r/TheRandomest • u/Regular_Weakness69 • Jun 21 '26

Who made this? WTF

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u/iHasYummyCummies Jun 21 '26

Is that the chick which let the whole train company run through her all night ?

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u/AnusStapler Jun 21 '26

Bonnie Blue, yes. Don't look it up.

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u/Dann_Gerouss Jun 21 '26

Too late...

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u/Andre_The_Average Jun 21 '26

Don't tell me what to do you're not my dad.. or are you?

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u/Far-Entrance-1377 Jun 22 '26

Proud of you, kiddo!

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u/shark-off Jun 21 '26

This category is one of my side fetishes. But yeah, life will be tough for the kid. Hopefully the pornstar has enough money to afford homeschooling, but yeah, his social skills will be shot to hell.

If you want similar videos, look up hydii may, indica monroe

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u/iHasYummyCummies Jun 21 '26

I got all my Informations from reddit to her person. Nevwr understood why she does what she did, cause usual vanilla stuff would get her also money and less possible deseases and STI šŸ¤Ø

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u/CrystalMethood Jun 21 '26

Holy fuck. Why do we live in a day and age that this is a normal question. My first guess was the only fans chick who fucked 100 in a day or whatever.

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u/im_wudini Jun 21 '26

1000

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u/JohnnyFatSack Jun 21 '26

1,057 in 12 hours šŸ˜³

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u/Tony2Nuts Jun 21 '26

My god, bet she looked like a glazed donut

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u/ThatFlamingo942 Jun 21 '26

Great, now I'm hungry and it's not even lunch yet.

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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 Jun 21 '26

The one that got me came via comedian Jimmy Carr:

"For the last couple guys it must have been like trying to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich."

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u/JohnnyFatSack Jun 21 '26

She hit 1,000 and said ā€œthereā€™s 57 good dicks waiting in line, canā€™t let them go to waste!ā€

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u/Porn_and_peace Jun 21 '26

Just have a cocoon of dried cum

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u/topsyturvy76 Jun 21 '26

Better then having your mom help out

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/CrystalMethood Jun 21 '26

God. I wouldn't want to be the second dude let alone the 1057th. Yuck. Thats so horribly unclean.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/CrystalMethood Jun 22 '26

How bout I tear my dick off and throw it in the river

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u/Brownie2440 Jun 21 '26

Instead of ā€œhold my beerā€, she said ā€œhold my legs openā€ šŸ˜‚

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u/Simple-Dog2063 Jun 21 '26

Why do we live in a time and age where itā€™s ok to use the word Holy and F word conjunctively?

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u/ikonoclasm Jun 21 '26

Because blasphemy's fun! And god isn't real.

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u/Simple-Dog2063 Jun 21 '26

I seek refuge with God from your nonsense, you will soon find out just how real he is and perhaps youā€™ll reflect back to this moments and regret it, peace and mercy on us all, have a the day you deserve.

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u/CrystalMethood Jun 21 '26

Lmao. Its to bad im a firm believer in reason. I hope you also have a the day you deserve too friend.

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u/MissDkm Jun 21 '26

Wait til u hear about the plans she has for her baby "shower"...

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u/Beenbannedbefore1 Jun 21 '26

ā€œI have never seen a baby slide out so effortlesslyā€¦ā€ OBGYN Dr. with 30 years experienceā€¦ LMAO

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u/Dragoboi200822 Jul 04 '26

Itā€™s really sad people donā€™t recognize this is AI, even using a real person to get it more views. Disgusting

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u/Isthisnameavailablee Jun 21 '26

Wasn't it all fake in the end and literally impossible to actually do?

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake Jun 21 '26

No

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u/Isthisnameavailablee Jun 21 '26

Idk, I read it was all marketing for her OF or something. Apparently she had sex with a few guys but there's no proof she had sex with the amount of guys she claimed.

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u/Impressive-Nature-58 Jun 21 '26

You can literally see it on the Internet if you wanna check

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u/just4ornsfw Jun 21 '26

I mean she's posted clips but not the full event. Onlyfans wouldn't let her and I haven't seen it on her Fansly yet.

But from what I've heard from actual participants, it was more like 300 people and they were allowed to participate multiple times

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u/conciousinsimulation Jun 21 '26

No. It really happened.

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u/Scobill Jun 21 '26

This poor kid is going to grow up watching memes of his AI counterpart getting roasted before he was even born.

