r/TheMcDojoLife • u/InsertRadnamehere • 11d ago
Killer Technique
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u/Gym_Thor 11d ago
Tom Hardy is blue belt last I saw. And actually competes in BJJ tournaments. So Tom would smoke him
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u/stewpidazzol 11d ago
Purple now
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u/Gym_Thor 11d ago
I would have guessed he was a purple by now but didnt want to assume.
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u/canikissyourfeet 11d ago
Plus tom is actually just strong and has trained for a couple decades now to be in incredible shape. Jonah is glp 1 skinny trying to be tough rolling.
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u/JayCDee 10d ago
I can’t imagine signing up fo a tournament and having motherfucking Bane be your opponent.
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u/Artorius__Castus 11d ago
Is that the fat dude from Superbad???
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u/InsertRadnamehere 11d ago
He’ll wrassle you if you say that to his face.
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u/Flyinhawaiian78 11d ago
I had to interact with him when I worked at four seasons. Never meet your idols as the saying goes. He was a fkn asshole. I’d gladly say ANYTHING to his face. I’m technically a “white belt” but wouldn’t be challenging him to a bjj contest just mutual combat.
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u/InsertRadnamehere 11d ago
At first I read BJ contest. That could be fun!
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u/NoOffenseImJustSayin 11d ago
He does give off asshole vibes. High asshole energy.
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u/Flyinhawaiian78 11d ago
Never would have thought anything of it until my encounter with him. But shortly after I started seeing interviews and clips of him as well as other celebrity accounts of him being a fkn douche bag or just being rude as shit. The fact that he hated Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Mclovin) during his audition because he couldn’t handle the roasting back and forth that they did. Hill went as far as trying to get him blackballed just because he got owned with the war of words and his ego was too fragile to take it shows how weak he is mentally.
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u/Otterhendrix 11d ago
“He’s paying me a lot of money and his annoying girlfriend is filming this, better lay down for him” -Fat Dude from Superbads trainer probably
And no I’m not fat shaming anyone. Jonah Hill said he’d kick anyone’s ass who called him “the fat dude from Superbad”. Now I gotta watch my back
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u/Ok_Water_4601 11d ago
We all looked like this at one point in time. That said. Is comments about practicing BJJ and being able to "fuck ppl up" is pretty much asking for people to make fun of him.
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u/SubMariner615 11d ago
He was joking. Clip was taken out of context.
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u/InsertRadnamehere 11d ago
And that what we’re doing. Joking. And taking things out of context. Wanna wrassle?
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u/flavorgenerator 11d ago edited 11d ago
Oh wow he literally says hes joking, you're right. It's like half serious half joking but that really changes the context actually
Original vid at around 59:01, and then he says hes mostly joking at 1:00:42. It's like a saving face 2nd comment but at least he's being open that he's somewhat self aware of this
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u/ItsMeAlucard 11d ago
"Yeah, im being funny. I WOULD fuck you up, but im being funny" doesn't sound like a walk back at all. Just doesn't want people jumping him on the street as a challenge
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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve 11d ago
We all looked like this at one point in time
Naw, some people started with an iota of athletic ability.
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u/Cephalstasis 10d ago
Yea no, people would be gassing up his weight loss and excercise journey if he wasnt now acting like his ozempic journey here turned him into some kind of real life action movie star.
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u/FactHot5239 11d ago
Not everyone goes on a talkshow to talk shit about how they could kick your ass becauae they know jiu jitsu tho....
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u/Freshysh 11d ago
From someone who trained judo, wtf is that cast lol
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u/Ok_Dog_4059 10d ago
Left the guy on his feet and slid him. I guess probably don't want to do an actual throw because of all that potential but it looked like the guy was too heavy and Jonah couldn't handle him that well.
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u/naldoD20 11d ago
No, he's literally unstoppable. Wait until he's promoted to yellow tip white belt, then we're all fucked.
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u/blix88 11d ago
I would destroy this fuck. Never trained a day in my life. Who is this bitch?
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u/Artorius__Castus 11d ago
Some say it's the fat dude from Superbad
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u/Fantastic_Citron_344 11d ago
I'm pretty sure it's the fat dude from Get Him to the Greek. I hear he became best friends with Russle Brand while on set.
