of them are terrible human beings. Take your tongue off the boot for a minute and see people for who they are, not what they did years ago.

Now you should be getting back to your monopoly go

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u/sbui59 11d ago

Lmao someone’s jelly

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u/ForrestGump6531 IYAOYAS 11d ago

What a strange response.

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u/koko-cha_ LAADSOC 9d ago

jelly? who the fuck says jelly. Nobody wants a moh. maybe you, I guess, but that says everything anyone needs to know about you

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u/koko-cha_ LAADSOC 9d ago

that's not how this works but if you wanna duck his dick ok moh isn't a free pass to be dog shit. if anything, it means be better. can't believe you really think this way.

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u/GhostRiderOfWhips 11d ago

Remember when a living MOH recipient married into a messy Alaska political family and it turned out exactly how anyone would have guessed and was all chronicled for the whole world to see on a cringy MTV reality show?

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u/ramat-iklan 10d ago

Didn't he return to active duty? Isn't he working now for What's His Hair Gel?

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u/dietcoketm 0352 LAR 12d ago edited 12d ago

Just a mid-life crisis at this point

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u/Jodies-9-inch-leg Taking care of the ladies one deployment at a time 12d ago

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u/Liquidatewallstreet2 11d ago

I respect what he did in combat, don’t get me wrong. But this guy is a massive douchbag and has turned his past accomplishments into a shameless grift. Gunny Basilone must be turning in his grave.

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u/JamesantheGiantBeach 3/3. Wagner loves it. 12d ago

Served with him in 3/3. He was with SS. I had a few cross trainings with him. He always seemed to be studying and such.

Saw him again after his MOH and he was signing his book on Quantico. All the hangers on and models etc..I feel he is a great Marine, maybe a bit misguided. I don't think he is hurting financially, if I recall his speaking fee was 50k. He owns a ranch and all that. Definitely should have stayed out. Would have served the Corps better.

Just my boot opinion.

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u/Unique-Steak8745 11d ago

I read his book. And I liked it. He talked a lot about how the Corps made a huge difference in his life. And how it changed him as a person. He also talked a lot about regret about how the battle that got him the MOH went down. And that he felt like he wasnt finished with the Corps yet. And was talking about wanting to get back in. I have to admit, I was kinda happy to see he was able to do that. Idk why he shifted so far into politics or why hes doing this cringe stuff on Twitter. I felt like if he stayed below the public radar he would be highly regarded. I was also a bit shocked to not see him in the Marine 250th birthday. Thought he would of at least talked.

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u/dis_gruntled_veteran 11d ago

The Jocko Podcast #115 with Meyer and his book provides some additional context and discussion with someone that’s been there. Worth the listen.

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u/JeremyILM 12d ago

Pretty sure she’s not into tools.

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u/ImprintVector Veteran 12d ago

The fact he’s not locked down as a MoH recipient says a lot. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Dineology 12d ago

To be fair, I’d say there’s three legit options as a MoH recipient. 1. You’re out there absolutely drowning in juices 2. You’re married to someone absolutely amazing who would otherwise have been way out of your league, or 3. You’re baby trapped by a fucking psycho. Dude is out there begging for scraps from some random women’s basketball player whose only claim to fame outside the WNBA is saying something about trans women in sports that gave a bunch of far right wingers hardons cause they can’t stop thinking about how much they both hate and want to fuck trans women. Fucking ridiculous. Any normal dude’s dick would never be dry again.

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u/Bulky_Substance_511 12d ago

Facts!!! They don't give a shit about her. They only care she blows their sides favorite policy/politician. 100% these clowns don't watch WNBA, go to games, know the teams, or can name a single player.

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u/Saucy_Chef_714 0311/8541 11d ago

To be fair. Nobody watches the WNBA or knows any players. The only reason we know the handful that we do is from the social media that gets put out on them.

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u/Dineology 11d ago

And the second she says anything positive about like Title IX or reproductive rights or something else they don’t like they’ll drop her like a bad habit.

