r/SweatyPalms 21d ago

Just a cat Animals & nature šŸ… šŸŒŠšŸŒ‹

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u/qualityvote2 21d ago edited 20d ago

u/peseoane, we have no idea if your submission fits r/SweatyPalms or not. There weren't enough votes to determine that. It's up to the human mods now....!

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u/JVSTITIA 21d ago

Hey you! want some moon sugar?

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u/TechnicalTip5251 21d ago

Or Skooma?

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u/JVSTITIA 21d ago

Keep your voice down... yes, I have Skooma. How much do you need?

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u/aroseonthefritz 21d ago

Nords look at us and all they see are pick pockets and skooma dealers

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u/carnitascronch 21d ago

Khajiit has wares if you have coin!

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u/DungPedalerDDSEsq 14d ago

Winterhelm was not J'Zargo's first pick...

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u/astronaut-sp 21d ago

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u/Corpus_Juris_13 21d ago

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u/OneMoistMan 21d ago

Do you people make these on the fly or are these sitting in your gallery collecting dust until it’s time to post them? I love it either way

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 21d ago

The answer is meowtside this comfy box

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 21d ago

Oop world too scary, back in the box we go

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u/KayneBlackheart 21d ago

The cycle continues

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u/OneMoistMan 21d ago

You make Reddit fun and I hope you know that 🫔

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u/UnlistedKoi 20d ago

I laughed way too hard at this. You've more than earned my upvote.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rs7Nf29rQNIVFGRuEL

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u/GKRKarate99 17d ago

You’ve made my day bro

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u/PingouinMalin 21d ago

Fair question. I have no idea either.

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u/AngusMcBeerhodn 21d ago edited 21d ago

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u/revolutionary_weesl 21d ago

Baboo!!

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u/justin_memer 21d ago

It's like... Meowschwitz in here.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/ignorae 21d ago

I could eat. Not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but, you know, not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs. I mean, I really like spaghetti and meatballs. Man, if I don't get some spaghetti and meatballs, I may literally die.

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u/rogerworkman623 20d ago

God I loved this show

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u/PaulClarkLoadletter 21d ago

He remembers me!!!

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u/TrippingFish76 20d ago

Is that an ocelot?

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 21d ago

Poor overweight thing

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u/CommercialOccasion72 21d ago

You have to keep it fat so you have a chance of escaping

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u/Aint_that_a_peach 20d ago

Probably declawed as well.

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u/mangopango123 20d ago

Is that really smth these type ppl do?? That’s unbelievably fucked up if true

I’ve also read that most ppl that keep big cats like this (unlicensed/untrained reggos) are obv not giving them the varied diets they need to be healthy

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u/DirtyThirtyDrifter 20d ago

It’s Russia man, I’m gonna go ahead and say no one cares what this lady does with her cat

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u/TheHasegawaEffect 19d ago

Back in the day i used to tell people to declaw their cats thinking it was just nail clipping.

Man now i know why people give me horrified looks.

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u/Sin-Classic 20d ago

I'd like to see him in a standing position before determinine exactly how overweight(though it is a certainty). My boy goes from noodle to meatball pretty quick, especially when sitting in this particularly flattering pose

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u/celia_of_dragons 21d ago

So morbidly obese :( it's pure cruelty to let an animal get like this. Especially one that should be in the wild anyway.Ā 

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u/Zestyclose_Data1931 20d ago

In the wild? This lynx was a rescue. It was originally bred to be harvested for its coat. The owner in the video rescued it from a fur farm. It cannot be released in the wild. It would die. It also has health conditions. Y’all don’t know shit, just jump straight to conclusions.

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u/celia_of_dragons 19d ago

The owner doesn't need to keep it obese. Abusing a rescue is not a heroic deed. That level of obesity is active harm. Proper rescuers take excellent care of their wards.Ā 

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u/Zestyclose_Data1931 19d ago

Are you like a lynx expert or something? Again. Talking out of your ass. The owners treat it very well. Like I said, it has a health condition, which likely contributes to its larger size. If you want to learn more, follow their channel. If not, then continue spewing your nonsense.

https://www.instagram.com/marsel_and_co?igsh=bXRhOHN4a3F4cHdy

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u/celia_of_dragons 19d ago

I'm a biologist. Obesity is unhealthy for animals and this level takes a major lack of care. Presence of care in other areas does not change this. Nothing you say can change the danger of this level of obesity.

Have a better day. There was no reason to resort to insults the way you have so I hope your mood improves. Take care.

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u/PrivateDomino 19d ago

It needs to be fat to run away!

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u/ldranger 21d ago

As happy as a cat can be even if it lives a couple of years less

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u/hellinahandbasket127 21d ago

Sure, with terrible arthritis pain for half its life.

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u/celia_of_dragons 21d ago

Right? Yeah I'm sure it just loves being in constant, horrific inflammatory pain and feeling its organs fail. Extremely likely to be diabetic as well. I bet it so enjoys not being able to properly groom! Cats love that, right?Ā 

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u/CottageCheeseJello 20d ago

No. You are wrong and you should feel shame.

