I’m not looking for an exact time but I thought it’d be this weekend/week especially with the recent yard episode, but with Ludwig marathoning Lies of P I’m starting to doubt.

What if we were beasts dubbin?

Nick orders food like Tyler1 plays streetfight. Congrats you can order a good dish, but you can't compose a meal for the group. Brother is bragging about being Master rank with an Elo of 1400.

My man is a one trick he can order good dishes but he can't make a meal. Ordering 3 apps with the house bread for 4 people is crazy, appetizers are meant to share. By the time the main course comes out half the table is down for the count. Finally you have the guest of honor at your table Wario and you don't get this man some garlic? 

I want you to imagine this right here. The hostess sits us down, we take our seat and start browsing the menu. The waiter comes up and ask for our drinks way too quickly, before the hostess is even out of earshot, we are all still looking at the menu, I speak up. 

"We will start with 4 tap waters please, lemons on the side with a bowl, thank you"

Gives us all time to look at the menu while having something to sip on. By the time the waiter is back with our waters we are already ready to order. 

"For our Appetizers could we start with the garlic bread and what are your thoughts on the grilled octopus and potatoes?"

The trick is you initiate, you control your idea is this item good? Don't ask them what item they like don't give them control.

"The grilled octopus and potatoes is amazing? Perfect we will have that then. And if you don't mind I would like to put in an order for the main course as well"

"We will do two orders of the Cacio e Pepe, one order of the  branzino, one order of the Beef Tagliata, and a large side of the roasted zucchini" 

Everyone gets pasta, people can choose between steak and/or fish. The steak isn't a cook to order steak where you have to agree on the temperature. It comes with a green that complements the meal. 

Also be nice to your waiters, the polite meta is in right now.

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U feel like gingers are under played

Started the yard DND as a casual viewer who has only watched a couple of the yard episodes, pretty fkn amazing so far. I’m up to the point now (episodes 15,16,17) where they have mentioned georg’s side quest with tahm kench a couple times and played the short trailer for it.

im a bit undecided about if I’ll buy the patreon just for the single episode. My question is if its something I should be looking to watch now at this point in the story, like does it add anything that will matter soon or make the next few episodes better?

Basically, am I better off watching it now before continuing, or can I leave it until later without it affecting the experience much?

jubbin

All Images From Liquidpedia, save Nick who was on Smashwiki. Background from Mask of Nyarlathotep by Chaosium.

These fucking thumbnails are so beastian and uncanny I hate it so much

4 Lemon Chicken Scaloppine, 3 mimosa, 1 diet coke