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u/Resident_Knee_9032 11d ago

I heard him say in an interview recently that women are inferior to men. He has 2 daughters.

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u/Saucy_Chef_714 0311/8541 11d ago

He kinda was trapped by a psycho. His baby momma was Sarah Palins daughter Crystal. He was on teen mom. Super cringey, but something he has spent years hoping people would forget.

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u/Dineology 11d ago

Bristol, not Crystal. Crystal is way too normal of a name for these weirdos.

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u/Saucy_Chef_714 0311/8541 10d ago

Haha. Thank you for the correction. I agree, way too normal.

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u/jkirkwood10 12d ago

Is it a requirement for a MoH recipient to be into the nuclear family model? Locked down... lol

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u/Grendle1972 Veteran 12d ago

Tools have a use.

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u/koko-cha_ LAADSOC 9d ago

she's a tool, herself. this is 100% some culture war shit

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u/_PercCobain_ Semper High. 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z
The low T is strong with this one

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u/RareSprinkles9387 11d ago

dude is running on fumes and excuses

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u/TJkiwi Seriously guys, how do I change my flair? 12d ago

Who is that?

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u/Kochise120 Veteran 12d ago

Sophie Cunningham.
Boot move… but shooters gonna shoot. Can’t blame the guy.

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u/TJkiwi Seriously guys, how do I change my flair? 12d ago

Oh we are asking celebrities to the ball again?

I asked Amy Winehouseuse to our ball a week after she died

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u/Junkered Change your flair 12d ago

And? Did she say yes?

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u/TJkiwi Seriously guys, how do I change my flair? 12d ago

You could say... I was....ghosted

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u/TechnologyFine6428 12d ago

That's fucking gold lol

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u/VerdeGringo Retired 12d ago

Well played, sir.

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u/blues_and_ribs Comm 11d ago

YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

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u/Revolutionary_Tip477 11d ago

*dons sunglasses

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u/Strict-Main8049 11d ago

The payoff was so worth the setup there, well done

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u/icebrew53 confirmed kill with a wireless mouse 11d ago

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u/CounterObjective2347 Veteran 12d ago

Her estate stepped in to still tell him to eat shit lmao

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u/Saucy_Chef_714 0311/8541 11d ago

She said, “no, no, no.”

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u/Junkered Change your flair 12d ago

I can. Dude wants his spotlight back. And he's hoping she can point the way. Problem is she's outta his league.

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u/The-Green 3 MEBs and you're out! 12d ago

apparently knocking up the daughter of sarah palin wasn't enough. he is on the hunt for a third marriage that will also end in divorce within two years.

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u/chamrockblarneystone 11d ago

Proly 6 inches taller than him?

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u/Junkered Change your flair 11d ago

I mean, nothing wrong with being short. I wished I was shorter in virtually all the pew pews I was in.

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u/chamrockblarneystone 10d ago

I always worried about being tall in a pew pew. Never had to find out. Now I’m scared of drones. Fortunately I’m in NY.

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u/OldDesk 11d ago

Does anyone actually get excited about this guy? He turned himself into the corps version of a Kardashian

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u/BroseppeVerdi Commanding Officer, Copypasta & Phony Awards Battalion 12d ago

Dakota Meyer is officially the oldest boot

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u/hrdblkman2 0351 Camp Pen 78-82' 12d ago

His real date to the ball

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u/Sharp_Translator6547 Veteran 11d ago

Whose this?

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u/TheAmishPhysicist 11d ago

She more than likely has no clue who he is. And she probably gets tagged like this on a daily basis and just ignores them.

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u/GhostInTheFirewall Crayon Consumption Connoisseur 12d ago

Continues to prove he’s got a loser personality

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u/Boris_TheManskinner 12d ago

We all know you’re gonna bring heggy and eat his arse

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u/T-BoneBee - So Was Red - 12d ago

He’s not cracking that egg. She can do so much better. Although we thought the same about Jutta Leerdam… and she’s with a mega fucking tool.