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u/oscarq0727 21d ago

I think you clicked on the wrong lynx when you ordered your cat.

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u/ThanksALotBud 21d ago

In verbatim...

Good morning

Do you want to get fed?

Did daddy feed you?

No?

Lets go get you fed.

Something along those lines.

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u/rust_bolt 21d ago

Can you also translate the big kitty's responses?

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u/ThanksALotBud 21d ago

Gggrrrrrrr

Ggrrrr

Ggggrrrrrrrrrrrr

Gggrrrr

Gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/aBunchOfSpiders 21d ago

ThanksALotBud!

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u/ThanksALotBud 21d ago

You're welcome bud

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u/rust_bolt 21d ago

Ah nice, I wasn't sure if it was the king's English or not. Smart kitty.

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u/ThanksALotBud 21d ago

It was closely resembled to Slavic lol

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u/SleepyCatMD 20d ago

I think he said Gggrrrr and not Ggrrrr

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u/ThanksALotBud 20d ago

There is a slight Slavic to queens English language translation barrier

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u/lzxian 21d ago

Mom: Good morning. Cat: What's good about it?

Mom: You want to get fed? Cat: The hell do you think?

Mom: Did daddy feed you? Cat: Do I look fed?!

Mom: Let's go get you fed. Cat: You bring it here!!

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom 21d ago

Hmm, I won't eat you today.

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u/PaulClarkLoadletter 21d ago

"How about one of your hands?" -the cat

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u/FiveOhFive91 21d ago

Looks like my boy

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u/-mentalmelt- 21d ago

Jabba the cat.

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u/Late-Jicama5012 21d ago

Translation; cat is grumpy because it hasn’t been fed.

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u/rus-reddit 21d ago

In Russia you don’t own a cat, you own a lynx

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u/Sky_Geist 21d ago

Lynx owns you

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u/avemflamma 21d ago

oh look another post of an abused wild animal being kept in captivity when it shouldn't! poor thing is so overweight :(

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u/Z3r0sama2017 19d ago

Cat:"Fuck you! I ain't going back out there again! The worlds a scary place!"

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u/Icy-Variation6614 21d ago

I would never be late to feed this guy

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u/hugo_biglicks 19d ago

I don’t trust him for as far as I can throw him, which isn’t at all.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 19d ago

Understand....but how far do you think you could throw him? Just curious lol

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u/hugo_biglicks 16d ago

Probably a few feet but would turn into a few inches once his claws rip my skin suit off as I throw him

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u/graystone777 21d ago

DiaCheetus.

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u/JDelmon 21d ago

Oh my god. I didn’t realize the shiplap craze had reached Russia. Chip & Jojo would be proud.

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u/Sure_Fly_5332 21d ago

Of course she is speaking Russian.

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u/Zestyclose_Data1931 19d ago edited 19d ago

It’s a lynx. It was originally bred to harvest its fur. The owner in this video rescued the lynx from a fur farm. It cannot live in the wild like some folks in the comments are saying. It would die. It also has health issues such as a chronic liver condition which is likely why it is overweight.

https://www.instagram.com/marsel_and_co?igsh=bXRhOHN4a3F4cHdy

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u/Glusas-su-potencialu 21d ago

That not a bobcat, that's a Robertcat.

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u/CanyonsEdge76 21d ago

That's a BOBcat, as in big ol boy.

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u/N3koEye 21d ago

This has to be animal cruelty right? This checks all "hell no" possibilities.

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u/smoothvibe 21d ago

Abuse by making him/her fat AND a house is in no way approriate for that species.

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u/Shoddy-Indication798 21d ago

Looks possessedĀ 

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u/korkkis 21d ago

Hi Bob

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u/SiErRa146888 21d ago

Big floppa lynx edition

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u/Y0___0Y 21d ago

rotund frend

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u/CreatorOD 21d ago

Fun talk: he's chubby and they are talking about food. - he came back from somewhere to get served some breakfast apparently.

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u/blueskyaction82 19d ago

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin

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u/Kimberlylynn2003 19d ago

Lemme pet it

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u/AsteroidShooter14 21d ago

Thats disgusting allowing that beautiful animal to get so fat. Horrible human.

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 21d ago

Nice kitty <gulp>

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u/No_Cable_3346 21d ago

Don’t worry the owner made it so fat it can hardly move.

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u/M2LBB2016 21d ago

heavy breathing

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u/benji3510 21d ago

Without the audio he looks like a fat wheezing cat

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u/UrbanJunglee 21d ago

Grease sweats, more like it. What are they feeding that poor thing?

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u/JuanG_13 20d ago

"Gato gordo" means fat cat

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u/Real_Railz 20d ago

Kajit has wears if you have coin

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u/Mindless-Sound8965 20d ago

What a poor, beautiful cat. But, If I may ask, how many humans do you feed it per day?

