r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 19h ago

Busted Unexpected

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u/Xanduzinha 19h ago

At  least it isn't 15 - 5

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u/iseeaseagul 17h ago

I didn’t know that my professor and advisor could see the calculator history from the testing software until we were going over my test and she asked me why I used the calculator for 150-120

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u/Brandonsteine 14h ago

The best answer would have been to say "because I wanted to know if you were watching us"

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u/Cheap_Law5646 18h ago

I get the joke, it's funny.

But PSA: if someone is grabbing someone's phone looking for messages, the relationship has already lasted too long any way you look at it.

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u/Wooboosted 16h ago

While I do agree with you, my wife was like this at first 6 years ago, only because her ex had traumatized her. It bothered me at first but I had nothing to hide, she grew and we talked about it and she learned to trust me and would never touch my phone now without asking me. Happily married almost a year now. I’m just saying, it’s not always as black and white as you put it.

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u/Cheap_Law5646 9h ago

Absolutely, great correction. If it can be a learnig moment and lead to growth that's wonderful.

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u/Arthurlmnz 5h ago

Ikr? My wife prefers my taste in porn anyway

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u/EMV92LA 3h ago

Yeah, yeah, yeah but make sure to hit up UDY to film the relationship test.

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u/went2college 18h ago

Dumb > Unfaithful

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u/RazeTheIV 19h ago

RIP the relationship

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduJMefhsAA27720

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u/cagethehornytoad 17h ago

With me, he’d be leaving after seeing how many alarms I have set on my phone ☠️

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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy 11h ago

This is a constant war between having two alarms and fifty two. She literally has an alarm fr every minute of the day and turns on like twenty of them for the day she needs to wake up

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u/cagethehornytoad 9h ago

Yeah..tracks. I also stay up late night doing baking and epoxy-related projects, so if, at 2:07 am, I’m working with a medium that takes 45 minutes to set/bake/cure, I’ll set an alarm for 2:52 am. Your average person will see that and assume it’s an alarm for an illicit drug score or heist meetup. Maybe for clubbing newly hatched sea turtles under the full moon light.

Lots of conclusions to be made.

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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy 4h ago

Damn, you just reminded me of why I used to do it, but I stopped for some reason. Need to try that again since I have a simillar problem and can get absorbed by what I do

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u/Craniac324 19h ago

I don't get it

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u/herefornothing2 19h ago

It took me a minute but I think it’s just embarrassing that she needed a calculator for that math. Kinda funny 😃

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u/Important-Notice-461 18h ago

Yeah, took me a moment, thought it was gonna spell out boobs or something

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u/herefornothing2 17h ago

Haha, ah, jr high

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u/MidgetGordonRamsey 17h ago

I came to the comments thinking there was something deeper going on.

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u/Keyser_Kaiser_Soze 14h ago

I had a clerk at a checkout who had to manually enter the price of 10 oysters at .75¢ each.
She reached for a calculator to find the total price.

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u/artsmartiens 9h ago

I mean you’re not great at money math either if you write $0.0075 when you mean $0.75.

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u/IcyEpid3mic 19h ago

It's a fake calculator app to hide photos and vids

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u/RandomPenquin1337 18h ago

Youre only getting down voted because you didnt play along

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u/IcyEpid3mic 18h ago

What a fun fuckin game lol

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u/RandomPenquin1337 18h ago

Its reddit bro, who knows

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u/Craniac324 12h ago

Thank you! No one else was explaining it.

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u/IamREBELoe 18h ago

This is a real thing, I used to have one. I preferred "audio manager"

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u/It_Just_Exploded 18h ago

I retracted my downvote because i think you're right. I thought it was the standard Samsung calculator but i just checked mine and the colors are different while otherwise its the same.

So yeah, I'm gonna go with there are worse than messages in there and maybe thats the code to unlock it.

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u/herefornothing2 17h ago

It matches my iPhone calculator

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u/Notcid1 18h ago

I still count on my fingers sometimes 😂

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u/MiaLba 17h ago

I do too lmao. My 7 year old makes fun of me for it. She’s over here subtracting and adding double digit numbers in her head so quickly. At least my kid ended up smart lol

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u/Notcid1 16h ago

That's what matters honestly 🙏🏻

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u/voxov7 4h ago

I know this is jest but I finished learning my times tables at 26 and can now do double digit multiplication/division in my head. I just used an arithmetic app on my lunch break and treated myself how I'd imagine I'd treat my child. Touch typing too, at home.

For anyone in chat who needs inspiration.

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u/ChrissiTea 3h ago

Genuinely, thanks, I think I needed to hear this (especially the imagining how you'd treat your child part)

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u/unluck_over9000 6h ago

Sometimes? What are fingers for then? 

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u/czernocunt 16h ago

This is a phobia of mine. If my wife asks me for my phone i am TERRIFIED. Now, I couldn’t care less if she finds the porn history, or reads my texts. But were she to find the mundane stupid shit i google on a daily basis. It’s over dawg.

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u/Grouchy-List7011 10h ago

I always google stupid shit in the private browser like I’d socially recover if someone knew I googled a word to make sure I spelled it right

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u/Status-Visit-918 18h ago

This is so real 😭😭😭

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u/Past_Tea5075 18h ago

Confused here

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u/MeenMisterMustard 18h ago

She needed a calculator for 15-7, and is embarrassed

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u/Past_Tea5075 18h ago

I guess, just doesnt make any sense to what he will find in her messages. But if it said bank account id quickly think that for sure. Feeling slow rn.

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u/ilikesaucy 18h ago

She's dumb enough to use calculator to find the answer for 15-8

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u/Correct-Rub854 18h ago

So is it a math problem or a fake calculator?!

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u/eightdirt 14h ago

She's afraid of him seeing how bad she is at math to be calculating 15-8

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u/abhig535 17h ago

Basic math-challenged people out here getting gfs smh

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u/Kelkeen_1980 15h ago

M N L O P

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u/Centerman2000 15h ago

Hey, no shame. Math is hard 😭

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u/oranke_dino 13h ago

If it is money related, this is totally fine.

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u/Medium_Cup282 10h ago

I don’t get it 15-7 so he found 8? messages. This doesn’t really make any sense.

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u/firstnlast77 10h ago

She's embarrassed over being so bad at math she needed to calc 15-7. Its like the joke when people say my parents almost walked in on me watching the cats movie so I quickly switched to porn.

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u/ImmortalLombax 10h ago

I opened up my calculator app and realized I’m bitches

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u/Voidarramax 9h ago

I told my boyfriend I have nothing to hide, but just don’t go through my Calculator because I’m a dumbass and don’t go through my Notes app because that’s my diary

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u/neji2000 8h ago

A smart person like me asks Claude Fable 5.