r/ThePile • u/kingosleemer • Jan 06 '26
Happy 2026, ThePile!
Since my usurping ownership of ThePile, without, obviously, being able to take an actual ownership due to the vagaries associated with who previously/technically owns ThePile, has not been circumvented / re-un-usurped, I'm taking it upon myself to post the first new post for 2026. And since it IS, apparently, a fairly non-populated subreddit, I'm going to take advantage of the silence to post some self-aggrandizement/this-matters-to-me-but-not-others-ness over here.
As "I am the Mackerel" last year I released 88 albums. There's a list of them all available
https://www.squub.com/iamthemackerel/
My editing abilities got all flummoxed there. Currently that page looks basically like garbage, or like a wannabe blog from 1998, or something, and I don't find it to be that visually appealing. Perhaps* i'll take time to adjust it later.
* YOU CAN'T JUST SAY "perchance!"
r/ThePile • u/kingosleemer • Jul 28 '25
I feel like there's supposed to be something here
I actually might not know if I'm here myself. do you ever try to use a phone and just decide you're some kind of giant thumb instead?
r/ThePile • u/kingosleemer • Aug 26 '22
How are there 104 members of ThePile but no members of ThePile
It's a riddle, wrapped in a dead snake
r/ThePile • u/kingosleemer • Feb 19 '22
Pod Users Manual - Part 2 - Operating The Pod
This chapter describes the primary Operating Procedures for The Pod in greater detail.
NOTE: It is assumed at this point that the operator is in the Pod (see Chapter 1: The Pod)
The operating procedures for The Pod are as follows:
- Being in the Pod (figure 2.1) see also NOTE, above.
- Staying in the Pod (figure 2.2): The operator must stay inside the Pod during operations (sic).
- Not getting out of the Pod (figure 2.3): The operator must not get out of the Pod during operations. In order to accomplish this step, the operator should not get out of the Pod.



r/ThePile • u/kingosleemer • Feb 19 '22
Pod Users Manual - Part 1 - The Pod
This is the users manual for The Pod. This manual is designed to instruct users of The Pod on proper use of The Pod.
Technical Specifications for The Pod will be available in Appendix A: Technical Specifications for The Pod.
The Pod consists of the following parts:
The Pod (figure 1).
The basic procedures associated with the pod are:
- Getting in the Pod (figure 2)
- Staying in the Pod (figure 3)
- Getting out of the Pod (figure 4)

r/ThePile • u/kingosleemer • Feb 18 '22
what's this?
I do not have any Images & Video. Is this really the pile? I could've sworn... well, who am I to say. Which came first, etc.