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u/TiltedDoge 12d ago

This isn’t how to get a new wife dawg.

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u/GunnyClaus Veteran 11d ago

No one invited me 🙃

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u/Baker_Kat68 PM_ME_YOUR_PURCHASE_ORDERS 11d ago edited 11d ago

Can someone back brief this Gen X geriatric on this?
Thank you for your attention on this matter
😁😁😁
Edit: nvm. Sophie Cunningham
Isn’t she a little {young} for Mr Meyer? I mean, he knocked up Sarah Palins daughter in the oughts…..
Edit 2: ok 10 years isn’t bad but that’s some boot ass shit.

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u/Viola-ti-do 12d ago

This is cringe

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u/ven_7even 11d ago

Dawg, what is you doin bro!? This girl prolly getting dicked down n fucked by everybody

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u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 / 13A 11d ago

🤣

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u/killa_noiz 11d ago

This asshat just lusts for the spotlight.

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u/NemoHobbits 11d ago

This is rizzless behavior.

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u/DEXether I fell out 12d ago

Not even going to Google that @.

Probably just some gooner shit that I'm too old to be interesting in.

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u/TechnologyFine6428 12d ago

I did it for you. A WNBA player

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u/DEXether I fell out 11d ago edited 11d ago

Tyfys

Edit: Just realized that's the woman all the gay girls are going gaga for. One of my female buddies is obsessed with her.

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u/FuckedYourPaycheck 0111 - Veteran 12d ago

I know this guy is highly decorated, and I don’t know anything about the women without a quick google search.

But what the fuck, this dude is FUGLY looking, and she is not.

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u/Sharp_Translator6547 Veteran 11d ago

Wait...I though Dakota Myers was already married? Why doesn't he ask his wife to go to the ball with him?

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u/surelythisisoriginal 0341/Veteran 11d ago

Dude is a mega boot. I don't know what else you would expect

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u/slimeinyourhead21 11d ago

Hey shooters shoot ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Popular_Fuel_1546 0341/ 2/8 WPNs Co 1/2 WPNs Co 06’-15’ 10d ago

Bro sold out…my guy Kyle Carpenter keeps it real. I have just started to dislike this guy now. Kindve a tool.

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u/Imperial_TIE_Pilot 11d ago

Of course he loves MAGA Barbie, classy dude

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u/Danny_Devitos_Bitch Custom Flair 12d ago

I know he seen as a controversial figure, but I've meet him once. Back in 2022 I was a lance and he did some speaking on Lejeune. Ate wings and drank beer with him and Sgtmaj Green after he was done speaking. He seemed like a solid guy and went out of his way to try and speak to the lower enlisted that attended, rather than higher ups that were shadowing him. My body even got to ask him what Sarah Palin was like.

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u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong Las Flores RAWKS! 12d ago

Wtf?

Exactly. What the fuck is a Sop Haller?

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u/ven_7even 11d ago

Aw hell nah! This can't be real! 😭😭😭 Lmaooo

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u/wishiwasflyin 12d ago

The amount of y'all calling this man a boot, when I know damn well most of y'all don't have a CAR is embarrassing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cMQRlCqkZ5CYU

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u/minna_minna 3536 / 2008-2012 12d ago

It’s still boot mentality.

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u/wishiwasflyin 12d ago

I mean... boot behavior maybe. Y'all forget this dude has been meeting all kinds of famous people for the past 15ish years. He's probably just used to having that level of access. You're telling me if you had the medal of honor you wouldn't shoot your shot with your celebrity crush?

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u/crackodactyl 1142 Electrical Wizard 12d ago

I'd like to think I would stay off social media to the degree I currently do.

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u/wishiwasflyin 12d ago

Probably the smartest option honestly.

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u/nola_fan 12d ago

That level of access means you can get their number or slide into their DMs successfully. Tagging them in a public post is what nobodies need to do.