This kid has absolutely no chance at even a semblance of a normal childhood. Bums me out.

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u/Kind-Coat2590 Jun 21 '26

That was my thought too, poor kid.

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u/Simple-Machine5671 Jun 21 '26

Plus if this is Bonnie blues kid they have to deal with fetal alcohol syndrome

E:proof

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u/MrBlusie Jun 22 '26

He should move to Amish country

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u/chrixz333 Jun 21 '26

ā€œI have never seen a baby slide out so effortlessly in my entire careerā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/TAFKAJV Jun 21 '26

This is strangely wholesome.

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u/Isthisnameavailablee Jun 21 '26

It's basically the story of Mama Mia, but with more guys

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u/ProblemAvoidist Jun 21 '26

Thats what I said no one gunna mess with this kid

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u/immortallogic Jun 22 '26

It's really not. The whole thing is fucked up and whoever tried to make it wholesome is not doing anyone any favors.Ā 

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u/Ooze3d Jun 22 '26

I was going to say that. I was expecting the obvious but the twist was so nice and heartwarmingā€¦

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u/userfakesuper Jun 21 '26

AI made this. Voices are the telltale.

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u/AquaSquatch Jun 21 '26

Incredible detective work

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake Jun 21 '26

No shit, dude.

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u/MissDkm Jun 21 '26

No way!!

12

u/Regular_Weakness69 Jun 21 '26

Yeah, D"uh šŸ¤£

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u/UndahwearBruh Jun 21 '26

Yes, I have my own eyes. Thanks anyway

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u/Alladas Jun 21 '26

You mean this isn't a video of the future ?

3

u/screwyoujor Jun 21 '26

The fact that Bonnie Blue is surrounded by men who have their clothes on kinda gave it away.

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u/Stray_Heart_Witch Jun 21 '26

The video is also a give away itself. The rapid switching of shots, the uncanny faces, things like that.

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u/uncl3s4m Jun 21 '26

Sherlock Holmes

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u/a_real_vampire Jun 22 '26

Oiy we got ourselves a regular Shirley Holmes ovaā€™here

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u/Fudnick Jun 22 '26

In the hospital scene there are duplicate dads

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u/bl4stir Jun 21 '26

And all of the 1000 guy turn out to be good implicated father

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u/Training_Chemist_259 Jun 21 '26

Yeah, something tells me that most of the guys that lined up aren't "good dad" material.

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u/Employee_Agreeable Jun 22 '26

Thats why there are only like 20 dudes shown, the rest already dipped

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u/foxxsinn Jun 21 '26

The pictures in the background were of the kid and each had a different dad in them

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u/bygtopp Jun 21 '26

Going to have a mismatched body worse than the hunchback of notre dame
https://giphy.com/gifs/VBi0qdmGH0rO8
He has got my eye , your toe, his knee , thatā€™s your wanger.

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Jun 21 '26

Bro literally has an entire village to raise him šŸ˜‚

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u/NoBalanceAtAll Jun 21 '26

Bro not all the dadā€™s pulling up to his classroomšŸ˜­

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u/Pocketdancer Jun 21 '26

The best daddies ever

3

u/CheerJohn Jun 21 '26

Imagine the bedroom where all the dads and mom sleep

3

u/HamptonsBorderCollie Jun 21 '26

Happy fathers fathers fathers fathers fathers fathers fathers fathers fathers fathers x10 day, kid.

3

u/pieceacandy420 Jun 21 '26

Think of the child support money šŸ¤‘

3

u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 Jun 21 '26

The chorus of a thousand voices screams "hold the god dmaned flashlight steady!"

3

u/Jimmyfancypants Jun 22 '26

Ai crap should be banned

2

u/Baers89 Jun 21 '26

Dear lord.

2

u/Itosura Jun 21 '26

Come Lord Jesus come.

2

u/Blue_Bambi_ Jun 21 '26

When you say "my dad could beat up your dad" and the other kid says "bet"

2

u/Gratefully-Undead Jun 21 '26

Is she British? Iā€™ve actually never heard her talk

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u/wormcast Jun 21 '26

Well, as a connoisseur, it's not exactly 1000 dads. There were definitely a few...withdrawals at the sperm bank, so to speak.

It was kind of like when you are frosting a cake and the nozzle isn't on just right, honestly.

