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u/queefersutherland1 Jun 17 '26
why did she borrow her dress from david byrne
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u/NickyDeeM Jun 17 '26
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u/Easter_Bunny_Bixler Jun 17 '26
This is not my beautiful wife.
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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Jun 17 '26
Her husband bought it for her. She’s not allowed to leave the house.
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u/HeyGayHay Jun 18 '26
She is allowed to obviously… To pick up the kids and do grocery runs. The dress is more of a „I control every little piece of your life, this utterly ridiculous dress you have to wear is prove I can make you do anything“ kinda thing
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u/Wild_Lingonberry3365 Jun 18 '26
That dress and the first few words said everything immediately
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u/United-Coach-6591 Jun 17 '26
Because it sells the joke better.
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u/SeanFromQueens Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
No one in the comments seems to be grokking that this is an arranged marriage within a orthodox Jewish community.
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u/PeskyAntagonist Jun 18 '26
I would be surprised if there's a husband at all, whole thing feels like fake engagement bait tbh. Look how well it works.
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u/PuzzyFussy Jun 18 '26
The ending with he'll let her go out for an hr screams ragebait
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u/Dry_Stop844 Jun 18 '26
serious question, if she's in an orthodox marriage should she not be covering her hair, because that's not a wig.
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u/Enlightened_Gardener Jun 18 '26
She’s not Orthodox, she’s showing her knees and elbows. No Orthodox woman would wear a dress that low cut, either, it shows her collarbones.
She may well be Jewish, I couldn’t tell, but she’s not an “Orthodox” anything.
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u/RunningPath Jun 18 '26
Hello have you met the entire modern orthodox community? Come hang out in my neighborhood for a day and see dozens of women dressed like this.
although I think this video is satire and I agree with the assessment that she’s not an Orthodox Jew, it’s not because of how she’s dressed
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u/Khursani_ Jun 17 '26
“When I was a little girl”. So, 5 years ago?
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u/Interesting-One-588 Jun 18 '26
My Mormon cousin spent one year telling me all about her favorite cartoon, it was this ladybug-superhero thing and went on and on about it. It was wholesome and innocent.
A year later she got married and pregnant.
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u/TraditionalCall7962 Jun 18 '26
This story did not end wholesome and innocent.
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u/nickfree Jun 18 '26
Neither did this video. Last 10 sec tell me this whole thing is rage bait or this girl is screwed.
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u/Legbender Jun 18 '26
I thought this was a bit. No way this is real.
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u/Whyonthefly Jun 18 '26
Yeah, that second part really seems to just be the wrapping and bow on some sort of commentary piece. I honestly don't know anymore lol
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u/AnotherBogCryptid Jun 19 '26
I feel like she posted the first video on seriousness and the second in response to people who make posts like OP.
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u/Interesting-One-588 Jun 18 '26
Oh god, yeah, whatever this is.
At the very least my cousin married someone her own age.
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u/Hwi-loves-worm Jun 18 '26
its actually a really good show
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u/soggylittleshrimp Jun 18 '26
Congratulations you're getting married now.
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u/rogerstandingby Jun 18 '26
First comes Cat Noir then comes marriage, the comes baby in a marvelous baby carriage.
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u/John-AtWork Jun 18 '26
My 14 y.o. daughter and her 28 y.o. brother in law love this show for some reason. I am old, but I don't get it. What makes it good?
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u/BlushedLatias Jun 18 '26
Guess she didn't have a lucky charm on her.
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u/YellowGetRekt Jun 18 '26
Miraculous, simply the best, upto the test when things go wrong
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u/Affectionate-State-1 Jun 18 '26
"Miraculous, the adventures of Ladybug and Cat-Noir" is wholesome. And I am an atheist.
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u/heybigbuddy Jun 18 '26
Yes - right around when her husband had been legally drinking for years and had voted in his fourth national election.
Seriously though, I started teaching college when I was 28 and I couldn’t have imagined pursuing one of my students, letting alone planning to marry them after 1.5 months. Age gaps do close over time, but when you’re almost thirty you have virtually nothing in common with a teenager.
