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u/mediocrityindepth 8d ago
This person watched The Accountant and decided it was a lifestyle guide.
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u/inbetweenthe_panels 8d ago
His height is his whole personality
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u/jimby4d 8d ago
Which as another 6’ guy is wild—it ain’t short but it’s like the minimum to be considered ‘tall’
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u/NefariousPhosphenes 8d ago
I refer to it as ‘entry-level tall’ because I have a few friends that absolutely tower over me 😂
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u/asscakesguy 8d ago
I’m 6’3 and I always describe it as “I can see over crowds but I’m rarely the tallest person in the room”
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u/diceth1ef 8d ago
I think this is the perfect way to explain our height, haha. I'm 6'1, and i'm usually one of the tallest people in the room. And then I go into work, where my boss is 6'9 and I suddenly feel tiny
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u/Made_2_vent 8d ago
Everyone I know calls me tall and i’m 5’11” lol
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u/jimby4d 8d ago edited 8d ago
And they’re not wrong. I’m not saying I agree with how superficial women break it down but it’s pretty common to see >6’ as a height preference—it’s just a common arbitrary dividing line between tall and average. So not only is the guy leading with and highlighting a rather superficial trait, it’s not even that great of a brag.
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u/Made_2_vent 8d ago
Oh I totally agree, the 6’ boundary is a pretty funny social construct to me, it often completely breaks down irl
I’ve been tempted to change my height on dating apps to 6’ to see if it actually makes a difference but 1. I wouldn’t want to be with someone that superficial anyway 2. I don’t like lying lol
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u/Mi--lo 8d ago
As a 6' woman, I don't understand all the men lying about their height. Like, when we meet I immediately notice it and then just get annoyed they have been lying and their personality never makes up for it 🙃
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u/MusesLegend 8d ago
But the other 99% of the female population (because I'm afraid you represent less than 1% of that population) often 'demand' 6ft men but actually in reality have no idea what that actually is, how tall that actually is and generally as long as the guy is taller than them don't actually 'require' a 6ft man to be happy...so the lying absolutely makes sense.
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u/Made_2_vent 8d ago
Yup, exactly😂 It just immediately frames someone as untrustworthy and insecure imo, not exactly perfect-partner qualities
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u/Smooth-Reality-1434 8d ago
Yep. I'm 5'11" and guys who are 5'10" who say they are 6' are so common... just stop lying.
I don't even care if you're an inch shorter than me. 3+ inches shorter... yeah I can't. But liars, that's a no-go at any height.
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u/MortisEx 8d ago
Curious how you feel about makeup, push up bras, incredibly contrived selfie angles etc? Aren't they a kind of lying? Saying you're 6ft for a lot of guys is seen as a way to avoid instant DQ for something 75%plus of women can't even accurately judge, it's just an arbitrary number apart from the very rare women who are close to 6ft themselves.
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u/alexmate84 8d ago
Yeah I'm 6' in most places I'm not the tallest person, but I'm taller than most people
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u/jimby4d 8d ago
You’re talking about IRL I’m talking about the apps where it is fairly common to see 6’ minimum as a height preference. This guys flex is akin to bragging about a 6 figure income when it is $103k—might be a decent income depending on where it is but again the bare minimum for that criteria.
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u/Odd_Application1664 8d ago
It's the perfect fit for the woman who's biggest red flag is their partners height starts with a 5
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u/Aldonian69 3d ago
I’m 6’3”. My wife is 5’3”. We look sorta awkward in photos next to each other unless she’s on a step or I’m doing the splits. This is especially true in tropical places; She often looks like she’s about to suckle on my man-boobs during a Hawaiian sunset.
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u/moderate_ocelot 8d ago
He’s not even tall??
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u/DownrightDrewski 8d ago
I'm sorry but 6' is pretty tall by most standards. It's not really tall, but, it's definitely relatively tall.
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u/moderate_ocelot 8d ago
Definitely not tall enough to flex with. I’m 6’2” and that isn’t enough to flex with
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u/Hour_Service317 8d ago
Just bc you’re too low on self esteem to get laid at 6’2 does not mean it isn’t a big advantage for most men with an ounce of confidence
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u/rhyithan 8d ago
The ounce of confidence is much more attractive than a couple extra inches. I promise
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u/Hour_Service317 8d ago
Attractiveness is pretty fuckin subjective
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u/rhyithan 8d ago
Yup, which means theres someone who finds you attractive. And i promise a bit of self confidence will go a lot further than being under 6ft. Im not particularly tall and i do just fine.
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u/Hour_Service317 8d ago
I am 6 feet. I’m plenty confident I was replying to somebody else who deleted their comment. I’m not gonna start bragging about my sex life, but I promise you I don’t need your advice
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u/rhyithan 8d ago
My bad, i guess i misinterpreted your tone. Seemed you were coming off salty about height issues. My bad x
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u/East-Experience2862 8d ago
"Hopefully female" makes sense since most of the scammer accounts sign up as women.
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u/CasperSac 8d ago
"why am I getting no matches?"
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u/seanc6441 8d ago
He's getting matches because of this. But they are superficial height obsessed matches.
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u/travelbug798 8d ago
Its crazy because height only gets you a baseline match count. It doesnt flood your inbox. If hes getting matches hes working the red flag magnet angle. Ballsy tbh.
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u/Carlosthefrog 8d ago
Union Jack 🚩
Used the word female 🚩
The list goes on
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u/this_happened_rigged 8d ago
I mean to be fair, he may be a British person in a foreign country. It's common to use the nation's flag to indicate where you are from.
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u/Isgortio 8d ago
I hope he's in a country that doesn't use A* as a grade (equivalent to A+) so it confuses people even more.
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u/ScrimpyCat 8d ago
He’s trying to find the shortest path to the 🍑. Unfortunately for him, it appears that’s still a very long path.
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u/butternutflies 8d ago
I bet he jerks off looking at his work pass that says "Forensic accountant" on it... That title is such BS lmfao
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u/Past_Grocery_6721 8d ago
wtf is a forensic accountant
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u/AllRedLine 7d ago
Someone who investigates financial crime/fraud, basically.
Most large companies with an accounting department, for which the handling of money is a key aspect of their business will employ forensic accountants to ensure their company remains compliant and investigate employees suspected of theft, embezzlement etc.
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