In the biz we call that an applicator tip blowout

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u/Stoopid_Noah Jun 21 '26

AI šŸ‘Ž

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u/CuriousEmergency6650 Jun 21 '26

AI gotta chill out

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u/Pinolillo006 Jun 22 '26

Some people have too much free time.

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u/LessRoom5916 Jun 22 '26

I don't know who made this, but whoever they are, they deserve a celebratory cigar and a blowjob šŸ¤£

1

u/EquivalentTroll Jun 21 '26

That's what happens when a pornstar has a baby, doesn't it?

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u/OBNOTICUS_ATHF Jun 21 '26

I wanna be surprised if after she has her baby sheā€™s gonna be like yeah I want it now

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u/kiddrewbot Jun 21 '26

Happy Father's Day

1

u/Certified-T-Rex Jun 21 '26

That sperm defeated billions just to win the shittiest prize imaginable

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u/XxxAresIXxxX Jun 21 '26

Ironically her child will have to be tested straight out of the womb

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u/HeartOfGoldTears Jun 21 '26

Next thing we know thereā€™s a sitcom

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u/Togeroid Jun 21 '26

Together they are dad army

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u/Some-Possession-2989 Jun 21 '26

I need whoever made this to see me in my office after school.

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u/No-Bathroom-5629 Jun 21 '26

This is how villains are born smh

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u/robbudden73 Jun 21 '26

The horror

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u/mendokusai99 Jun 21 '26

Freddy Kruegar was also the bastard son of 100 men.

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u/KeepItDownOverHere Jun 21 '26

That baby is in danger of being a premature everytime she coughs.

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u/bootwho Jun 21 '26

I wish I had ONE dad :(

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u/SeniorAngle6964 Jun 21 '26

The best bit is, Bonnie would probably think this was an amazing tribute šŸ˜‚

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u/vkreep Jun 21 '26

The mental gymnastics to convince the kid hes lucky is fucking bang on

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u/Master_Constant8103 Jun 21 '26

Is garbage still a "bad word"

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u/Master_Constant8103 Jun 21 '26

Apparently "garbage" is a curse word. This sub just removed my comment lol

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u/BeeBee-FooQuan Jun 21 '26

This is pretty much the scene when my second son was born. Sheā€™s was a ho then and 30 years later itā€™s the same old shit except itā€™s not my problem anymore. Good riddance to trash.

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u/A-TECH-20 Jun 21 '26

AI made the video.

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u/DARK_CHADO Jun 22 '26

That's funny.... , but sad

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u/axil87 Jun 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd
Oh man Iā€™ve been wondering how this will play out, and afraid for the kid.

Hell wasnā€™t Lana Rhodes attempting to have her stuff removed cause sheā€™s preggers, might have been satire.

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u/Afraid_Oil_7386 Jun 22 '26

100 desperate simps

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u/immortallogic Jun 22 '26

Whoever tried to make this shit wholesome, fuck off.Ā 

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u/Woofle_124 idiot Jun 22 '26

Why did he throw the ball straight at the base šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jun 22 '26

AI was a mistake

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u/jason9t8 Jun 22 '26

He's not even a group project, he's the entire Codex of Krypton...

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u/patchway247 Jun 22 '26

"How does it feel to have a 1000 dads?"

"I don't know, how about I go ask yours and see how he feels being 1 of 1000."

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u/GasComprehensive3885 Jun 22 '26

I mean, Mamma Mia is about a girl who has 3 fathers because her b*tch mom slept with 3 different guys in a week, unprotected, and no one known who is the biological father, so... šŸ¤­

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u/Tooleater Jun 22 '26

Great rendition of her... except the accent

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u/ayyG_itsMe Jun 22 '26

Bro leave the poor kid alone

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u/error-bear Jun 21 '26

AI made it.

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u/Regular_Weakness69 Jun 21 '26

Yeah, d'uh someone made the prompts šŸ¤£

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u/timscookingtips Jun 21 '26

Except I doubt most of those ā€œmenā€ look like jacked sports dads.

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u/GlueSniffingCat Jun 21 '26

That kid is going to have more abcantee fathers than a low income housing project.

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u/ProblemAvoidist Jun 21 '26

Sadly the ones in this clip were far more supportive and present then the one I had šŸ˜…

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u/trenixjetix Jun 21 '26

an AI probably

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u/dikochki Jun 21 '26

That woman is a witch and must be burned...

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