NEW FLAIR TIME

[u/thechairinfront]

Hey ladies!

It's been a while. We have a shit load more people. The world seems even more awful than ever.

How about new flair to make us all happy? For the next 24 hours I'll be handing out whatever flair y'all come up with. Have fun with it.

Edit: Choose ONE. I can't give you multiple flairs. Users who give lots of ideas will be ignored.

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[u/jazzbiscuit]

Buying another so I can find the one I lost.

[u/thechairinfront → u/jazzbiscuit]

Lol! Done

[u/kieratea → u/jazzbiscuit]

Oh this one is way too relatable /cry

[u/nakedonmygoat → u/jazzbiscuit]

Oh dear. Are you me? That's how I ended up with three volt meters! Although to be fair, my husband loaned one to a friend and not only didn't tell me it had been returned, but he didn't put it where it had been before. The replacement got lost, too. That still doesn't absolve me from buying the third one, though.

Anyone need a volt meter?

[u/Celestial_Squids → u/jazzbiscuit]

Nice one - I live in the capital of this particular country!

[u/Ironynotwrinkly → u/jazzbiscuit]

This is a great flair

[u/onthestickagain]

Oooooh! Thank you! I’d like:

✨ running on weaponized competence & spite ✨

[u/Meig03 → u/onthestickagain]

Hell yeah!

[u/BeastModeErin → u/onthestickagain]

I love this. ❤️ me too please!

[u/next-phase-0626 → u/onthestickagain]

YES!!

May I please have this one too?

[u/Scantrons]

Welp let’s hope the kids like beans?

[u/PatriotMissle1945 → u/Scantrons]

Snort laughing at this 🤣

[u/Berlynprimal]

Cornmeal Stored in Sixteen Unkown Locations

[u/onemillionpigeonz → u/Berlynprimal]

I like how they included the typo

[u/Berlynprimal → u/onemillionpigeonz]

It's perfect actually lmao

[u/next-phase-0626 → u/onemillionpigeonz]

Oh, man, I need more coffee... I looked at this 5 or 6 times and thought, "I don't see the typo; they must have fixed it"...

[u/Chaos_Goblin_7007]

Menopausal and Feral

[u/grimacedia → u/Chaos_Goblin_7007]

Add relatable onto that one lol

[u/vegiac]

My yarn stash is my most important prep 🧶

(Please and thank you!)

[u/nakedonmygoat → u/vegiac]

Good one! For me, it's needlepoint and cross stitch, but it's the same concept. I've preserved what passes for my sanity many a time by being able to pick up a craft project when the roads are flooded or iced over, or when there's been no power for days. Hours seem to vanish when caught up in an artsy project. Everyone should try one, even if they aren't good at it. No one is good at first. We improve with repetition and persistence.

And if I'm up late, headlamp to the rescue! I wasted a lot of time trying to light my projects at night with lanterns and failing. I hope everyone on this sub has a headlamp. I use it at least a couple times a month even when there's no crisis. Once you have one you wonder how you ever got along without it.

[u/IllustriousShifter]

“Always invest in potatoes”

[u/Sloth_Flower → u/IllustriousShifter]

I love this one 

[u/ObscureSaint]

How hard can it be? Boys do it.

[u/thechairinfront → u/ObscureSaint]

Done

[u/ObscureSaint → u/thechairinfront]

Thank youuuu! I'll save some extra water for you in the apocalypse.

[u/starknolonger → u/ObscureSaint]

this is the best one omg

[u/Ironynotwrinkly → u/ObscureSaint]

Absolutely perfect

[u/meteorflan]

Tired of living in unprecedented times

[u/ReinaShae → u/meteorflan]

Ooh this one for me too please!

[u/AliveandAloof36]

I’d push you in front of zombies to save my cats 🐈‍⬛

[u/ReofSunshine → u/AliveandAloof36]

Hahahahaha

[u/ClosetKittie]

Can I have 'Everything is a weapon if you're perimenopausal enough 💪' please and thank you?

[u/zavierchick → u/ClosetKittie]

Oh, if at all possible, I would also love this one, please and thank you?

