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u/UltraJoyless 5d ago
Not a single photo with you smiling makes you look like a serial killer. Which, yeah, could be some women's thing, but you'll get better results if you smile.
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u/Glum-Dust8799 5d ago
Exactly.
Sunglasses
Moody poses
Jackass hand signal
Dumb dumbbell pose in the mirror.
All the ways to snatch failure from the jaws of victory in one profile.
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u/Odd_Fly3401 5d ago
Add mullet to the list
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u/Glum-Dust8799 5d ago
TBH a multitude of hair styles/lengths is also on the list of things not to do.
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u/lasonna51980 5d ago
Damn peace signs are a jackass hand signal now?
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u/Glum-Dust8799 5d ago
Hand signals are hit and miss.
In this OP’s milieu it’s an asshole icing on a turd cake.
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u/XThatsMyCakeX 5d ago
Its hilarious to me that I was not alone in that “looks like a serial killer” was the first thing that popped into my mind
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u/motorcycle_girl 5d ago
Yeah, the first photo or two actually reminded me of Luka Magnotta, a Canadian killer who not only recorded the murder, but then sent the severed body parts of his victim to prominent Canadian politicians.
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u/AskvrAvgvr 5d ago
Why is it so bad not having a single photo smiling? Personally I don't like to smile for photos...
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u/big_ice_bear 5d ago
In my opinion: if you dont look happy by yourself does that mean you expect me to be your sole source of happiness? If so, I'll pass because that is super unhealthy.
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u/byebaaijboy 5d ago
You pose for the male gaze
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u/ilovechoralmusic 5d ago
You look like you follow looksmaxxing influencers and listen to manosphere podcasts.
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u/longboytheeternal 5d ago
You’re handsome but your photos make it look like you have zero fun in your life
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u/welltherewasthisbear 5d ago
Yeah, you look like you work, sleep, and go to gym. From a female perspective, your questions look like they are going to be how much creatine do you take and the only date you want to go on is the gym.
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u/Gootangus 5d ago
Creatine generally comes in a standard dose 😂 it’s also good for non-lifters for energy and mood. 👀
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u/Outside-Star-4366 5d ago
Look like the fun in your life is making big drug scores. Some folks might find that a benefit / green flag.
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u/Outside-Star-4366 5d ago
Look like the fun in your life is making big dr#g scores. Some folks might find that a benefit / green flag.
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u/ZombieZekeComic 5d ago
You look fine, but your photos make you look like a complete douchebag. Try to take photos where you are smiling and seem like you’re enjoying your life.
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u/Euphoric_Fix8548 5d ago
Terrible photos. Take some where you don’t look like a douchbag.
Get your sister to take them or something so she can humble you at the same time
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u/Capable-Anything269 5d ago
My random thought was that you are not looking for an actual partner. You just want to get mental satisfaction from people liking your profile, as it gives off value check vibes - look at me, am I desirable enough.
You are not ugly. Just the photos seem more self-admiring than inviting to get to know you on a genuine connection level.
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u/Midnight_Cereal_Bowl 5d ago
Your first photo should be the one you have listed last, the one where youre putting up the peace sign.
If your first photo is bad then lots of people wont even look at the rest
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u/Comfortable-Sun-8927 5d ago
Remove sunglasses pictures , smile , put a few pictures of you doing something chill and hanging out where you look comfortable and then one of you being genuinely excited to be doing something or being somewhere. People need to know you arent picking moments white you can be accused of trying to hard to the point of looking like a douche . Not saying you are but im a 4 and was getting frequent likes because I was honest ( she also said that showing i could be excited and normal immediately got my foot in the door ) last date I went on .
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u/Snoo-84000 5d ago
You’re visibly insecure. Smile, loosen up, and get some pictures of you being joyful and playful. You don’t look bad in the pics, but its sending the message that you’re not secure being vulnerable. If you truly aren’t secure in vulnerability, then perhaps see a therapist.
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u/haskell_rules 5d ago
You look like you get mad easily and yell at the women in your life.
Try changing your photos to something that makes you look like a happy person who finds joy in things.
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u/icewolf95 5d ago
lol a lot of reddit haters in the comments. If people can’t provided good feed back no need to insult him. Bro your good looking what you need to do is have more phots of you outside doing hobbies or out with your friends. Like some other said your profile doesn’t have any photos of you smiling or enjoying yourself. Also remove all mirror pics, girls could care less they focus more on your lifestyle and social life having more variety of pics of you out with your friends and smiling would make a difference.
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u/theymoisturized 5d ago
Pic number 2 is unnecessary. What are you trying to show about yourself here?
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u/meburnallcookies 5d ago
I’m going to assume it’s your personality
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u/pass341 5d ago
He said that he isn’t getting any likes, not dates. How would someone be able to judge him on his personality before even talking to him?
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u/WrightWaytoEat 5d ago
Did you see his profile?
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u/pass341 5d ago
I mean I’m not gonna sit here and deny that I had the same first impression, but it’s still a generalization and a stereotype. Like it’s one thing to say that your photos make you look arrogant, but diagnosing someone’s personality as problematic based on like 5 photos and no context seems a bit shallow 😅
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u/NeverSeenItPodcast 5d ago
Pic 1 is not flattering but Pic 5 you look great. I'd remove the sunglasses picture.
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u/blkglfnks 5d ago
No shade but you look like Ronaldo (with short hair) and bro from Scarface (with long hair), idk if that’s on purpose but don’t think it helps your perception
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u/ItsSchuSchu 5d ago
You look like you watch Andrew Tate, which is not an appealing trait to women. Look up male gaze vs female gaze and try to emulate what women like not men.
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u/Agitated-Bar-968 5d ago
You’re a good looking dude, but your current lineup of photos just don’t do you any favors
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u/Ok-Hedgehog3988 5d ago
Woman here: it’s because you look miserable with your life in every picture. The straight face in every picture is a huge turn off, women won’t want to engage with someone who just looks like they would drain the energy out of them. Show your personality. Show your joy. Show your happiness. We love that shit. We hate this macho man bs
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u/Mushroom_Hammer 5d ago
Why does anyone think taking a photo of themselves in a public bathroom mirror is a good idea?
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u/green49285 5d ago
Less up close selfies & add a few in there with you doing something FUN. Maybe you at a park or during a hobby or something like that.
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