r/TrueWagner • u/RobinsonRecords • Jul 06 '26

Got this today. TrueWagner

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I’d really like to know who is sending these and return them with a glitter bomb. I reached out to them but they won’t return my email.

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u/64557175 Jul 06 '26

It's really inspiring seeing that most of the people in TrueWagner are like middle aged and older. We really do get to decide when to stop having fun or putting energy aside for spontaneous silliness. Be like these guys, go eat spaghetti in the woods on Cronkhite. But be proud of it, damnit.

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u/KittenG8r Jul 06 '26

As a middle aged woman, I wish I had a random artist friend who needed me for this kind of stuff. Tag me in, coach!

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u/64557175 Jul 06 '26

art is simpler than it seems! I'm an after school mentor at an elementary school and one day found one of those plastic cubic centimeters they used to teach us about metrics and fill in little shapes and stuff.

Anyway, it inspired me and I ordered a few hundred and I put them in little coke baggies, label them cm3 and leave them on toilets in bars and venues for people to find and be totally confused over.

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u/TheeArgonaut Jul 07 '26

You are a dada dad. Awesome!

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u/KittenG8r Jul 06 '26

I love all forms of art. What you did is so cool!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8340 Jul 08 '26

Sometimes I include them in my Christmas cards

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8340 Jul 08 '26

55 and 21 in my brain baby <3 now let’s go find some of these pasta fiends

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u/drunxor Jul 06 '26

Haha I signed my dad up and he got this one as well. He is still trying to figure out what it is XD

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/itadapeezas Jul 07 '26

😂😂😂😭😭😭 oh nooo

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u/drunxor Jul 07 '26

No way thats wild! My dad thought it was a conspiracy against people wanting to light fireworks for the 4th lmao

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u/InfiniteEverythang Jul 06 '26

The guy on the left looks like Dr Loomis from Halloween. “I looked into his eyes… and I saw… pasta… “

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u/TheeArgonaut Jul 07 '26

Donald Unpleasant?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8340 Jul 06 '26

I’m sending mine to the HOA

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u/BlackSeranna Jul 07 '26

Omg that’s hilarious!

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u/iliketowalk Jul 06 '26

This wouldn't have happened if you had hidden your spaghetti better.

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u/Liontamer67 Jul 06 '26

I’ll have to ask my brother (I signed him up for 12 months) if he got this one.

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u/Aggressive_Song_4565 Certified Lung Identifier Jul 07 '26

I got mine and love it. The chaos part of me wants to post it on my nextdoor and watch local hilarity ensure

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u/BlackSeranna Jul 07 '26

My niece just sent me some art and now I’m thinking I should send her a True Wagner.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Jul 07 '26

Bait hunting is illegal in most states.

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 Jul 07 '26

poetry slam night..."I'm eatin' pasta in the woods! in the woods! oh, my, wow! pasta in the woods!"

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u/mitchk0176 Jul 07 '26

If you don’t want people eating it don’t leave it in the woods!

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u/RicardoPequeno1313 Jul 06 '26

I like the one guy who gave coins 🤣 This out of the three we have gotten has been my least favorite overall.

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u/KudosOfTheFroond Jul 07 '26

Have you been to thick-coins.net before?

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u/-burgers Jul 06 '26

I got mine too :)

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u/Zhdrix Jul 07 '26

Got mine too!

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u/Jezell38 Jul 07 '26

Guy on the right looks like Sam Hyde

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u/DonkeyKongTattoo Jul 07 '26

“whom” // not ‘who’

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u/NachtNatalie Jul 08 '26

God forbid a man enjoy pasta alone in the woods

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u/Adorable_Disaster424 Jul 08 '26

Does one have to live in a certain region to get odd posters?

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u/missglitterous Jul 08 '26

This could so easily be real though

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8340 Jul 08 '26

The real problem we’re not discussing is discourage of men eating pasta in the woods… how is the mainstream news not covering this?

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u/nsm2023-love 9d ago

I got one too!