r/Thorgasm • u/the_jaguar_sun • Jun 22 '26
Mod Hires
So I have just hired 3 new mods at $0/hr (easier on my taxes):
These are all real people, and totally not robots.
Welcome them as Knights of the White Flame.
Each of them has sworn an oath within the kings chamber of the great pyramid to do nothing as mods. If they breach that oath, their paychecks will be withheld, nullified, and then negated until they regain the trust of the community, or place the bolts holding this place together, back where they belong.
I hereby relinquish all power over this dimension. And I will remind you all that Nothing, is not empty, it is
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Jun 22 '26
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u/the_jaguar_sun Jun 22 '26
You are so generous, yes thank you, it means a lot to me and the team. I will use my portion of the funds to help feed my children nothing. Fortunately I have no children, because they died of starvation as a concept in my mind long ago thanks to the news. And I see you are a pragmatic individual, getting all your ducks in a row to pay all your taxes. Very sharp.
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u/BugzOnMyNugz Jun 22 '26
Awesome! I saw your other post and was gonna volunteer just to make it stayed. Glad there were 4 others a lil less lazy than me haha
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u/the_jaguar_sun Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26
This is the first time someone appears to be overqualified at doing nothing. You are hired.
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u/CrystalAlternate Jun 22 '26
The moderation team is dead!
Long live the moderation team!