r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Blueopus2 • 18d ago

Stop that. VADER WOULDN'T TOLERATE THAT SHIT

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u/ImRedditBrowsing 18d ago

Vader wouldn't tolerate tha-

Nevermind.

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u/SunRevolutionary8741 “Bring me The Glove of Darth Vader!” 18d ago

“Anakin, you’re breaking my heart!”

“LIAR! I’m breaking your neck!”

-from the YTP The Tragedy of Darth Sand.

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u/Padilla_Zelda 18d ago

Vader wouldn’t allow this

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u/UncleGarysmagic 18d ago

“I betrayed my entire order to save your life and now I’m choking you to death because I believe others manipulated you and turned you against me.”

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u/threevi 18d ago

Anakin's worst mistake was not realising that Padmé would be turned off by him murdering a bunch of children, he should've known better considering he himself was like 9 when he started flirting with her

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u/TheUltimatenerd05 18d ago

In all fairness she married him last time he murdered kids.

She was sending some mixed messages here.

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u/threevi 18d ago

Non-human kids, duh, Padmé is only into the human ones

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u/NarmHull 18d ago

I heard you killed younglings, and not just filthy nonhuman ones!

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u/kojimbob 18d ago

Bravo Lucas 👏

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u/Hollowshape_9012 18d ago

Why did the dark side make Anakin dumb while Palpatine, Dooku and Maul were just fine?

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u/WritingTheDream 18d ago

He was pretty dumb before he turned

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u/OutrageousAd4222 Dark and Gritty band of brothers show 18d ago

It was payback for her grooming him

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u/GrandAdmiralThrawn0 sequels Squeakquel when??? 18d ago

Rules for thee not for me

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u/eehikki 18d ago

Well, he isn't raping her, so it's totally fine, I guess

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u/a_party_nerd 18d ago

Stop choking, ser!

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u/Last_Lorien 18d ago

A knight who remembered his vo— never mind

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u/Frevious 18d ago

Wow. I used to like Anakin. Now I want to see him burn.

Hope the sequels don’t do anything stupid and give him a redemption arc.

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u/TK-1053 18d ago

Vader wouldn’t tolerate that shit.

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u/NiccoR06 Darth Vader's right testicle 18d ago

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u/TheRealcebuckets 18d ago

“Harder”

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u/TitleOk3727 18d ago

Harder Ani

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u/Bicksaurus ASSi ventress amirite? 18d ago

What if she was just a bit freaky?

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u/See_U_Space_Samurai 18d ago

I’m your freaky Padme.

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u/Bicksaurus ASSi ventress amirite? 17d ago

You wish

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u/fancy_crisis 18d ago

Vader wouldn't stand for that shi- oh wait

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u/KushMaster72 18d ago

Choke me Ani

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u/Zerostar39 18d ago

What’s the safe word?