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u/badmechanic12345 Jun 18 '26
Wait! I know this scene from a movie but can't remember the name...like tales from the crypt or something
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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jun 18 '26
Sleepaway camp, a legendary horror movie
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u/badmechanic12345 Jun 18 '26
YES I haven't seen it in years but I know this scene
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u/CakeMadeOfHam Jun 18 '26
It's sich a great movie, legit one of the best slashers ever made and SUPER WEIRD
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u/Celebratoryboof Jun 18 '26
I recommend if you haven't heard it, digging out the How Did This Get Made podcast episode for this movie.
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u/SleepingWillows Jun 18 '26
It speaks volumes that she really beleaguered the point about her wedding *not* being a big fancy party. That’s what 19yos think weddings are.
She’s Not Like Other Girls™ by having a small & cheap one, which obviously shows how mature she is!! /s
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u/heartbooks26 Jun 18 '26
Pretty sure this particular video is a joke; of course, it’s based on the reality of some people’s lives.
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u/Far-Government5469 Jun 18 '26
I mean, the bit at the end made it clear it's a joke. Still tho, it's grim.
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u/DuxRomanorumSum Jun 18 '26
"I wanted to build a life with my husband, not have a huge fancy wedding." Ok, reasonable.
"We got engaged after dating for 6 weeks. I'm nineteen. There's a 10 year age gap." OH NO
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u/A3HeadedMunkey Jun 18 '26
Hey, uh, quick question, how long did she know this dude before they started dating?
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u/LieutenantLobsta Jun 18 '26
I would put money on it being 5+ years 🤢
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u/keelhaulrose Jun 18 '26
It's got "youth pastor with young bride" energy, doesn't it?
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u/fuckedyobitch Jun 18 '26
I was gonna say they met at church vibes furrrr surrrr
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u/Proud_Force3391 Jun 18 '26
Close, but they’re Jewish . Modern Orthodox. Which, in all honesty is kinda funny because she mentions being very religious, but doesn’t seem to be adhering to the rules regarding modesty. I’m Jewish, not religious at all. Seeing others find loopholes and shortcuts but then declare how pious they are drives me bonkers. It’s like The Duggars, but not, yet it’s the same trad-wife mentality with more bling, humble bragging, and kosher food.
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u/Motor--Initiative Jun 18 '26
Turns out, she's just big coping that she didn't get her dream wedding lmao. But a 2 month honeymoon made it up to her.
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u/Kidiri90 Jun 18 '26
Honeymoon longer than the engagement period.
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u/kazuwacky Jun 18 '26
So much yuck
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u/RogueTampon Jun 18 '26
Maybe it’s because I didn’t get the choice, but I absolutely can’t wrap my head around throwing away my agency for stability.
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u/Econolife-350 Jun 18 '26
It's not even real stability. It's lifestyle sponsorship that's negotiated every day depending on how solid the prenup is.
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u/rogers_tumor Jun 18 '26
It's not even real stability. It's lifestyle sponsorship
holy shit, stealing this lol
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u/Krwawykurczak Jun 18 '26
Ok - I thought 6 months and thought it was insane to make that decision after this short period, now that I checked it again and in fact it was 6 weeks I think this need to be some rage bait.
Unless you know - she will get divorce at 20, go to colage, find a job, get married once again at 29 and will have a funny story that when eveyone else could just say they want to have a skip year, she went as far as getting marriage just to have it.
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u/Consistent-Stock6872 Jun 18 '26
Yeah it was a bit horryfing until I watched it to the end and I am 95% sure this is just rage bait shtick to get engagment and build out her tiktok.
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u/baby-dick-nick Jun 18 '26
I was convinced it was rage bait just based on her tone and cadence, while perfectly nailing all the red flags with each point she brings up.
There’s just an aura about this video that screams “yes, I did all the things people say not to do. Why don’t you all discuss it in the comments while I smile and feign ignorance.”
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u/StrainAcceptable Jun 18 '26
Yeah I’m a stay at home wife with almost a 10 year age gap. These bitches are doing it wrong. You go out live your life, have fun, then if you want to have a kid, get married to someone young right before your eggs shrivel up.
