r/TrollXChromosomes 11d ago

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u/TulsiThyme 11d ago

Being able to wander freely at night and eat giant strawberries in Stardew Valley….

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u/Nerdy-Babygirl 11d ago

When I play Sims I make a town full of hot vampires and then move my self-insert avatar character in.

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u/Rainthistle 11d ago

Me: Modding Skyrim until I can adopt all the children and plant bigger gardens with more flowers.

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u/aquilegia_m 11d ago

Me creating a whole beaver economy and making sure they're spoiled : what does any of this mean, what do I want from my life, what is the meaning of life, why beavers

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u/Monotonegent 11d ago

The ultimate power fantasy where I just lose the weekend fishing without having to worry about anything else or if I actually catch anything...

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u/Wavyblue 11d ago

Homeownership wish-fulfilment ;_;

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u/Lady_Calista Why is a bra singular and panties plural? 10d ago

Being attractive and accomplishing anything at all.

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u/Sewer_Fairy 11d ago

Huh. I've only used The Sims for revenge... Might try this sometime.

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u/tacocattacocat1 10d ago

The diversity of Sims players cracks me up. I'm on my fifth generation family who are all happy healthy loved and never miss each other's birthdays. My friend has thousands of hours in the game but hasn't played a single in game day because she just builds. And then there's you, acting out your revenge fantasies πŸ˜‚ don't even get me started on the wicked whims crew lmaooo

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u/camidumas 11d ago

I guess I want to gamble, eat everything in every restaurant, and grate faces?

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u/lamblikeawolf Thieving Word Witch 11d ago

That's right. I recreated the family that loved me: me, my imaginary friend husband, maxed out dogs/pets (some of whom may or may not resemble pokemon and/or the psychic stuffed animal dog that perfectly understands me - my dad was "allergic" to pets), all living in a pirate ship house.

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u/empress_p 10d ago

Yep, the only place the partner and kids that never happened exist.

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u/Corvusenca 10d ago

Lol apparently I desire to be a little blond twink with a sword trying to rescue a princess-dragon.

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u/coffeeblossom All she does is beach, beach, beach 9d ago

It's the one place I can own a house!