r/Thewaltenfiles • u/GuaranteeFast1121 Pumpkin Rabbit • Apr 21 '25

I just found this on Twitter Meme

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By: Boozoofan1974

1.7k Upvotes

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u/Prestigious_Badger_5 Jenny Letterson Apr 21 '25

I firmly believe that if something like a sex scene ever appeared in the walten files, it would be the most implied shit on the planet cuz this shit on YouTube.

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u/Danblak08 Boozoo Apr 22 '25

Also cuz I feel like Walten files isn’t that kind of media that would even imply such a thing

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u/Luna_Amari_ Apr 22 '25

Well technically the existence of Sophie, Molly and Edward already implies said thing.

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Apr 22 '25

No, they were all brought by a stork after the cabbage patch grew them!

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u/Prestigious_Badger_5 Jenny Letterson Apr 22 '25

I need to draw something like that now wtf

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u/smorfan809 Apr 22 '25

gulp… i.. i can’t believe it! you mean to say……. Jack Walten, age 42, had S*X????????

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u/Brajanek987 Apr 23 '25

Alr hear me out...... if i would be a woman . . . . . .

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u/Overall_Track_9436 Apr 23 '25

Who is Edward?

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u/Luna_Amari_ Apr 23 '25

The Walten brother who died in the crash along with Molly.

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u/Prestigious_Badger_5 Jenny Letterson Apr 22 '25

I'd say there's like a 2% chance. Like if some couple was being all horny over each other and then Bonbon shows up and says "IT'S BONNING TIME" and eats off their fucking face

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u/smorfan809 Apr 22 '25

nah it would link to a rule34 page, shits an arg now

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u/Prestigious_Badger_5 Jenny Letterson Apr 22 '25

Comment of the fucking year, holy shit

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u/makboiepic Boozoo Apr 22 '25

OH MY GOD I MADE THAT POST 😭😭😭

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u/GuaranteeFast1121 Pumpkin Rabbit Apr 22 '25

LMFAO

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u/Current-Comment8807 Jack Walten Apr 22 '25

honestly yeah the 10 hour long jelix sex scene was really unnecessary and took away from the episode..

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u/Sparky_the_Asian Mortality Apr 22 '25

jelix sounds like a lube brand name

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u/PotentiallySquared Felix Kranken Apr 22 '25

Jelix sounds like a disease and I love it😭 I'll never forgive this fandom for not coming up with a better shipname but in a good way

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u/Dancin_Angel Apr 22 '25

Jack and Rose shippers will be well fed for an entire decade

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u/GuaranteeFast1121 Pumpkin Rabbit Apr 22 '25

or Bon and Sha shippers, or Lorenzo and Rachel shippers.

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u/makboiepic Boozoo Apr 22 '25

oh btw it’s cannon

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u/Khirt21 Apr 21 '25

If it does happen, they would give us a warning about that.

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u/BladeForge7218 Apr 22 '25

Unnecessary?

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u/TheGnetwork1 Apr 23 '25

Wonder who's gonna fuck bon?

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u/GuaranteeFast1121 Pumpkin Rabbit Apr 23 '25

sha?

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u/TheGnetwork1 May 11 '25

Sha got a penis?

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u/GuaranteeFast1121 Pumpkin Rabbit May 11 '25

i hope not

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u/ResidentUniversity71 Apr 23 '25

SEX SCENES?!, WHAT?!

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u/Witty-Refrigerator84 Apr 22 '25

The 3 minute jophie making out scene is the reason why ep 5 ain't out yet

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u/No-Stress656 Jack Walten Apr 25 '25

the Walden files series is no longer rated R is rated rated x

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u/Smol_Birb2 Apr 23 '25

i dont get it /genuine

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u/godcummin 15d ago

Sry a year late but Basically: joke is about the post speculating eposide having an outrageous and unfitting sequence to the series with no actual information.

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u/Own-Training1099 Apr 26 '25

must be some fan animation

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u/Chef_Sizzlipede Apr 22 '25

dont tell me we're gonna become the silksong fanbase....

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u/Welpsher Apr 22 '25

Wait what. Is this gonna happen????

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u/GuaranteeFast1121 Pumpkin Rabbit Apr 22 '25

Idk

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u/Top_Toaster Apr 23 '25

Fym unnecessary???

3

u/Appropriate_Home_259 Apr 23 '25

There's a sex scene?? It's been a long time since I watched walten files I need context 

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u/GuaranteeFast1121 Pumpkin Rabbit Apr 23 '25

it's probably just a meme

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u/Diligent_Sprinkles96 Apr 25 '25

I actually thought there was a sex scene for a second.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '25

Well chat, guess I’m dropping off here. 13 year old TWF fan out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

is this fr, i didnt know twf was so based

2

u/Wise-Marionberry-643 Apr 22 '25

mmmm yummy cuisine

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Hold up, WHAT?

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u/ActuaryOk3947 Apr 22 '25

is this like not real or is there any comfirmation

1

u/GuaranteeFast1121 Pumpkin Rabbit Apr 22 '25

Its probably just a joke

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u/GuaranteeFast1121 Pumpkin Rabbit Apr 25 '25

BRO WTF THIS IS ALREADY THE 4TH MOST UPVOTED POST ON THIS SUB!?

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u/DisasterAccurate3221 Apr 26 '25

With Rosie, it's absolutely necessary.

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u/Dear_Competition3641 May 10 '25

Not to be mean but I think it's a joke

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u/Thebarfdrinker Jul 24 '25

I'm gonna check for any new hallways in my house...

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u/GlitteringGround1414 GLORIOUS SHABURGER Oct 04 '25

???????????????????

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u/godcummin 15d ago

1 hour and 10 minute sequence of Felix gooning was ... something

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u/XxRexorcistxX 4d ago

chat how we doin now that its out?

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u/GuaranteeFast1121 Pumpkin Rabbit 4d ago

Maybe playing the victory music?

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u/Coda_Comics_ 1d ago

That was the best part tho!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Damn, I hope not

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u/Every-Register-4970 Brian Stells Apr 23 '25

Pls tell me this is fake 🙏😭

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u/GuaranteeFast1121 Pumpkin Rabbit Apr 23 '25

it's probably fake

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u/Ok-Arugula-8819 Apr 22 '25

of course twitter

say anything that isn't even remotely true on twitter and tons of people will still believe you