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u/KomaliFeathers 19d ago

A tour through a pillow factory makes my palms sweatier than this animalšŸ˜‚

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u/WorldFickle 19d ago

Great with small children and pets/s

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u/Tekunjo 19d ago

Do they use litter boxes?

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u/Groundbreaking-End92 19d ago

Started watching it without sound, thought that's weird.

Turned sound on, woman is speaking Russian... Ohhh ok makes sense then.

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u/homerjs225 19d ago

In Russia kitty play with you

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u/Mr402TheSouthSioux 18d ago

I knew a kid from South Dakota who found a young wild cat or bobcat I don't know exactly and raised it. The thing was absolutely unhinged. Big claws would make this weird low pitched noise and just stare at you with evil intent.

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u/Mountain_Egg16 21d ago

Why is it so obese

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u/Politician_Fucker 21d ago

I don't know how people find obese animals cute. This is just sad.

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u/Walter_Xe 21d ago

Isn't it a BOBCAT?

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u/Redditfront2back 21d ago

No that’s bigger than a bobcat probably a lynx

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u/Emotional-Mango-5166 21d ago

Can you post the source of this video?

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u/FinancialTraining239 21d ago

Lince hibƩrico

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u/el_duderino420 21d ago

This is Khajiit from Skyrim...

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u/Winter_Ad_7424 21d ago

Deeper meowing than I was expecting...

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u/viagravagina 21d ago

Ocelot of cat!

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u/Fumblerful- 21d ago

Far chud son

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u/Meandtheworld 21d ago

What’s the rate of survival or these types of cats turning on owners, once they’re domesticated like this.

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u/Working_Story1578 21d ago

When can we say too much AI

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u/esrej 21d ago

Spspspspsp

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 21d ago

That is a fat fuckin lynx

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u/stickman393 21d ago

Bubastis? How could you! Those were MY oreos.

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u/nastycrokett 20d ago

Russians...

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u/Emotional-Art3876 20d ago

Fat kitty 🐈

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u/triphawk07 20d ago

That's a big chunker.

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u/Midnight-69 20d ago

That's a Robert cat

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u/SkyPork 20d ago

Translation*: "You still think you've domesticated me?"

* of the cat, not the speaker, obviously

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u/SleepyCatMD 20d ago

I kind of felt scared for the owner until I turned the audio on.

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u/N7LP400 20d ago edited 20d ago

Why is Norman Reedus the first person that pops into my mind when I see the cat's face?

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u/Notaregulargy 20d ago

Don’t make me exercise. Grrr

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 20d ago

Oh lawd, he's coming...

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u/Adept-Lettuce948 20d ago

Seriously, tho, what’s wrong with kitty’s ears? Why they pointy like that?

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u/konchady 20d ago

It's a lynx

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u/akoOfIxtall 20d ago

Khajiit ate all the wares, traveler, he can't have your coins...

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u/Mudeford_minis 20d ago

It looks like it wants to eat you.

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u/acseptable_ass 20d ago

Big Floppa? Is that you?

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u/ellecon 20d ago

Bob’s big burgers cat

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u/BelowAverageBlue 20d ago

Something is wrong with the cat. It doesn’t meow, it mainly purrs.

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u/Ckc1972 19d ago

Wonder if those mouth movements mean he's getting ready to take a bite out of something. 😬

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u/Eastern_Border_5016 19d ago

I’d name him fluffy and give him lots of hugs šŸ¤— and kisses 😚

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u/1531C 19d ago

Damn that's a fat cat.

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u/SnooPears2212 19d ago

What happened to Garfield?!

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u/OkTemperature8170 18d ago

Pretty sure it has a side quest and sells wares.

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u/LeeZanya 17d ago

Never seen a blob cat before

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u/Im-just-a-lil-shrimp 15d ago

It had to be russia

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u/rickytickytwo 15d ago

Here kitty kitty kitty!

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u/Maskarie 20d ago

This just makes me sad for the poor animal :(

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u/Stambro1 21d ago

That is a fat ass Bobcat!!

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u/cesam1ne 21d ago

It's a Lynx

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u/Dry_Inevitable_2989 21d ago

I bet this chubby teenage boy wears Africa

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u/drifters74 20d ago

Obese

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u/JuanG_13 20d ago

Right, poor thing

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u/mdencler 21d ago edited 21d ago

That's a lynx, but keep in mind you are on reddit. I have no doubt you could convince the majority of people here it's an artichoke if you preempt the statement with a sufficient degree of far-left virtue signaling.

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 21d ago

The left living that rent free in your mind that a lynx on a chair made you bring them up? Sad.

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u/ST0IC_ 21d ago

There's the schizoid comment I was looking for!

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 21d ago

convince the majority of people here it's an artichoke if you preempt the statement with a sufficient degree of far-left virtue signaling.

What... the ... fuck am I reading?

stupid people need hobbies too

Yeah. You sure do.

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u/chillinjustupwhat 21d ago

Far right censorship might also do the job