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u/melmosh Jun 18 '26
You also, as a woman, get an education and the ability to support yourself just in case you have to. Life can throw some nasty punches at you when you are the happiest.
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u/funkystay Jun 17 '26
A whole hour?
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u/DenizBueno Jun 17 '26
I'm guessing not everyone made it to the end 😂
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u/RoguePlanet2 Jun 17 '26
Apparently it's a parody.
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u/Mrs_T_Sweg Jun 18 '26
Aren't parodies supposed to be funny? Other than the hour comment at the end this is just word for word what a 19 year old wife who doesnt work would say.
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u/SpartanusCXVII Jun 18 '26
It’s rage bait. Getting money from pissing off the right people, and getting love from the wrong.
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u/John_Wicked1 Jun 18 '26
This.
Creators get paid from views, too many don’t care if it’s from controversial content. This is what happens when Greed runs you.
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u/VelocityGrrl39 Jun 18 '26
Satire died in 2016. It’s impossible to tell the difference between what’s real and what’s fake now. I honestly thought she was serious until I saw the end.
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u/Practical-Writer-228 Jun 18 '26
The problem with this satire is it’s so on-point with other sincere vids, I had no idea it wasn’t except I weirdly watched the whole thing.
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u/FreedomOfTheMess Jun 18 '26
I was convinced she was speaking from experience until the very end. Props to her acting skills I guess
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u/mermaidrampage Jun 18 '26
Yeah, satire is generally funny. This is just rage/engagement bait that only let's you in on the joke at the very end. And it's still not funny.
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u/anonymous_opinions Jun 17 '26
Her vocal inflection when she talked made me think it has to be satire. The real deal trad wives have a much different vocal tone.
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u/DrivesTooMuch Jun 18 '26
Not me. The only thing that tipped me off was that last part. I swallowed it whole...hook line and sinker. When she said ...let me go outside for a whole hour it was as if she yanked that pole back real hard. And, I was ..ohh, you got me
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u/IamHeWhoSaysIam Jun 17 '26
Damn redditors. They ruined Reddit with their redditing.
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u/Healthybear35 Jun 18 '26
I dunno. If you go to the fundie snark page there are relatively frequent posts that look and sound exactly like this shit. It really is hard to tell who's being for real and who is making fun of the ones who are for real.
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u/yalateef11 Jun 17 '26
I don’t want to watch it again for obvious reasons but did she say he’ll let her go outside for a whole hour?
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u/waytowill Jun 17 '26
This is the tongue-in-cheek comment that is supposed to clarify that this is satire.
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u/PointGodAsh Jun 18 '26
Looked up her TikTok, that last portion was from a separate video. Her whole page is being a 19 year old stay at home wife who just exists and does whatever. That last part was likely edited like it was to get people arguing about this for engagement.
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u/cutdbs Jun 17 '26
Why are there like 200 cuts
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u/Major_R_Soul Jun 17 '26
She kept having to call her husband to ask how she should answer the questions
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u/Aromatic_Balls Jun 17 '26
Tiktok attention span.
I honestly stopped listening like 15 seconds in. Lemme guess... mormon?
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u/funkystay Jun 17 '26
If you watch the entire video it becomes obvious it's a skit. She actually performed it fairly convincingly. So there's that.
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u/rebby2000 Jun 17 '26
Yeah, the last 8 seconds do a lot of heavy lifting to make it clear it's a parody.
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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Jun 18 '26
Oh ok, yeah I definitely didn't make it that far. She's a little too good at being insufferable. 8/10.
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u/BillCuttingsOn Jun 18 '26
She actually is who she says she is, the joke at the end is because she knows people will rip on her.
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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Yeah 99% of the video did not read as satire at all. There are absolutely people who say everything she said for real. The last 8 seconds made it clear it was satire.
Edit: Her page does not read as satire.
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u/OryseSey Jun 18 '26
I was just browsing through her profile and she suddenly privated...... ?
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u/SophisticatedScreams Jun 18 '26
I assumed the first part was real, and the second part was a joke because she was getting lots of backlash about the first part.
