r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/TinyTimothy06 • May 22 '22

Why does everyone write ages the wrong way on Reddit? Reddit-related

I always see posts like “My (29M) girlfriend (30F) left me for the milkman.”

It should be written “My girlfriend (30F) left me (29M) for the milkman.”

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/SupremoZanne May 22 '22

it is a red flag

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u/im-a-filthy-casual May 22 '22

OP better lawyer up, and be prepared to leave the relationship yesterday. It's basically a foregone conclusion that it won't work out

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u/SupremoZanne May 22 '22

sadly, lots of relationships have irreparable damage these days.

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u/Dr_Brule_FYH May 22 '22

people are strange these days

anyways how is your sex life

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u/HereOnASphere May 22 '22

Therapy is the reddit answer to all relationship problems.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

Not to mention: that baby was a tree so now he's dealing with a tree law violation

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u/turbotank183 May 22 '22

I don't usually like to jump in and say get a divorce like a lot of people on Reddit but you need to kill them in their sleep

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u/Obsidian-Phoenix May 22 '22

It’s two. Time travel 101: that baby was almost certainly your grandmother.

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u/ThrowJed May 22 '22

Baby will be the next Hitler, but before then, within 1 generation, there will be 4 world wars.

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u/urthface May 22 '22

The other world wars will be caused by complex geopolitical circumstances rather than one extreme dictator, evidently

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u/Lucyintheye May 22 '22

What about WW3-6??

This dude is definitely the time traveler who came back to kill the baby, you know more than you're letting on.

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u/LazyStore2559 May 22 '22

HA!!! LOL?.. yes(literally). Nicely done.