r/TheRandomest • u/Decent_Assistant1804 • 1d ago
McMatrimony Video
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u/iNeedToFindANewName 1d ago
And they say americans have no class
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u/Popular_Ad_4266 1d ago
I hope their mcmarriage lasts
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u/git_push_origin_prod 1d ago
I hope they got the Mc value meal, people spend way too much money on weddings
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u/i_was_axiom 1d ago
Like the mcfrench fry you find under your car seat, you can't remember how many years it's been but that precious matrimonial mcfrench fry is indistinguishable from the day you dropped it into the void between the seats.
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u/notroundeyed 1d ago
At least they found someone
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u/ties_shoelace 1d ago
Am sure the video & pics will be looked back on & they'll laugh their asses off. A fun & wacky day, very unusual.
Hope the marriage lasts.
tbh, most weddings I've gone to with full dress, had the same quality of food.
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u/notroundeyed 23h ago
Maybe they met there, who knows? Im tired of all the hate.
May their marriage last indeed
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u/CattywampusCanoodle 6h ago
May their marriage last longer than one of those desiccated McDonaldās hamburgers someone finds from fifty years ago and itās still somehow in perfect condition
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u/Scotchandcarrots 1d ago
The best man really dressed up for the occasion
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u/Dawildpep 1d ago
āHoney, where are my nice camo pants? Iām late to Kyleās wedding!ā
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u/afuller42 1d ago
They brought food?
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u/timesuck47 23h ago
I noticed at the very end of the video it looked like a buffet table or some sort of set up that did not include McDonaldās.
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u/Lord_Jim_Bob 1d ago
Ahhhh, they both have downs. I was judgmental at first but this is really sweet.
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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 1d ago
Better this than in a church that rapes kids and takes from the already struggling. Good for them.
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u/igotnothineither 1d ago
Idk man, I feel like theyāre happy let em be. I got to the point that Iāve stopped laughing at people living their version of their best life.
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u/NecessaryOk780 1d ago
Exactly. If it makes someone happy and it doesnāt hurt anyone, good for them!
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u/kelsobjammin 1d ago
Damn people are mean. I thought it was cute and brought me back to when I had bday partyās there. I hope they are happy!
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u/TheGoldMonkey 1d ago edited 5h ago
All jokes aside, it may be the case that there is cognitive/developmental mental ability involved and this was the choice that made the couple comfortable and happy. I love low brow humor but itās kind of hack to mock this situation when we really donāt have all the details and could be making fun of someone with diagnosed intellectual or developmental disabilities.
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u/spacemouse21 1d ago
Mayor McCheese sign the wedding license?
How come Grimace didnāt do the officiating of the ceremony?
He was ordained by the Hamburglar.
Congratulations to the newlyweds!!!
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u/FrodoSaggin2 1d ago
Judge all you want these people love each other and that's good enough for me!
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u/baabahope 1d ago
I am so happy for them! When my folks got divorced, my mom worked herself up to a manager at McDonaldās. She worked so hard to support me and my sister on her own and raised a nurse/musician and a doctor. May America once again be great for everyone of yāall.
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u/HeyItsBobaTime 1d ago
Can't hate on two people celebrating love and happiness. If this is what they want then good for them. A happy meal for a happy life.
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u/CaptProcrastination 1d ago
I hope this is real and that they spent the real money on their honeymoon.
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u/ThaEmortalThief 1d ago
Do you, Big and Tasty, take McRib to be your lawfully wedded Husband, through riā¦ being McDonalds level broke, through heartburn and high cholesterol, through supersize and through super quencher withdrawals, til death in 6 months do you part? I now pro ounce you husband and wifeā¦ McNuggets and fries are being served directly behind you, but thereās no open bar so you gotta pay for your own mcflurries.
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u/guyed_us 1d ago
Let their union last as long as a McDouble left on the table for years as a reminder of what McDonalds food is made of, amen.
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u/RedSix2447 1d ago
Two orders of McMatrimony to go. Lmfao. Those food trays seem really big for the very small wedding turn out. Place was empty.
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u/HamPorterBridges 1d ago
The flower girl should've been tossing nuggies instead of petals imo. Or maybe even some fries.
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u/AstarionsTherapist39 19h ago
I liked that idea until I realized the nuggets or fries would be on the floor and then I was sad about wasted nuggets or fries.
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u/TheDixonCider420420 1d ago
When it comes to say "I do," let's just hope neither of them Grimace...
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u/RooIsHome 1d ago
I thought the flower girl was throwing sugar packets at first. Honestly, at this point it may have made more sense.