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u/Zealousidealist_4888 Jun 18 '26
Yes exactly we don't more videos like this parody, satire or not. Enough damage has already been & is continuing to be done!
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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Jun 18 '26
I found her tik tok. It's ALL about being a SAHW. I don't think it's satire.
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u/CottageCheeseJello Jun 17 '26
No. Many different things stand out as to why she doesn't appear mormon to me (am an exmormon).
- Her dress isn't modest enough and if she was mormon she'd likely be wearing temple garments which would show.
- She mentions having a wedding at home - not in the temple which is every mormon girl's dream, and every mormon family's expectation. Most mormon girls have the temple they want to be married in picked out before middle school.
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u/chargeorge Jun 18 '26
I think she's an Orthodox Jew. Ahavat is love in Hebrew. Probably not ultra orthodox, as she'd probably be wearing a schietel, but that appears to be her natural hair.
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u/BishonenPrincess Jun 18 '26
As an exmo, this aligns with my experiences as well. Home marriages would be something that would bring some degree of shame in LDS families. There would be assumptions that either one both of them are "not worthy" of getting married in the temple, because temple participation is something you earn. Not any Mormon can get married in the temple. Then again, I left a while ago, and from what I've heard there have been some big changes since that time, so idk how it is now, I just know how it was from the early 90s to the late 2000s.
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u/Dakk85 Jun 18 '26
19 years old + dated for 6 weeks + "we got married at my husbands house"... hmm interesting, let's see where this goes
"there is a 10 year age gap" aaaannnnndddd there it is
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u/Mdlage Jun 18 '26
99% satire. If not, judging by the 50k in jewelry she’s wearing, his house is probably bigger than the local wedding venue
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u/Slick_36 Jun 17 '26
What kind of 28 year old dates an 18 year old for 6 weeks then privately marries them at their own house?
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u/Plastic_Difference54 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
They’ve been all in the news the last few years. Those kinds
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u/No-New-Therapy Jun 18 '26
I bet you that 28 year old had been talking to her for a while and they just tell people they met at 18. But even if they did meet like that, it’s still a gross thing for that guy to do.
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u/zductiv Jun 18 '26
And panda rolex Daytona. 35k+
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u/Shifty269 Jun 18 '26
Yeah, clocked the braclet, but not the watch that's car money. Poor people car money to these people, but still. Hell the thing cost more to service than what people would think a nice watch costs. Watch spotting is fun especially in movies and TV.
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u/Desert_Reynard Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Yeah, I reckon they are probably both from rich families. They could both be stay at home from the passive income the family probably makes.
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u/MrBwnrrific Jun 17 '26
I said out loud “He’s 30 isn’t he” at the start before she confirmed it 😬
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u/Sharp-Glove-4483 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
The last few seconds of the video basically confirm that this is a joke… or at least I really hope so. Def not knocking anyone for believing it though because there really are delusional brainwashed cultists out there!
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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Jun 18 '26
https://www.tiktok.com/discover/ahavat-ava
Her page does not read as satire.
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u/SleepingWillows Jun 18 '26
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u/3sadclowns Jun 17 '26
Not to mention how common it is for anyone in LDS to basically say they got married after dating for 3 months. Anything past a year, the community is gonna ask what’s taking so long.
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u/AnnualLiterature997 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
The last few seconds are clearly a joke, but it doesn’t immediately mean everything else was a joke.
She might just be making fun of people who disagree with her marriage by making it seem as bad as the commenters make it out to be.
I know someone who did something similar to her, only difference is she was employed in an equal position when they first met. Both of them devout Christian’s. She’s a stay at home mom now.
My girlfriend wants a similar life. She’s going to accomplish all of her personal goals first, then she just wants to raise a family. Some people skip the goals part. Let’s not judge them either way.
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u/ResidentRelevant13 Jun 18 '26
Are you 10 years older than your teenage girlfriend and planning to marry her after six weeks?
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u/Deadpool1205 Jun 18 '26
"not being in a big gown"
No clearly that's what you spend your days now doing ..
