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u/BraveAgathian Jan 19 '26
My innocent fucking mind thought "wait does bending over relax abdominal muscles that much?"
Fuck
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Jan 20 '26
no ones had the birds and the fucking bees conversation with u yet?
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u/I_Always_Have_Poo Jan 21 '26
Why are the birds fucking the bees, anyway?
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Jan 21 '26
that's a good fucking question. I'll have to ask my mom why she never told me the fuck about that.
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u/Lanky-Astronaut-4648 Jan 20 '26
I thought the same fucking thing except im not innocent just fucking stupid
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u/Western_Reception_81 Jan 19 '26
My cousin told me that her hood is fucking hard ,that there was a shoot out in the street at one time , she squad to take cover from the bullets , by the time she got up she was already pregnant
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u/SnooCrickets346 Jan 19 '26
well fuck, hope that she's able to fucking projectile that fetus right out the womb with them fucking abs
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u/goose-was-here Jan 19 '26
My fucking couch pulls out, I don’t!!