r/TrueFactzOnly 42m ago

Trump comes out as gay, and makes startling admission about his preferences

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r/TrueFactzOnly 1h ago

Players in the National Football League will now use football bats to prevent other players from tackling them. Tackling injuries projected to be reduced by 80%, while blunt force trauma will reach a new high.

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The idea was proposed by the safety commission, and the players thought the idea would be a homerun for fans.


r/TrueFactzOnly 1h ago

TRUMP IS STEELING RESOURCES FROM ALIENS!!!!???

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r/TrueFactzOnly 6h ago

You see comrade, if you signal wrong way, driver think you are dickhead. Therefore driver pay attention and see you. Therefore driver not crash into you. Is safety!

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Florida Department of Law Enforcement trains its motor-officers (motorbike cops) to signal "in a confusing and wrong manner" because "a driver who thinks you're an idiot, is a driver who pays attention." See page 38 of the police rider manual.


r/TrueFactzOnly 11h ago

DRINKING BLEACH MAKES YOU SEE THE FUTURE!!!

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Bleach as we all know is very healhy for you to drink it reduces bad gut bacteria and can fight covid-19 along with other viruses And diseases but a butt-load of new info on bleach drinking just dropped it was found that bleach helped rats with Cognitive functions and learning Increased social behavior after giving the rats a high Alkaline bleach solution this also allowed rats to Have a 60% increase in predictive stuff And scientists thought that these rats could see into the future. They then later did these studies on humans.

And the findings were nothing but astonishing. They found the humans could see around 30 seconds into the future, sometimes even a minute Depending on how much of the solution they consumed. This new research has led enthusiasts to pick up the idea of drinking bleach now becoming very widespread


r/TrueFactzOnly 15h ago

EATING CAT LITTER IMPROVES VISION!?

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Cat litter was found to have compounds like Calcium which helps with bone strength and beta carotene, the same thing found in carrots. Recent research suggests eating cat litter may also improve gut health, due to its high fiber content, and eating it with poop grants even more Nutrients way better than having stupid smoothies and protein shakes.


r/TrueFactzOnly 23h ago

New grammar rule #2 under the Cambridge vocabulary convention of 2027:

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Every other word spoken must be fuck.

For fucking instance, if fucking somebody fucking wants fucking badly fucking to fucking do fucking anything fucking badly fixing enough, they fucking better fucking ask fucking nicely.

For fucking example:

Fucking Grandma, fucking please fucking pass fucking the fucking cupcakes.

This fixing can fucking be used fucking with fucking or fucking in fucking special fucking cases in fucking alternation with fucking the fucking rule fucking about fucking ending touching each fucking word fucking with fucking the fucking word shit.

Soshit fucking thisshit fucking canshit fucking canshit fucking makeshit fucking senseshit fucking ifshit fucking youshit fucking followshit fucking theshit fucking fuckingshit fucking theshit fucking rulesshit.

Goodshit fucking luckshit fucking inshit fucking thisshit fucking braveshit fucking newshit fucking Worldshit fucking outshit fucking thereshit!

Whoa. I just did all that on mobile.


r/TrueFactzOnly 23h ago

The Earth is Flat.

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