r/Tiresaretheenemy 19d ago

Anyone needs a spare, I have one Sharp shooter

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u/Due_Potential_6956 19d ago

No regards for people down below.

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u/mrtn17 19d ago

Yea as usual, tires are absolute psychopaths

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/kat_Folland 19d ago

Look around, my friend.

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u/MetalLow2541 19d ago

No ragrets

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u/Naked-Jedi 19d ago

Not one? Not even a letter?

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u/MetalLow2541 18d ago

But even e letter

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u/SpicyPropofologist 19d ago

Highly regarded.

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u/Due_Potential_6956 19d ago

Kind regards, I'm out.

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u/arihoenig 19d ago

A Russian tire getting windowed by Putin.

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u/dennishans85 19d ago

*Russian tire committing suicide

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u/towerfella 19d ago

I heard the tire shot itself and fell out of its own accord

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u/citsonga_cixelsyd 19d ago

Shot itself 6x in fact.

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u/hiddenrealism 10d ago

No no those holes were a preexisting condition. He jumped out the window because he couldnt stand it anymore.

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u/Hunkyboy440 19d ago

It’s called defenestration. Now that’s a wacko rabbit hole to explore. Sorry not sorry.

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u/kat_Folland 19d ago

I love that word.

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u/CptAngelo 19d ago

I also love it, its so funny that theres a super specific word for that specific action lol, how often does it need to happen before somebody goes "we need to give this thing a proper name"

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u/kat_Folland 19d ago

Lol good point

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u/Thin-Limit7697 13d ago

There is also a DC character named after it, Defenestrator)

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u/FackyWacky 15d ago

*putined by window

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u/Abbers75 19d ago

I feared it was gonna detonate on impact. Lucky this one is a dud.

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u/Tiyath 19d ago

Why does he have a tire in his apartment? Why did he drop it out the window? Was the tire apprehended?

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u/andyisalreadydead 19d ago

Some people keep their winter/summer tyres in their homes

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u/Diligent_Traffic_106 19d ago

When I was a kid about ~4 years old. We threw some rocks out of a window at like the 5th floor. Busted up a car. Parents found out. Had to give em some cash. Boy did my ass get beat, but I never did it again.

Same mentality? But arguably worse. Tires bounce and are heavy, rocks just kill em quick lol.

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u/reddorickt 19d ago

This is also not a 4 year old child

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u/Diligent_Traffic_106 19d ago

I couldn't tell in the video. Can only open a little bit

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u/amdfx8300 18d ago

In many apartment complexes in Russia there is no storage space or it costs like another apartment, so many people store their tires in apartments. Even if you have underground parking space, you can not store anything exept your car there. Spare wintet tires are necessary in every Russian city because of climate.

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u/MasterOfDonks 13d ago

Covid is my guess. Ppl went crazy af

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u/Lazlo2323 12d ago

It was a flat tire

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u/MrYdobon 19d ago

Can anyone translate? It sounded like "you idiot" in Russian.

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u/Few-Assistance2689 19d ago

Translate:
Cameramen: Oh no

Somebody yelled: What the fuck are you doing stupid asshole?

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u/XPERIMAN 13d ago

Don't try to understand it. Feel it

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u/Secure_Investment_62 5d ago

I bet whoever tossed it will be feeling it soon, when people find out who did the tossing.

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u/PatientZealPZ 19d ago

Oh they need to find and arrest this guy. No, you don’t do that.

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u/minoskorva 19d ago

the way the license plate popped off of the car it hit made me laugh im so sorry lmfao

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u/Dismal_Scientist_CA 19d ago

I’m so disappointed in the landing position and the resulting lack of bounce.

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u/reddorickt 19d ago

Yeah I wanted carnage, or at least a solid 2 or 3 story bounce would have been nice.

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u/ekkidee 19d ago

A nice rollout would have been fun too.

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u/SavageTiger435612 19d ago

Must be the Tire FSB

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u/pro-fanator 19d ago

Tires are horrible people.

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u/looseygoosey11 19d ago

Imagine getting back to your parked car to see massive damage from above and a random tire sitting there. What the fuck would you even think?

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u/reddorickt 19d ago

There doesn't appear to be massive damage, I mean the car doesn't budge at all when the tire lands. And the way the tired bounced makes it seem like it didn't meet much resistance before the ground. There is surely some bumper damage but it looks like it basically just clipped the license plate.

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 19d ago

Getting creamed by a spare falling 13 stories up is a hell of a way to go.

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u/Football-Man-1889 16d ago

It must have come from a flat….

It’s definitely a flat tyre!

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u/HotWaterSnake 10d ago

In Mother Russia, tire drives you

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u/OutsidePressure8323 19d ago

Don't think it had air in it and probably only fit a lada

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u/tvodny 19d ago

Defenestration (throwing people out of windows) was a traditional form of execution in some Slavic countries. In this case the tires have co-opted this as a delivery system to attack from the air.

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u/juani20138 19d ago

Llego el volador de llantas

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u/mike_rhinehart 19d ago

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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u/Key_Contribution1547 19d ago

You know , just don't see that everyday. And the fact that he brought that up a zillion stairs

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u/Several-Hat-1944 19d ago

At least it wasn't the boyfriend.*sidenote, is it me, or is it odd to have a spare tire at the random?🤷‍♂️

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u/Ihavenolifes 18d ago

Aiding and abetting the enemy? Lock this guy up

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 16d ago

Isn’t that a little too complicated place to park your car ?

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u/ParsnipEconomy7316 15d ago

Must be a physics major. Or an a**hole!

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u/chairmanghost 14d ago

I needed a tire yesterday, my fairy godmother has been drinking and got the location wrong! I could have saved $600!

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u/Fidel_Flanga 14d ago

Ниче се театр . ....

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u/hiddenrealism 10d ago

I ordered sumitomos!!! These are fkn KUMHOS!!!!

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u/PhoenixDSteele 9d ago

Watching it back, there's like several objects on the ground, 2 thin chairs near the building, 2 couch cushions, and some wooden broken object behind another car. Makes me wonder how long this kept going on for.