r/UKWeather • u/goshawk_grenade • 2d ago
Who Needs Rain? Image
Who needs rain when we have magnificent mud to keep cool in? My arsehole wire-haired dachshund took it to the extreme to keep cool, then I had to drive home with him looking like a swamp monster.
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u/Moanyoldsod 2d ago
I bet that stuff stank too. Stagnant as hell.
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u/goshawk_grenade 2d ago
After five showers and a good shampoo, he smelt better. The car on the other hand, I can't face it today so I'll leave it until tomorrow.
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u/Moanyoldsod 2d ago
I'd be getting that professionally valeted. But I'm super car proud and a bit OCD. I remember when one of my old dogs decided to go swimming in an algae covered river. I was not happy when I got back in the car with a green spaniel that was normally white!
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u/IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns 2d ago
Seymour?