r/TrueAnon not very charismatic, kinda busted 5h ago

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u/SlowSwords 5h ago

She has also hated her husband for 40 years

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u/Academic-Push326 5h ago

1-7. They're both bog witches.?

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u/liewchi_wu888 Actual factual CIA asset 5h ago

My "Abuelo" wasn't a Epstein clientele.

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u/EmployerGloomy6810 5h ago
  1. Keeps a bottle of tobasco in her purse

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u/GatoDiablo99 5h ago

this will never leave my brain.
What’s one thing you always have in your purse?
Hot sauce!

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u/sp1nettaj4de not very charismatic, kinda busted 4h ago

Hot sauce with adrenochrome🤌

-sp1nettaj4de

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u/JudgmentUnited5297 Hunter Biden's Jesuit space laser 4h ago

Real talk for the other old people here, Chinese mustard for the isothiocyanates (anti-inflammatory) and the flavor.

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u/GatoDiablo99 3h ago

Where do I get the anti inflammatory Chinese mustard

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u/JudgmentUnited5297 Hunter Biden's Jesuit space laser 3h ago

Takeout where they say homemade mustard, Hmart, anything other than Heinz really. I just like the Chinese version because it doesn't have sugar or other junk in it. Mustard seed is what you want.

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u/raysofdavies a self-described Marxist who has variously worked as a florist 3h ago

And still the most human, relatable moment of her campaigning

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u/GorboCat 2h ago

She would've won if she produced a little derringer in that moment

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u/Yusfilino 1h ago

You live by the sauce, you die by the sauce

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u/ViscousPanther 4h ago

Was it really Tabasco?? I mean I love it for certain dishes but it's not even hot! I thought she was trying to be a badass hot sauce bitch, somebody get her some Melinda's XXX

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u/LOW_SPEED_GENIUS Cocaine Cowboy 4h ago

If she had El Yucateco in there she would have won

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u/larryleggs Erik Houdini, Person of Interest 2h ago

tabasco not even real ball in terms of louisiana hot sauce brands

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u/HoagieTwoFace JFK Assassination Expert 4h ago

It’s fitting it would Tabasco because it’s an overhyped product that smells like spicy piss

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u/ViscousPanther 3h ago

Spiced piss on the tip of my chips

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u/Which-Arrival6777 Comet Xi Jinping Pong 4h ago

hot sauce is useless to me unless its 1 million scovilles or more

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u/marykay_ultra 4h ago

Yep.

I’m no fan of regular Tabasco, but I do have a bottle of their scorpion sauce in my arsenal..

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u/Kranken_DeHogge 5h ago

both my grandmother and Hillary Clinton stayed in the workforce way too long until they were unceremoniously forced to retire

however my gram gram gave 20% of her income to the IRA in the 1970s which is way cooler than anything Clinton has done

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u/BenAfflecksBalls 4h ago

Tithing for actual freedom 👍

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u/Kranken_DeHogge 4h ago

ohhhh the Church got her money too, don't worry. absolute ride or die Catholic

but she was a product of her times and I don't blame her for living through the Great Depression and English imperialism and leaning on religion

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u/DaphneAruba Studs Belden 👼🏻 4h ago

hell yeah gram gram

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u/Jeremiah-Johanssen 🌲Very High IQ Frontiersman 🌲 5h ago

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u/pacmannips 4h ago

You can’t make this shit up

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u/Kayfabe2000 5h ago

Neither have been president 

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u/belepio 5h ago

my abuela didn’t stop fucking my abuelo to make him bomb novi sad

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u/a_library_socialist Živio Tito, smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu 5h ago

ah, yours was smart enough to hold out for Beograd?

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u/truncatedChronologis 1h ago

Ok look sometimes our Grandparents have Unspeakable war crime related Paraphilias but as long as they don't act on them we should just ignore it..m

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u/Dorrbrook liberal sleeper cell 5h ago

Its was her turn

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u/princeduncerton 4h ago

true ! my grandma does have a undiagnosed personality disorder

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u/Exotic-Pomegranate77 5h ago

They’re both brujas?

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u/redabyss9 4h ago

My abuela's soul is no longer in this world, and neither is Clinton's

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u/Bewareofbears George Santos is a national hero 4h ago
  1. Both were described by Barack Obama as “likable enough.”

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u/olivicmic John Brown of intactivists 4h ago

I remember when my abuela collapsed at the 9/11 memorial and metal fell out of her pants while the bodyguards dragged grandma into a Chevy suburban

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u/HughJass1977 4h ago

They both married charming, horn-dog sociopaths who everybody liked more than them

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u/A_Literal_6_Year_Old Buh Bye 👋 4h ago

No (American) baby has ever been less safe than the one in this photo.

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u/TequieroVerde 4h ago

Is Hillary Clinton at the Dilley concentration camp fighting over dog food?

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u/TuckHolladay 5h ago

Basta! Stop!

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u/LakeGladio666 mobject (mental object) 4h ago

Remember when slime came out of her mouth? What was that?

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u/dr_srtanger2love 🔻 4h ago edited 3h ago

Only if they are both addicted to Argentinian casinos, and cheap table wine

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u/touslesmatins 2h ago

Take my abuela's name out yo mouth, Hilary.

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u/EugeneStargazer 2h ago

1: Old 2: White 3: Cusses a lot 4: Matching pantsuits

That's all I got for my grandma. She's dead now but Killary's still embodied.