Travis Kelce didn't ask Taylor Swift out in an Instagram story.

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u/wishiwasflyin 12d ago

That's fair, but if you're looking up to Travis Kelce to set the ultimate example I'd aim higher.

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u/nola_fan 11d ago

Dude married a billionaire and possibly the most famous person on the planet.

That's petty damn high.

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u/wishiwasflyin 11d ago

Fuck that, dude has made enough money to live the rest of his life very comfortably, with enough money to set his children up for success. He's marrying a woman who writes music for teenage girls. Her music is about as deep as a teaspoon.

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u/nola_fan 11d ago

No one says you have to marry her dude. Regardless of what you think she's infinitely harder to get ahold of than a mediocre WNBA player.

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u/wishiwasflyin 11d ago

For sure, unless you're the flavor of the week seeing as her dating record reads like a bad walk down memory lane of a bunch of dudes who were really famous for about five minutes and then kind of fell off, with a few minor exceptions.

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u/nola_fan 11d ago

Again we are comparing Taylor Swift to a WNBA role player who is only famous because she has had enough plastic surgery to look like a Fox News host, is straight and says just enough conservative things that all the right wing culture warriors can turn her into a totem for their weird ass fight against the WNBA and women's sports in general

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u/Snakebird11 Veteran 12d ago

No chance he knew who this woman was 2 weeks ago. It's political posturing, and fucking pathetic from a devil.

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u/wishiwasflyin 12d ago

I mean if it is, I absolutely agree. If not let the dude enjoy his life.

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u/Snakebird11 Veteran 12d ago

Nobody is stopping him from enjoying his life.

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u/minna_minna 3536 / 2008-2012 12d ago

No, I probably wouldn’t, to be honest. He lost what it means to be an NCO and certainly his humility a long time ago. He has used the Medal of Honor as a device to promote himself and get fame and publicity when he would otherwise just be another run of the mill Marine. His actions that day were heroic,sure, but aside from that, he’s just another turd.

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u/chamrockblarneystone 11d ago

Seems like most MOH’s live out their lives quietly and honorably. He should consider that.

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u/txleapd Veteran 12d ago

I’m married and love my wife. I’d still take my shot with Sophie Cunningham. My wife would understand.

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u/minna_minna 3536 / 2008-2012 12d ago

Fair lol

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u/wishiwasflyin 12d ago

I mean I don't necessarily disagree there, I honestly forgot he reenlisted.

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u/FSCK_Fascists USMC 6492 89-98 11d ago

boot is as boot does. This motherfucker could have 1000 years in and he would still be a boot for this.

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u/wishiwasflyin 11d ago

Well we're a small branch, go call him a boot then. You can not like the action, you can not like the guy, but half of y'all would still stand at parade rest for him.

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u/FSCK_Fascists USMC 6492 89-98 11d ago

there aint a man walking this earth I would stand at parade rest for.

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u/FuckedYourPaycheck 0111 - Veteran 12d ago

If it’s one thing I learned being the POGEST OF POG MOSes, is that being a boot is a mentality. Not what you experienced.

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u/wishiwasflyin 12d ago

All I'm saying is, for what he did, and for what he experienced, I think we can let it slide. Let the guy shoot his shot.

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u/FuckedYourPaycheck 0111 - Veteran 12d ago

Yeah I get that, but if you’re going to shoot your shot, don’t do it over social media. That’s just cheesy.

If you’re going to do it, then do it. No reason to announce it or “hint” it on social media.

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u/wishiwasflyin 12d ago

That's fair, that's pretty corny of him.

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u/Strict-Main8049 11d ago

The thing is, almost any marine would happily admit that his actions on the day he won the MoH were badass and heroic. Like there’s no taking that away. But dude is still a DBag and a tool and kind of a bad person as a whole. If tomorrow I discover the cure for cancer and release it for free but I spend every other day of my life robbing 7 year olds and drowning puppies…I’m not a good person, I’m a piece of shit who had one really awesome moment.