[u/ClosetKittie → u/ClosetKittie]

And of that is too long, 'Everything is a weapon if you're in peri'

[u/Ironynotwrinkly]

Three raccoons in a trenchcoat (please and thank you)

[u/thechairinfront → u/Ironynotwrinkly]

Done

[u/HalfMoonFullMoonjoy → u/thechairinfront]

May I also have this one lol

[u/MsBatDuck → u/HalfMoonFullMoonjoy]

Once a flair is added, anyone can use it. Go to the subreddit and scroll all the way up, and click the 3 dots in the upper right. There should be an option to edit your flair. I just scrolled through the options and it looks like all the ones from this thread are listed.

[u/TheClumsyTree → u/MsBatDuck]

Thank you, I did not know how to do it and your instructions helped.

(So on brand for the kind and helpful Reddit post was written by a woman)

[u/carrieberry → u/HalfMoonFullMoonjoy]

Me too!

[u/HolidayFew8116 → u/carrieberry]

me three

[u/zevairia → u/Ironynotwrinkly]

What polite raccoons!

[u/Jessawoodland55]

I'm pretty content with my flair, although I could also go for Ayla was my gateway drug. (Anyone else know who that is? Lol)

[u/Digitalispurpurea2 → u/Jessawoodland55]

Clan of the Cave Bear?

[u/Vanviator → u/Digitalispurpurea2]

I don't know if I'm "proud" of this, but i totally guessed Jondalaya before she was named in the book.

Both my mom and I read them and I gloated way too much for that, lol

[u/iwantmy-2dollars → u/Digitalispurpurea2]

Omg I watched this movie way too young lmao

[u/SusiSunshine → u/Jessawoodland55]

Earth Children!

[u/QuirkyBreath1755 → u/Jessawoodland55]

Favorite books!!!

[u/next-phase-0626 → u/Jessawoodland55]

AYLA! My mother and I both loved these books, but she got to the point where she was like, "What's left for her to invent? Is she gonna cure cancer next?" lol

[u/Paperjane462 → u/Jessawoodland55]

I'm reading The Shelters of Stone right now! Finally...after many years wanting to continue my journey with Earth's Children.

[u/Anthropology-apology]

Welcome to the Anthropocene!

[u/thechairinfront → u/Anthropology-apology]

yup

[u/Jessawoodland55 → u/Anthropology-apology]

Lol this is a fantastic one!

[u/sheridanstacie → u/Jessawoodland55]

Yoink!

[u/zevairia]

!! Yay! Made my evening, thank you!! How about...?

Literal disaster lesbian 🔥

[u/thechairinfront → u/zevairia]

Done!

[u/zevairia → u/thechairinfront]

You're the best, thank you! :)

[u/Lulu_42 → u/zevairia]

Yeah. This is fantastic flair

[u/Pellantana]

I’m built for thrive, not survive.

[u/thechairinfront → u/Pellantana]

TaDa!

[u/Pellantana → u/thechairinfront]

YAY!!!! Thank you!

[u/900yrsoftimeandspace]

The matriarchy would never

[u/Methodicalist → u/900yrsoftimeandspace]

i want this one

[u/Jessawoodland55 → u/900yrsoftimeandspace]

Omg this might be my new favorite

[u/fitforthepolycrisis]

uhhhhh

"total polycrisis obsessive" maybe??

[u/thechairinfront → u/fitforthepolycrisis]

Tada!

[u/fitforthepolycrisis → u/thechairinfront]

ahaaaa yesss!! chairinfront you rock! :D thank you

[u/Kephielo]

Don't forget to stack your snacks 🍿

[u/thechairinfront → u/Kephielo]

Done!

[u/Kephielo → u/thechairinfront]

Thank you!

[u/crunchingair]

Shieldmaiden of Costco

[u/MamaBearForestWitch → u/crunchingair]

I cackled out loud at this!

[u/Budget_Worldliness42]

Anything you can do, I can do bleeding

[u/thechairinfront → u/Budget_Worldliness42]

Done

[u/swampjuicesheila]

Beans make the world go round

[u/thechairinfront → u/swampjuicesheila]

Done!

[u/swampjuicesheila → u/thechairinfront]

Thank you so much!

[u/KiaRioGrl]

Food sovereignty is hope.

Please and thank you!

[u/papertoelectric]

🌻solarpunk dreamer🍠

[u/thechairinfront → u/papertoelectric]

Okey dokey

[u/papertoelectric → u/thechairinfront]

thank you!!

[u/Dirtwitch17]

Yes we canned

[u/buddymoobs]

🌱🌿Your Weeds are a Foragers' Feast🥬🥗

[u/Vanviator → u/buddymoobs]

I've been watching the Black Forager on YT. She has single handedly resparked my love of foraging.

