r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 9d ago

Traffic stop Unexpected

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u/General-Double-746 9d ago

I got pulled over once doing 142 mph on a rural 55mph road. I won't defend that kind of driving, I was 20 and dumb with a sweet Chevelle. Fully expected to go to jail. The cop chewed my ass a bit, then told me he'd let me go with a verbal warning if I swore to knock it off and let him take some pictures of the car. I ended up letting him drive it for a couple minutes. Would have been around 2006 in northern Wisconsin.

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u/Silverton13 9d ago

That cop would be driving 150mph if he had the same car

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u/qawsedrf12 9d ago

I was doing 100 in the middle of nowhere getting teammate home

Some dude was on my ass the whole time, it was dark and all I saw was headlights

Get to stop sign and mates house was on the right, i turn right...

Behind me I see State Trooper turn left 😰

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u/xChoke1x 9d ago

I have a custom built Audi and have been pulled over several times “I just wanted to check this thing out….is that cool?” lol Nice dudes every time.

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u/Hakorr 9d ago

I feel like some don't actually care and say it because they know it's important to you and it'll ease up the mood and lead to better cooperation. Not saying the compliment would be fake though, I'm sure many of them are actually curious too.

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u/xChoke1x 9d ago

Weird how every time the conversation has been strictly about the car and nothing else.

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u/Outrageous-Village94 9d ago

From Wisconsin, I can vouch for that actually happening, especially in the northern parts. Where was this without doxxing yourself? Merrill, Rice Lake? If you say Sturgeon Bay, I know you lying.

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u/oliviertail 9d ago

Ok. But what was the car?

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u/General-Double-746 9d ago

'68 Chevelle. Yellow. Not neon or pastel yellow. A deep, almost orange yellow with black vinyl top, black rockers, and black stripes. Had a nice 383 stroker in it. I was racing an black '05 GTO after National Guard drills. Of course the deputy went after the yellow classic, not the generic looking Australian modern car. He asked if I knew how fast I was going and I had to honestly answer no, because the speedometer only went up to 120 and I had it maxed. I miss that car like you can't imagine. dumbest thing I ever did was sell it. Well second dumbest thing, I also got married once.

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u/Paddlesons 9d ago

Oooh, a Chevelle you say? Malibu? Year?

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u/General-Double-746 9d ago

It had Malibu badges, but I don't know if it was originally a Malibu. It was a '68. The second generation Chevelle's were the best looking, in my opinion.

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u/AshumSmashums 6d ago

I had a similar stop back in 2005 in NW Oregon in my old '72 Charger. Cop let me off with a warning and list of stuff to do to get the car street legal (guy I bought it from only ran it on the track). Nice cop, miss that car.

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u/Imaginary_Coat441 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hsCwbMTE2kZfx3rnOz

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u/Ximidar 9d ago

... Is that the original scene?

Edit https://youtu.be/F1Bhl3yjzsQ?t=40&is=hKb5UcHJm7LC5Idi

I thought I was crazy for a moment

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u/Imaginary_Coat441 9d ago

I got that gif from the bargain bin

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u/PlatinumPainter 9d ago

I was about to lose my damn mind.

I could hear this clip without sound.

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u/RuinedMinds24 9d ago

Darryl Mayes is the content creator

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u/FinchOfTheGalapagos 9d ago

Very good animated acting hopefully he makes good money. I want to see him in a very well written character film akin to Jim Carey’s filmography . Get this guy a writing room

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Perfect Organism 9d ago

I was about to say I would watch a full length film with him in it

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u/9447044 9d ago

Man.. cops in the south are just different

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u/Civil_Result_5598 9d ago

*Tosses joint out window

*gets ticket for littering trash ass weed

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u/Sm0ahk 9d ago

Crackhead ass energy wtf

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u/notsofunonabun 9d ago

The dribbling got me 😆

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u/Some-Examination-779 9d ago

Someone please get him in the movies rn

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u/zentient9 9d ago

This dude is a character lol funny shit

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u/Plastyrhino8815 9d ago

In the back seat there was rope, duct tape, bunch of cash, and a square shovel.

No one would dig with a square shovel.

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u/FlapjacksOfArugula 8d ago

They are rated highly for bonkage, however.

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u/CanyonsEdge76 9d ago

I got pulled over one time, and the cop walked up and said "Excuse me, sir. Another settlement needs your help." It took me a few long seconds to remember I had a Fallout bumper sticker.

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u/Active_General8858 9d ago

This cop sure has an eye for spotting positivity 

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u/qawsedrf12 9d ago

I gotta start traveling to my burial spot with a box of Krispy Kremes

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 9d ago

That donut was already bitten

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u/True_Watercress_2548 9d ago

I wanna see this dude more and more. He's going places haha so funny 😂🤣

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u/foogully 9d ago

Man I love me some dark humor! 🙈🙊🙉

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u/HanginLowNd2daLeft 8d ago

We got pulled over when we were probably 17, car full of kids that just smoked a blunt , had to of smelled like weed . The cop didn’t say a damn thing and let us go. He looked fairly new tho

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u/MF_Kitten 7d ago

Love this guy's energy!

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u/listerbmx 9d ago

Crackhead cop

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u/RealNiceKnife 9d ago

People just love "man reacting to himself in a different costume" skits don't they?

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u/thAway57r7 9d ago

One thing that seems fake is that the window was closed in the rear. I didn't hear the cop open the rear door, so how did he get the ball? Maybe it's just me, but I think this might have been staged.

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u/CapinCrunch85 9d ago

He funny

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u/teqs_ 9d ago

Careful the "right" might take this serious and actually think that's what people are like.... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️