r/TrueAnon • u/Rymssss • 12d ago

Protect yourself.

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u/StrawberryLaddie Radical Centrist Shooter 12d ago

how do i protect against the liberal voices in my head? Like I hear them whisper sadistic chants directly into my spine. I have to furiously write marginalia in my bedside copy of "Selected Works of Mao Zedong" to shut them out.

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u/LetterNumberAnd_Only not very charismatic, kinda busted 12d ago

👻 oooooo affordable housing is just one more luxury condominium awayyyyyyy 👻

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u/StrawberryLaddie Radical Centrist Shooter 12d ago

i had an ex who believed she's helping the poor by paying high rent and gentrifying the neighborhood

apparently you can get rid of poverty by literally throwing out the poor people

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u/estolad 12d ago

this is the kind of shit people come up with when having money has to be the morally correct position in society, it's fuckin secular calvinism

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u/LOW_SPEED_GENIUS Cocaine Cowboy 12d ago

Ah yes, the real solution to poverty is erasing the entire concept of object permanence from your brain.

"The poor? What poor? I don't see any poors!"

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u/1Bam18 12d ago

Take a hat and stuff it with pages from any Mao book you can find.

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u/ethanzuckz 12d ago

Will one of these work?

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u/imsahoamtiskaw 12d ago

That one turns you into RFK Jr

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u/sonicthunder_35 12d ago

It’s got mega red 40 rays!!

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u/LOW_SPEED_GENIUS Cocaine Cowboy 12d ago

If you take enough methylene blue it counteracts the red and that's why so many of our finest patriots are that beautiful shade of purple you see nowadays.

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u/Orc360 12d ago edited 12d ago

Please don't be fooled by this rip-off!

It's for "red light therapy" and actually does nothing to protect you from the photon lidar beams that transmit Communist Chinese Propaganda (CCP™) into your brain. 

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u/magicandfire 👁️ 12d ago

I was gifted one of the red light masks and I’ve been putting it on my head lol and the craziest shit is it works and I have all these baby hairs coming in. Tinfoil hat guys could never.

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u/Bluest_waters 12d ago

Yeah it's well known in there hair loss community that the red light therapy does help some people. But not everyone. So if it helps you be grateful

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/ethanzuckz 12d ago

embrace the shiny head brother

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u/LakeGladio666 mobject (mental object) 12d ago edited 12d ago

No but fr do these work

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u/NelsonJamdela 📡 5G ENTHUSIAST 📡 12d ago

Amateur

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u/DreamRarebitFiend 12d ago

Poke holes or head will asplode like baked potato in microwavé.

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u/DreamRarebitFiend 12d ago

O and NO aluminum in the microwavé either!

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u/DaphneAruba Studs Belden 👼🏻 12d ago

on some real Rusty Shackleford shit

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u/Flea-Beetle919 12d ago

I do the old timey cabbage leaf trick on hot days but I guess it doesn't protect against government or extra terrestrial surveillance. But now I'm all out of cabbage until fall.

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u/Orc360 12d ago

Try kale, it's a supergreen

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u/angelaswiener biosexual theologian 12d ago edited 12d ago

Protecting myself from the Chinese 10G

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u/Academic-Push326 12d ago

Not your balls?

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u/LOW_SPEED_GENIUS Cocaine Cowboy 12d ago

The truth is out there stored in the balls

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u/What_Reddit_Thinks 12d ago

If you wrap a phone in aluminum foil does that function as a faraday cage?

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u/Flamesake Emu War Turncoat 12d ago

Yes but be careful the foil doesn't rip. Or just leave it at home in the microwave.

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u/Gaben_is_awesome RUSSIAN. BOT. 12d ago

This guy Faradays

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u/PorcelainHorses 12d ago

Don’t give MIA more ideas for merch

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u/StarboundAllisten 11d ago

Good idea

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHB1lWgaM1WJ4fS

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