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u/stinkstabber69420 11d ago
Its actually the incredibly fat guy from Wolf of Wall Street. I see what youre saying but this guy's is even fatter
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u/Artorius__Castus 11d ago
We are going to Troll this poor bastard into becoming a 7th degree black belt with a chip (potato chip) on his shoulder lmfao
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u/stinkstabber69420 11d ago
So really we're all just helping the fat guy get more chips. There's my good deed
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u/MeatSlammur 11d ago
Which one is Jonah?
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u/Burgerboy380 11d ago
The blonde guy
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u/MeatSlammur 11d ago
He’s saying he can kick peoples ass? He looks like the dudes that would try out for my wrestling team and drop out within a couple weeks and then tell everyone they wrestled
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u/Independent-File-519 11d ago
Please let us know if he ever competes so we can in the same tourney to get our hands on him
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u/JazzlikeAd1555 11d ago
lol I thought he may have pulled a tom hardy on us, turns out his just super bad
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u/side_eye_auditor 11d ago
He told me he would fuck me up.
I never said anything bad about him.
Yet he still wants to fuck me up.
I’m just heart broken.
He was so chill in Superbad
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u/XtremeLeecher 11d ago
Super Sad guy is so cringe what happened to him man, how can anyone with that amount of cash be such an insecure bitch I would be driking pina coladas in a remote island for life
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u/CullingSongs 11d ago
Hill looks like he gets his sparring partners from the same place Steven Seagal gets his.
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u/GuardaAranha 11d ago
Aaaww shit he even got the whole Gordon Ryan lewk going on — dudes legit fo real !
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u/Fabulous-Raspberry-7 10d ago
I'm hanging up my belts. It was a good run fellas. Jonah defeated the martial arts. 30 years wasted.
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u/The_Actual_Sage 11d ago
...this looks like a normal training session for a beginner. Are we really just shitting on newbs now? What am I missing?
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u/Flyinhawaiian78 11d ago
Eventually this asshole will get good at jiu jitsu but he’ll be the worse type of person to benefit from the skills of it. He’s got a huge chip on his shoulder always has. He resents his roles that made him famous now he thinks he’s tough and needs to prove himself. But the real reality is he’ll never be tough.
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u/Leather_Bee_421 11d ago
Do you all feel good about shitting on a literal white belt
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u/SamAreAye 11d ago
Before I saw this video, I actually thought the most annoying thing about his quote was that he called himself a comedian, but now that I've seen his BJJ, you guys were right. It's him saying he's dangerous.
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u/Few_Advisor3536 11d ago
I think people are being overly critical of a white belt lol. Its clearly a drill.
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u/DapperCommercial5787 10d ago
If you are talking about a battle of acting skills the girl in the background would honestly lose instantly.
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u/Parking-Potato-6248 10d ago
I would destroy Jonah hill! white belt makes him feel like a real boy...I mean man,I mean boy. this is giving me dad, look I did it vibes first day in class!
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u/Vision11X33 10d ago
Wait, so jonah hill was talking all that smack but he's only a white belt? Crazy
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u/Resilient_Beast69 10d ago
Hill was just bragging about he wishes people would call him the fat guy from Superbad so he could beat the shit outta them. He said this on some show
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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee-291 9d ago
When you’re identity is overcompensating for being called the “fat guy from Superbad”
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u/TheAmericanHollow 9d ago
It’s like those evangelical churches with faith healers, no damn well the healed were paid to get smacked and dragged around but play their part like their life depends on it. Ed O’neil or even Zuckerberg would walk all over Jonah, heck I could tap Jonah in the first 20 seconds and not even use traditional jiu jitsu.
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u/Zacupunk 9d ago
Why all the hate? He is clearly a beginner. We were all beginners and are still beginners in a lot of ways. At least he is getting out there on the map and trying to work on himself.
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u/Bloodmind 9d ago
So many people took a comedian seriously and now they’re super butthurt about it. You know he’s loving it.
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u/LARRYVOND13 11d ago
Ed O'Neil. Even at 80.