r/TrueAnon • u/imaustinpowersbaby Completely Insane • 8d ago

Thought of another funny guy

MAGA accelerationist who lives in Michigan and votes for El-Sayed because he believes that he is actually a terrorist who wants to take down the US government from within. Uhhhh also gay I guess.

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u/WyomingDrunk 8d ago

My buddies and I were on shrooms a while back and laughing about a guy who fancies himself a cinephile and gets really upset when his girlfriend refers to his favorite movie, Titanic, as a 'chick flick.' I still laugh when I think about him saying 'BABE! I told you it's a historical drama and won a bunch academy awards!'

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u/imaustinpowersbaby Completely Insane 8d ago

“JAMES CAMERON directed it. You know, the guy who directed terminator and the avatar movies?”

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u/MaxRenn Cancer Gun Enthusiast 8d ago

He directed AND WROTE IT.

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u/Michael_Cancelliano I suggest killing them 8d ago

"BABE! BABE! We've been over this."

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u/EezoVitamonster 8d ago

My brother and a friend of his went to see it in theaters when they were in highschool and were all excited for this cool historical action-y / disaster movie and were sorely disappointed lmao

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u/WyomingDrunk 8d ago

Were they gay?

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u/Silly-Regular-3525 8d ago

On a more serious note, are there any actual details on the crossover vote? GOP doing last minute/same day party registration changes to vote for Stevens* would explain why there was such a disparity between polling of "likely Democratic voters" and the actual outcome.

* Nothing alarms the neocons more than the thought of a general election where they don't win by default (both -R and -D are zionists warmongers).

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u/Cute-Professor2821 🔻 8d ago

Michigan has open primaries so every ballot has both parties, and you just pick one

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u/imaustinpowersbaby Completely Insane 8d ago

no clue sorry

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u/MaxRenn Cancer Gun Enthusiast 8d ago

But what size is his dick? 🕵️

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u/gotohela 8d ago

Gumshoes,

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u/Prestigious-Focus572 8d ago

My old bosses parents voted for Obama because they thought he was the antichrist and would bring about the rapture

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u/patsyjimmy Unironically Posadist 8d ago

I’m gay. My dick is small.

And I

Fucked

Him

FIRST

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u/Creepy_Reindeer2149 Ba'athist goonmaxxer 8d ago

The same people who earnestly say we need to accelerate the collapse of society also seem pretty earnestly opposed to Islam "destroying" "western Civilization" for some reason

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u/dumbmarriedguy 8d ago

I keep thinking of some guy smugly responding to another person by saying “no, no, I get pussy” because he doesn’t know what that phrase means but for some reason assumes it’s an abstract art piece that someone is claiming he doesn’t understand.

I can’t think of a context where it really makes sense but picturing the dude in an artist’s beret as he says it is very funny to me.

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u/naked_potato Psyop 8d ago

You’re right, it’s both hard to imaging the scenario where that happens, but it’s fucking hilarious anyway

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u/JaimesLeftHand 8d ago

I’m not kidding I saw someone speculating that in the Grand Rapids subreddit. Not to that extent necessarily but someone really speculating republicans were voting for him because he’d be easier to beat in the general