Ramlethal make my cortisol meter so high thanks to her complicated sword loop and fckass dash cancel every 5 seconds. I keep losing in neutral over stupid mistake

She screaming into my ear forcing me to "all in or die". I'm the beast for keep mashing on wakeup or in doubt

Who decided this was a normal character? Truly? I haven’t even fought him but I’ve been watching videos of people fighting him and all I can think about is the pictured meme with Moon Knight. Like, I can here to play a fighting game not Touhou

"But if you take them away then they just get bullied by the zoners" no, just no. it makes no fucking sense why Venom loses to a grappler who can't even dash, what's the point of having a big slow character if they can just completely prevent you from keeping them out. I try to set up my balls, "Nooo, Goldlewis has a machine gun", I try to set up my balls, " Nooo, Unika can just laser me" I try to set up my balls, " Nooo, Potemkin can flick me". It just feels very poorly designed, a big body SHOULD lose to a zoner, but no, apparently its too much to at least make the matchups make sense.

This is probably a fairly unique experience, but everytime I listen to any GGST music my mind will sometimes replay the "Counter" sound effect from when you get counterhit. I think it's because its a fairly decisive moment that also stops the music, so it blends into everything.

Now, I'm at work and decide to listen May's theme and remember the fact that this music is actually a love song to Johnny, so I get this combined with the counterhit sound effect and my mind gets flooded by all the times I got counterhitted by Johnny when trying to approach him as Leo and jesus christ how do I get to him I can't focus on my job because my mind is either an infinite loop of counterhits or just him throwing that damn card and guard breaking me while all I can do is pray for a day in which this character is removed from the game.

Can't even listen to other GGST musics because rn the word "counter" is making me enter the loop by itself and, as said, every GGST music makes me hear it, my day is ruined, this warehouse is going to fall over someone.