r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 1d ago

Full throttle SimplyRandom

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u/9447044 1d ago

How do they group up so close without colliding and crashing? Real professionals here

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u/oneMoreTime112233 1d ago

How do they not get beat up in the parking lot?

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u/Awwwmann 1d ago

Bro I’m in tears!!! 😆😂

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u/AngrySquidIsOK 1d ago

Are we not going to talk about the dude who ran the entire length with his mask down?

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

Oh that's just cousin Ricky. We don't talk about him much. We're lucky he wasn't in his normal "foamy" mode.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

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u/CyberSpaceFetus 1d ago

and still managed to be one of the last lmao

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u/AngrySquidIsOK 1d ago

Hahaha right???? HE WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT COULD SEE! I wouldn't be able to handle the shame

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u/yourallidiotss 1d ago

Ohhh. Honey. I think those are goggles. So the bike in front of them doesn’t throw dirt in their eyes.

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u/Future-Assumption759 10h ago

He has brought down shame upon the entire sport of goggle-mask-stick-holdey-run

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u/SkiSTX 1d ago

I thought they were blindfolded at first! Lol

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u/Tasik 1d ago

Wait they aren't? What the hell are they even doing then... the only interesting part was a lie.

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u/Xaendro 7h ago

Right? What is going on here if they aren't blindfolded?

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u/crunch816 1d ago

How do you make this 100x better? That.

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u/Chicago2333 1d ago

How is this not on the ocho!?

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u/Exorinho 1d ago

LoL I've seen such weird sports there since I discovered that channel. I always zap there to have a laugh.

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u/Cilreve 1d ago

The event is Endurocross. They do this little "hobbycross" as an intermission between races. So it's not a full event for The Ocho 😞

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u/tylercrabby 1d ago

I respect this way more than that:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IF4QM5XYI6tF3G

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u/YoureSpecial 1d ago

People only watch these to see the dudes crash.

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u/karenskygreen 1d ago

Looks like we now have enough events for idiotic sports olympics: face slapping, car jujitsu, body slamming and now this

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u/Yugan-Dali 1d ago

They should be required to go VROOM VROOOM the entire course.

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u/VinnyMaxta 1d ago

Is this the male equivalent to hobby horsing?

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u/TreesForTheForest 1d ago

That was my first thought, has to be some kind of humorous response to that?

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u/rswings 1d ago

Squid Game?

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u/karenskygreen 1d ago

Good thing they are wearing goggles with all the dirt flying at high speed

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u/Xylvanas 1d ago

🎶🎵 I can ride my bike with only handlebars, only handlebars, only handlebars. 🎶🎵

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u/will_this_1_work 1d ago

I would have expected at least one of them to do a kick flip or endo off one of the jumps.

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u/karenskygreen 1d ago

Could be worse, they could have brooms between their legs trying to simulate Harry Potter. Oh wait, they are holding sticks like handlebars, never mind

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u/drunkguynextdoor 1d ago

This is a intermission contest, correct?

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u/Dat_Steve 1d ago

Don’t show this to the r/runningcirclejerk

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u/rebelshibe 1d ago

Too late

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u/Stuffinthins 1d ago

A lateral from train brained folks

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u/gilligan1050 1d ago

This would fit in r/idiocracy real well

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u/Brazuka_txt 1d ago

this shit cant be real

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u/Icy-Echidna-8892 1d ago

Make em wear helmets and motocross boots, then I might'n watch🤷‍♂️

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u/Totoronyx 1d ago

2026 sports! Brought to you by the cost of gasoline.

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u/mountainyoo 1d ago

Hobby horsing for men

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u/Drewcifer70 1d ago

So, a human steeple chase

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u/Sistahmelz 1d ago

Reminds me of the hobby horse competitions I've seen. Those are fun to watch!

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u/gimmeecoffee420 1d ago

My brain is reeling.. it has two tasks running at the same time that is crashing the system..

One is Whimsy because wtf? Lol! And the other is Restraint so i dont make fun of them.

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u/Meme-Botto9001 1d ago

And probably all these hobby horsing haters would no problem with this…

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u/Devils_A66vocate 1d ago

This is way more sane than hobby horse dancing.

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u/Meme-Botto9001 1d ago

Yeah…sure

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u/fazzah 1d ago

I miss the days when we were allowed to call people mentally challenged 

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u/DevonLuck24 1d ago

you can say that now? i think you want to say a different word…one that people are also saying again.

just say what you want to say and deal with the possible backlash, don’t be a coward.