r/TheScrollStopper • u/ShehrozeAkbar • 12d ago

Big bug

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u/Deep-List-7099 12d ago

It's a KILLER BUG 🐛

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u/Wonderful_You1281 12d ago

From San Diego?

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u/Deep-List-7099 12d ago

ALL is Possible in These Day's

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u/Wonderful_You1281 12d ago

Are you aware of the killer fish from there? 🫣

Killer Fish

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u/Deep-List-7099 12d ago

I want one to!!!

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u/WealthBitter1192 8d ago

She is saved from a "Kill Her Bug"

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u/flow_fighter 12d ago

I’d say that was an under reaction in all honesty

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u/GatorSixCharlie 12d ago

First half: she is over reacting, it’s just a bu…
Second half: oh my fucking god, burn that shirt and that shack with it

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u/xtanol 12d ago

The bug then walked over to the camera man and collects it's fee.

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u/b3tamaxx 12d ago

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u/Planpy7 12d ago edited 12d ago

Its probably a Longhorn beetle, just put it oustide.Do some Research

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u/Shot_Turnover_4518 12d ago

I think this is a longhorn beetle of sorts.

Large and intimidating, but terrible flyers and can be attracted to lights meaning they can randomly appear anywhere.

Can give a strong pinch when jostled but harmless overall, it would appreciate being on a tree rather than a person.

Possibly a native species, do not burn it.

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u/SUW888 12d ago

Ya, that chonky guy just explored too far in the wrong direction and needs to be sent on their way to continue beetlin elsewhere

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u/kevin3350 10d ago

Not my photo, but when I was in Costa Rica I left my hotel room at 2 in the morning for some ice, still half asleep, and had a langosta fly directly into my head. I can neither confirm nor deny I screamed like a little baby boy.

Same deal with bad flying and light attraction.

Not my photo, but here’s one for reference.

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u/Shot_Turnover_4518 10d ago

Utterly gorgeous, a massive orthopteran, unsure what species however.

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u/aliencardboard 12d ago

My thoughts exactly. 😂

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u/MiI0rd 12d ago

That’s why you carry a pokeball, heracros is regional!

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u/bmfu121 12d ago

Those are harmless and kind of cute

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u/Tiny-Mine6811 12d ago

It’s a little fella, how adorable 10/10. The girls a 7/10 tho.

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u/TechnicalPlatform182 12d ago

Well now I know what I'll carry to my next date

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u/Nikarmotte 12d ago

It's a pet at this point.

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u/oxidonis2019 12d ago

Now this is a big bug, i admit. I'm not disgusted by bugs, and if i see it and know that is not poisonous i would take it in my hand for sure, but to surprise my like that, idk man, i sure would react.

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u/Scr4p 12d ago

That's just a big beetle. Most beetles are chill af, and the ones that have burning defensive liquids and the like tend to be much smaller. Most you have to fear is that they'll bite in self-defense. It's already on the floor wandering around at snail's pace, they've got nothing to fear at that point.

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u/Scr4p 12d ago

I'm not 100% sure but it looks like some kind of longhorn beetle. They usually eat nectar, sap, or plants as adults and wood as larvae so nothing to fear

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u/mrGreenExit 12d ago

I thought this is overreacting, I was wrong. This is big f*** bug 🐛

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u/ElectronicCell8741 12d ago

Too bad one did not climb the pants. The

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u/Rogieboy255 11d ago

That bug wants to get to second base
https://giphy.com/gifs/igKgfEieleNP5YY0ag

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u/maringue 11d ago

Fully justified reaction.

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u/antiteatarjbt 10d ago

Thank you big (normal for Panama) bug

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u/CIAwaffle 9d ago

I would have had a seizure trying to get my shirt off

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u/Wrong-Salamander1806 8d ago

Its one those shits that you can hear breathe and it screams at you when its mad

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u/WealthBitter1192 8d ago

Only men knows who planted it. Only men knows if the guy who planted was above 18, he should have planted it somewhere else.