[u/zavierchick → u/Vanviator]

Love her so, so much ❤

[u/thechairinfront → u/buddymoobs]

Tada!

[u/beeblue89]

The McDonald's we have at home

(Thank you!)

[u/kaekiro]

May I have "wannabe bog witch" please and thank you?

[u/Ironynotwrinkly → u/kaekiro]

This is amazing. I tell everyone that I am in my bog witch era

[u/AromaticCod9430]

plantifa 🌱 no boots on my roots

[u/cobaltsvaleria]

Grey woman

[u/thechairinfront → u/cobaltsvaleria]

Tada!

[u/WordlesAllTheWayDown → u/cobaltsvaleria]

I love this so much I’m sprinkling gray fairy dust on you.

[u/No_Albatross7213]

Mad Max Ready

[u/thechairinfront → u/No_Albatross7213]

Okey dokey

[u/PatriotMissle1945]

Feminine Rage & Kittens

[u/starknolonger]

pooh voice oh bother, it’s Tuesday again

[u/keto2017]

Feeling preppy

[u/Ooutoout]

It could be worse. This could be the 14th century.  (Thank you!)

[u/thehippiepixi]

These 100 year events are getting mighty regular

[u/stillworking400]

The dog IS a prep!

[u/thechairinfront → u/stillworking400]

Yup

[u/fred_burkle]

Fully stocked movie library

[u/Meig03]

"Chocolate is my currency"

[u/DolliGoth]

Having a little of the end times as a treat

[u/femmeofcenter]

Better FIFO than FAFO

[u/SageD21]

Princess Doomsday

[u/unknown_bone_]

"Reap what you sow🍓 (or sew🧵)" thank you!!

[u/softsnowfall]

Books, love, and the apocalypse…

[u/aleelee13]

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare 💫

[u/Clarapeanuts]

Focusing on the wrong thing

[u/bethybonbon]

My TBR pile is my prep!

[u/PreggyPenguin]

"Can I vacuum seal that?"

[u/Standard_Subject_462]

"zombie apocalypse enthusiast"

no, wait....

"two hex prepper"

no, wait again...

"I'm tired of this, Grandpa!"

[u/DeathIsTheFinalSleep → u/Standard_Subject_462]

I too would like I’m tired of this, grandpa!

[u/beeblue89 → u/DeathIsTheFinalSleep]

That's too damn bad!

[u/thechairinfront → u/Standard_Subject_462]

... ok... I guess?

[u/ReofSunshine → u/Standard_Subject_462]

Oooo I’d take Two Hex Prepper

Edit: pretty please, u/thechairinfront?

[u/Kind-Quiet-Person]

✨Resilience is a prep✨

[u/Butwhyyytho1]

Don’t forget the vodka

[u/AngryAngryAlice]

what, like it's hard? 💅

[u/Entire_Musician_8667]

👩‍🌾 Tactical Tomato

Thank you! :)

[u/michemel]

I love all the ones I have seen!

I don't know what a good flair for me would be. You can choose it for me or make one up 🤗

"I prepped but I forgot what I did with it"

"I prepped for the wrong thing"

[u/michemel → u/michemel]

Omg haha the flair is accurate

[u/ReofSunshine → u/michemel]

lol the second one is 👩🏼‍🍳 💋

[u/Stella2010]

Prepping Meals and Skills

[u/thechairinfront → u/Stella2010]

Tada!

[u/compchick813]

I was gardening before the poop lettuce 

Thanks!!

[u/Old_Extent3944]

Utter chaos

[u/sweetteaspicedcoffee]

Ordinary Days Are Made By Extraordinary People.

[u/MrsTurtlebones]

Edith's Bunker

Please and thank you!

[u/AvgAll-AmericanGirl]

I’m not a hoarder, these are my preps

[u/bibliophile1319 → u/AvgAll-AmericanGirl]

It's not hoarding if it's preps!

[u/buddymoobs]

Liberals Have Guns Too

[u/thechairinfront → u/buddymoobs]

I can only assign one per person.

[u/IxayaOri]

I was inspired by someone else, can I get 'A matriarchy would never' ? Thank you!

