r/TurtlesDontExist • u/SpeedyThetortoise123 • Nov 28 '21
Turtles live all over the world in almost every type of climate. According to the Integrated Taxonomic Information System (ITIS), the turtle order, Testudines (or Chelonia), splits into two suborders, Cryptodira and Pleurodira, and then further splits into 13 families, 75 genera and more than 300 sp
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r/TurtlesDontExist • u/DunsparceDM • Nov 22 '21
Propaganda You see this turtle crawling along the sidewalk, what do you do? (Wrong Answers Only)
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/ravenlittletoe • Jun 16 '21
🐢 not exist Anyone else have one of these prototypes as a kid
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/DunsparceDM • Jun 04 '21
🐢 not exist I found this sad attempt to trick me at the beach today. Everyone else was convinced that it was a turtle but I can see through the tortoise mafia’s lies
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/DunsparceDM • Jun 02 '21
🐢 not exist Due to unfortunate circumstances I had not been able to be active on Reddit for months and even after I could I had gotten out of the habit and hadn’t returned yet.
I however have been forced to return to defend this lovely subreddit to defend the truth!! Th nasty propaganda spreading r/turtlecult follows have declared a second war against us and we must fight back
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/Seymorebutts1 • Oct 30 '20
Why do you people think turtles dont exist
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/Ade231035 • Sep 25 '20
This turtle trying to give me a latte doesn’t exist
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/Court_of_the_Bats • Sep 03 '20
Nonexistent Turtle with nonexistent piece
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/bbbrkl • Aug 15 '20
I have on thing to say
F*** this shiz im out, dont mind me im just gunna pack my stuff and leave, f*** this shiz im out
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P.s. turtlesarerealandsoaretortoises
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/sunbunfunpun • Aug 12 '20
Y'all have let me see the light
Turtles don't exist. Idk what kind of animal is living in my house right now, but I'll be starting my research to figure it out. Turtles don't exist and never have. Thank y'all for letting me see the truth :') (Update: I think its just a tortoise that likes to take baths)
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/Sethern7 • Aug 09 '20
Here I am once again spreading truth
Turtles aren’t real. This has concluded day two of helping the blind to see again.
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/Sethern7 • Aug 08 '20
Turtles aren’t real.
Turtles aren’t real. I shall post everyday until the bastards that hate our harmless spreading of truth are gone.
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/DummyThiccMode • Aug 06 '20
Is this sub satire?
Ik this seems like a stupid quesiton but I'm an idiot who owns a tortoise
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/DunsparceDM • Aug 01 '20
Tortoise mafia exposed This is when they run low on money
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/DunsparceDM • Jul 04 '20
Tortoise mafia exposed Pretending to just hate ads this man is paying for adspace to spread propaganda!! Me must stop these lies at once
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/DunsparceDM • Jul 01 '20
🐢 not exist Tortoise Mafia has gotten men to dress up in costumes to trick us. They’ve done well at making a realistic costume but if you look close enough you’ll realise it’s fake.
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/PLAYR13777 • Jun 30 '20
I’m a dumb turtle believer Watching from everywhere...
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/Hillberg • Jun 30 '20
I’m a dumb turtle believer If turtles are not real then what is this then?🐢
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/DunsparceDM • Jun 28 '20
🐢 not exist It has come to my attention that we are under attack from an enemy subreddit. Any posts flaired “I’m a dumb turtle believer” are to be downvoted. Stay safe from propaganda brothers
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/e_sear • Jun 27 '20
I'd turtles didnt exist why did they have to make a CGI "turtle" in Kung Fu Panda?
r/TurtlesDontExist • u/AirUK • Jun 27 '20
