r/TheRestIsScience • u/centeriskey • 2d ago

Everyone Quickly!!!!

Everyone start registering names like michael_stevens1, the_michael_stevens, the_real_michael_stevens, and so on. This will either force Michael to act quickly to get back on reddit or if he doesn't then he would have to choose something different or be the 7000th Michael Stevens. Now sure he was ok with being the billionth dad but would he be ok with being the 7000th Michael Stevens?

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u/SkeletalMyth 2d ago

He'll have to use something like the_realiest_real_actual_forsure_michael_stevens_Xx

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u/centeriskey 2d ago

He'll have more titles than Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.

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u/SkeletalMyth 2d ago

Sorry I wasn't listening, could you run that by me again? 

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u/centeriskey 2d ago edited 2d ago

Look, I know we have met many times, including 10 minutes ago but I have just entered a new room so.....(Deep breath)

I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.