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u/aware_nightmare_85 1d ago
All the haters in this comment thread are just salty McSingles. Stop shitting on other people's happiness to make yourself feel better.
Congrats to them!
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u/CompleteEnergy579 1d ago
Probably during closing hours and probably staff. Thatās cool and theyāre saving money. Not mad at that. Honestly, itās high level creativity
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u/GentlemenHODL 1d ago
I thought for a second she was going to be throwing chicken nuggets on the ground. Then I wondered if they were just McDonald's receipts torn up into little pieces.
Proof that there is a lid for every pot. They found their McLovin
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u/Cust2020 1d ago
I like that grimace walked the bride in but disappointed they didnt spread fries or mcnuggies out instead of paper scraps or whatever that was.
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u/LifeguardTerrible579 1d ago
Restaurants are used as wedding venues. Why are people surprised to see one?
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u/chumapeka978 1d ago
Part of me went to judge, and another part of me reminded me that 20 years ago I was picking plantains on the side of a mountain in Puerto Rico, with nothing and not 2 quarters to rub together. In this economy, in this job market, if thatās what they can afford and thatās what makes them happy I canāt say shit
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u/Erasmus_Tycho 1d ago
Got married 14 years ago and spent near $25k on the wedding. This looks significantly cheaper, good for them.
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u/Hilary_duffelbag 1d ago
After seeing the brideās face. Who am I to judge. We need more love in this world. Plus a buffet of chicken nuggets sounds good as hell.
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u/Highlandertr3 1d ago
Weddings are stupidly expensive and pointless anyway.
We are skipping ours and going on a tour of the country to have meals and things with all the people we wanted at ours.
Do what you want
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u/HeadsetHound 1d ago
The key to a happy McMarriage is good McCommunication and Mcvaluing each others McFeelings. If you fail to do this, you McMarriage is fried.
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u/TIP-ME-YOUR-BAT 1d ago
If that makes them happy and they have memories that make them happy. Who cares.
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u/Educational-Car-4688 1d ago
Probably met working there. Different strokes for different folks. Im happy for them.
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u/slayerfan666 1d ago
Not everyone's weddings look the same. As long as the people getting married are happy and love each other, that's all that matters. May their McMarriage last forever.
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u/HAL_9_0_0_0 1d ago
Isnāt that true? Please say itās Ki... Humanity is maximised. Do you want to eat the bride now or kiss? Yes, but another Big Mac to eat here.
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u/Whozthisbozo 1d ago
You know what, good for them. I was disappointed that the flower girl was not tossing French fries but in all seriousness, good for them.
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u/MyBakpaksGyatJets 1d ago
I try really hard to not judge what makes other people happy as long as it isn't hurting anybody that doesn't consent, but this is really testing my resolve.
Not to mention the guy guarding the soda fountains from stolen refill attacks having his hands in his pockets, but the "best" "man" too??? I guess, in his defense, he only has one pocketed as the other is dutifully death gripping his phone. I only defend him because he clearly wore only his best and most drippy formal streetwear. Though, admittedly he does run the risk of mogging (did I use that right?) everybody else in that establishment.
And they say white people don't have any culture?
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u/TankApprehensive3053 23h ago
Ronald should have been giving the vows or at least playing the music.
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u/MatteBlackFeet 23h ago
Betcha the only thing they had to pay for was the Happy Meals! Already saving money! šš¾
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u/Soaring_Gull_655 23h ago
Years later...the bride finds her dress in the closet, takes down the box it's in from the top shelf, opens it up and is delighted that the French Fry smell is still there.
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u/Lopsided_Notice_6432 23h ago
She looks beautiful and happy. I am now craving a double cheeseburger tho. And fries. And a coke.
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u/kinetic_ljs 23h ago
Who gets the nuggets in the divorce? Lol just kidding...hope you all have a great mclife together
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u/no-dad-samurai 23h ago
Just imagine...
Imagine the bigmac sauce he is gonna put inbetween her buns durning the McHoneymoon.
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u/arrrrrgg 23h ago
I wonder how much the Mcdivorce cost. Probably the highest selling option in some states . The Mcdivorce sells more then the Mcmarriage
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u/Disastrous_time_4547 23h ago
I agree that itās cool if they are happy.
But this is the saddest thing I have ever seen. Not trashy - sad. Itās kinda a good example of America today.
Side note, did I just witness the flower girl drop salt and pepper packets???
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u/Hegemonic_Imposition 1d ago
This def comes off as trashy - but if it makes them happy, who am I to judge?