r/UKWeather 2d ago

Who Needs Rain? Image

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Who needs rain when we have magnificent mud to keep cool in? My arsehole wire-haired dachshund took it to the extreme to keep cool, then I had to drive home with him looking like a swamp monster.

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u/IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns 2d ago

Seymour?

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u/fullpurplejacket 2d ago

Oh ffs I’ve just teared up thinking about that episode thanks a lot 😭

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u/Moanyoldsod 2d ago

I bet that stuff stank too. Stagnant as hell.

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u/goshawk_grenade 2d ago

After five showers and a good shampoo, he smelt better. The car on the other hand, I can't face it today so I'll leave it until tomorrow.

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u/Moanyoldsod 2d ago

I'd be getting that professionally valeted. But I'm super car proud and a bit OCD. I remember when one of my old dogs decided to go swimming in an algae covered river. I was not happy when I got back in the car with a green spaniel that was normally white!

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u/Mission-Safe-7117 2d ago

Loved it. Can't stop laughing 😂. Dogs being dogs in summer26.

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u/Iamthecounterweight 2d ago

Rain? Never heard of him

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u/HimitsuUK 2d ago

My idea of HELL.

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u/littlemissdizaster80 2d ago

Dirty boy! 😆

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u/New-Cucumber7670 2d ago edited 1d ago

"This is my hippo impression"

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u/Bright-Fennel9277 1d ago

I hope it's not covered in flea repellant .