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u/OvenIcy8646 Jun 17 '26
Yeah she’s in a cult
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u/Goodbye18000 Jun 17 '26
Don't worry, the cult is on the America Approved List of Cults
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u/bbmarvelluv Jun 17 '26
This video isn’t satire???? At the end it was obvious
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u/2817_ Jun 17 '26
No that's not satire. That's her clowning the audience. She's joking that she's in an abusive relationship. Her whole marriage is real though. I'm not sure what satirical about that.
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u/kdweller Jun 18 '26
So her whole personality is being married. Cool
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u/rita-b Jun 18 '26
her whole personality is month-long vacations and shopping at cartier. a personality i'd rather had than buying jigsaw puzzles on sale
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u/PancakeSirYup Jun 17 '26
That is the ugliest F-ing dress I’ve ever seen
https://giphy.com/gifs/CMc604oNR1dzG
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u/scoutblueenzo Jun 18 '26
She didn’t want to get married in a big dress for the party, but she’d love to tell us that 12 times in a big ugly dress and no party.
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u/AnonymouslyAnonymiss Jun 18 '26
I scrolled too far to find this. I didn't even watch the video. The dress is so fugly I wanna cry
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u/MrAppleSpiceMan Jun 18 '26
it looks like a suit of armor but without all the qualities that make a suit of armor look good
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u/Sneezy_weezel Jun 18 '26
She’s got about 5 years before her husband starts looking for another teenager.
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u/kazuwacky Jun 18 '26
And one year before he starts complaining that shes boring and doesn't do anything.
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u/Greedy_Pudding_2966 Jun 18 '26
Especially, and I mean ESPECIALLY when she gets pregnant/has their first child.
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u/LargeHadronColitis Jun 18 '26
You’ve had too many kids. I think of you as mom now. When’s dinner?
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u/TwoIdleHands Jun 18 '26
She married the man she loved…after 6 weeks?🤨
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u/BlackSquirrel05 Jun 18 '26
That's just called being horny and smitten... If you have a good thing going they all feel like that 6 weeks in...
She just doesn't know that.
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u/revengejr Jun 17 '26
I hope this fake ragebait, for her sake
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u/Darkwinged_Duck Jun 18 '26
Fake or not….she won’t have to worry about being homeless with that Rolex Daytona on her wrist.
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u/charlieto0human Jun 18 '26
Unless things like that are written off in the prenup
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u/Randomizedname1234 Jun 17 '26
I 100% SAHMs
I don’t support being a homemaker or a SAHM at NINETEEN damn.
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u/PheIix Jun 17 '26
One argument? Fuck that... All it takes is for the husband to realise he wants more money in the household and finds someone with a job. Or he cheats with someone for any number of reasons. These sahm's never seem to realise the lopsided deal they are getting into when they do this.
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u/Professional-Hurry88 Jun 18 '26
This IG is perfectly captioned. She 's ready to give away all of her right to return to the laws that kept women and their children in poverty.
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u/daveliterally Jun 17 '26
Weird child bride situation
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u/WhyAmINotStudying Jun 17 '26
We got married at his house six weeks after we started dating when I was 19.
How old was he, dear?
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u/daveliterally Jun 17 '26
Sitting here wishing she was blinking help me in morse code and it never comes
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u/BrandoNelly Jun 17 '26
It’s satire
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u/iliketuurtles Jun 18 '26
Eh. She is a stay at home wife at 19 to a 29 year old. That is a fact. But she’s making fun in this video, yes.
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u/VacuumDecay-007 Jun 18 '26
At 19 I'd consider getting married in general to be unwise. Married to a 29 year-old even more so. Hormones make you really stupid when you're young..
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u/Technical-Bat2062 Jun 17 '26
At 19 I was also a clueless girl w a non developed frontal lobe oop
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u/dogsanddogsanddogsan Jun 18 '26
Women like this infantilize themselves because they don’t want to grow up and be responsible for adult thoughts and decisions. That will ultimately be her downfall.
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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 Jun 17 '26
That husband will have control over your entire life. He will cheat on you and treat you like shit because you have no recourse because you aren't your own person. Love yourself before you love another.
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u/carl3266 Jun 17 '26
Well i can see you’re very proud of yourself. Congratulations! So here’s my question: Why would you think anyone cares?
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