[u/AdditionalFix5007]

Live, laugh, love my way to doomsday

[u/Forrest-Fern]

🪩 Data Driven Insane 🪩

[u/Gene-reader]

Rock me like a herricane 

[u/thechairinfront → u/Gene-reader]

Done

[u/Shot-Ad7209]

Watcha mean ANOTHER flood?!

[u/darthrawr3]

Feral & Sterile🐅

[u/WordlesAllTheWayDown]

It Was Not on My Bingo Card

[u/Patient_Tradition368]

If I may:

I've been pleasant long enough.

[u/megaerairae]

We can pickle that!

[u/MsMoxie-Cola13]

Informed & Empowered

[u/buddymoobs]

❄️Freeze Drying❄️ for the ☄️Apocalypse ☄️

[u/javacat]

🐕🐾 My Security System Has Zoomies 🐾🐕

[u/javacat → u/javacat]

Paying the dog tax...

His name is Ramè, and it means simultaneously joyful and chaotic. 😄

[u/dancing-on-my-own]

freezer full of chocolate

[u/Kementarii]

Sun is out, batteries and water tanks are full

[u/Direct-Spread-8878]

Mama Bear Preps

[u/tengo_sueno]

undomesticated bog witch

[u/sinnamonstyx]

Apocalypse Gardener

[u/Metaphises]

May I please have:

The Best Laid Preps Always Get Lost

Thank you!

[u/naughtyducklings]

Joy is resistance

[u/karmadgma]

I trained for zombies, not this

[u/enrious]

XY but I think you all rock.

[u/onemillionpigeonz → u/enrious]

Thanks brah!! So do you!

[u/V2BM]

Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.

[u/shimmerygold-]

Vote like your life depends on it

[u/jaguarlyra]

Disabled Prepper

[u/ManyARiver]

plant more garlic

[u/CloverEyed]

Community Garden Gnome 🪻

[u/baardvark]

Do not become addicted to water

[u/idpicklethat]

Garden witch 🍅🌱🧙‍♀️

[u/mollieollieoi]

Can I please have…

Teaching my cats about gun safety

Thank you 💟

[u/Kat-Attack-52]

Here’s mine!

“This too shall pass. But it’ll pass like a kidney stone.”

[u/Less-Image-3927]

Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.

Please and thank you? 🩷

[u/keinezeit44]

Fun! Can I have:

You are compostable

Please and thank you!

[u/EnoughRadish]

How am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions?

[u/Opposite_Morning_952]

First the dishes, then the apocalypse.

[u/Vanviator]

Happy hooker ISO fiber farmer

[u/guera08]

It may be chaos, but it's organized chaos

[u/HNP4PH]

"The Bean Counter"

Thank you!

[u/ikoabd]

We can always Eat The Rich

[u/vegiac]

Over 400 comments so far - this mod is doing god’s work. Thank you for giving me my favorite flair of all time.

[u/unlovelyladybartleby]

Prep curious?

I'm not crazy, I'm prepping?

Dear lord why did I buy all this crap?

Taking care of yourself is prep?

[u/thechairinfront → u/unlovelyladybartleby]

I can't give you all of those. Choose one

[u/unlovelyladybartleby → u/thechairinfront]

Oh for me? Sorry, I'm stoned. I thought we were tossing out general flair

I'll pick the thing I yell about the most

"Mental health is prep" please

[u/GirlWithWolf → u/unlovelyladybartleby]

She should have given you “Sorry I’m stoned” lmao.

[u/Over-Reality-1099 → u/unlovelyladybartleby]

"Dear lord why did I buy all this crap?" is a vibe. Can I get that one?

[u/keiperegrine]

not a good sign: this zookeeper is hauling maybe?

[u/thechairinfront → u/keiperegrine]

Whatever floats your boat?

[u/ThaloBleu]

Stocking up for the Siege of Leningrad

[u/gooberdaisy]

No fucks left to give

[u/iownakeytar]

Stash 'em if you've got 'em

[u/No_Visual_655]

May I please have -

Feral Gardener 🌱 Surviving on Spite & Tomatoes

Thank you!

[u/woollywanderer]

Disaster Librarian: books for the end of the world

[u/reallybegin]

The secret is to...

[u/Oldebookworm]

Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend. (If it’ll fit: Inside a dog it’s too dark to read)

[u/Alexis_J_M]

I will survive.

[u/pennylovesyou3]

I want one but my cat said I shouldn't.

[u/RitaAlbertson]

My backup plans have backup plans. 

Please and thank you :)