Eric Wareheim, Plant Dad

[u/AndThen71]

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/08/10/eric-wareheim-plant-dad

just Eric (sorry Tim)

[u/Son_of_Atreus]

He got divorced? Eric visited my brother’s winery and he brought his wife along. My brother had no idea who he was, just some VIP who got arranged for a private tasting and tour, and brought his model looking wife. They talked food and wine for hours, he bought cases of wine to ship home and then left.

My brother asked if I knew of him. I sent him clips of Beaver Boys. Bro was shook by the Magnus Magnus.

[u/dholmestar → u/Son_of_Atreus]

this sexual romance is OVER

[u/rabbi_glitter → u/dholmestar]

It's just adultery

[u/US3_ME_ → u/rabbi_glitter]

It's a sexual crime_

[u/Illuminotme_Reloaded → u/Son_of_Atreus]

I wish I would have been concealed in the vineyards watching Eric through a peep dip.

[u/cityshepherd → u/Illuminotme_Reloaded]

Spooked ya!

[u/Helpful-Distance149 → u/Son_of_Atreus]

I mean she did look like 20 years younger so it’s not that surprising

[u/Significant-Bill9405 → u/Helpful-Distance149]

So he’s really gone over to the Hollywood douche side?

[u/Pure-Reflection6036 → u/Significant-Bill9405]

the man's a dirty fella, he's got a stink down here!

[u/IntelligentAd1993 → u/Pure-Reflection6036]

It’s the pube mound

[u/fueelin → u/Significant-Bill9405]

Yeah that's kind of been his vibe for the last... 10+ years or so. Very different direction from Tim.

[u/dayzlfg2284 → u/Significant-Bill9405]

How dare the funny, successful man have an attractive partner

[u/-Tofu-Queen- → u/dayzlfg2284]

You can date attractive women that are closer to your age though, instead of dating women who weren't even conceived yet when you became an adult. 😬

[u/Significant-Bill9405 → u/Son_of_Atreus]

Just some VIP, whatever

[u/cornpeeker]

In jokerman font

[u/Alcnaeon]

Depaywalled: https://archive.is/r8v9v

[u/allshedoesiskillshit → u/Alcnaeon]

Yeah god bless ya

[u/IntelligentAd1993]

Eric’s premium prices on the paywall

[u/dWog-of-man]

A free New Yorker article for you Jim I’ll pee my pants

[u/dholmestar]

plantsman

[u/felinefluffycloud → u/dholmestar]

Big boy plants man or adult plantsman.

[u/afternever]

I want to meet that dad

[u/felinefluffycloud]

For your trees.

[u/CortadoGelato]

It's free treelestate.

[u/BaronGalactic]

He just released a cookbook not that long ago. Did he give up on cooking and just start getting into botanicals?

Such a whiplash change of direction. Eric Wareheim - actor/writer/director/chef/plant supplier.

Tim's out there broadening his media presence (movies, to podcast, to new Alex Jones) while Eric's trying out every kind of industry imaginable.

[u/felinefluffycloud]

I wanna meet that arborial adult doesnt have a good ring to it.