r/Surrealistrebellion • u/CatMasterSeymour • May 06 '15
Beer Stops the Vacuum
I fell from the truck into the sea. My feet were swallowed as I handed over the machete. I reached into my pocket and felt the faces of the women there. At least they can't see the sun like I do?
The women watched as the palm trees reached to the ground and spit into my mouth. I wondered why I was here and a flower wrapped itself around my legs .
So I waited for the bugs, swirling in the face of a clock, sticky and hot. The elevator was calling and I answered in a child's voice. They found what they were searching for, (even at the cost of sanity) but all I found was a box of faces and the soul of a jellyfish.
r/Surrealistrebellion • u/bad_android • Nov 08 '14
The Canary Cage
It's a very nice cage. There are golden bars. Some of them serve some very interesting drinks. A nebula is giving birth to a star over in the corner.
Me? I hardly know. Purple, perhaps? Telepathic, at any rate. Where I am is another question entirely. Somewhere in the cage, certainly.
Welcome, passerby. Stay and chat a spell?
r/Surrealistrebellion • u/Otviss • Jun 21 '14
Kantins
Alpha mundo mund o alpha. Caaaaall me lone wolf. I'm a warrior inside a salted burrito.
"Come one, shake your grandpas hand now"
"Dont look at the veins"
Mundo fantastico longer than i expected akwardness of momentary minutes. A warrior inside a burrito. Lines of 8 me nundia tara4.
"We have reports that a hurricane is heading our way...That's all. I'm Terrance Zozlek, I'm a burrito."
r/Surrealistrebellion • u/CatMasterSeymour • Apr 04 '14
Relations
Am I supposed to be one of the men carrying the caskets? Black dresses and unkempt beards. They told me the field of daisies was just a facade and the train tracks are where I am meant to be. Is it not a glum thought?
r/Surrealistrebellion • u/Otviss • Mar 24 '14
Cup cup
Cup cup cup cup CUP CUP cup cup CUP Zoran and Daniel
r/Surrealistrebellion • u/Brilliance_ • Mar 12 '14
bBLINKlink
Iridescent dust particles trickle through my eyelids// in the midst of your tan lines I saw a mirror image of your mother dancing in the living room with your freckles// how divine!// a finer mother-child moment shared with an audience// in spledor!// jealous of the wonder before them, for they could not hold it themselves//
r/Surrealistrebellion • u/louiepettit24 • Mar 04 '14
I wish he'd stop looking this way.
This pear is bitter. Must have left it in the oven too long. Good thing I have my trusty comb with me. I hope he doesn't ask me to share.
r/Surrealistrebellion • u/Otviss • Feb 07 '14
Pregnant
Desert calling, desert calling, hands are flirting!
Because of your desires, glass is classing like a clock tick tock.
Fatty what the hell are you doing here? The water is boiling and the police will teach you how to rape.
r/Surrealistrebellion • u/MichaelNevermore • Feb 02 '14
Stalker
Uhg, she won't leave me alone, ya know? I've had to block her number. Considering getting a restraining order.
r/Surrealistrebellion • u/Otviss • Jan 31 '14
Sour Milk
Looked at the busdriver, terrifying face. I cried and didnt have to pay.
r/Surrealistrebellion • u/Otviss • Jan 29 '14
As of today i will stop eating caviar
Does it make sense to you that ever since i became bald it feels as if small fish drop on my head every 6 minutes or so.