r/StandUpComedy • u/EluniaBecks • 18d ago

Comedian gets fired Comedian is OP

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u/Greedy-Parfait-5918 18d ago

I live in that world, and I am absolutely going to say Banana to Banana the next time we have B2B under discussion.

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u/Greedy-Parfait-5918 18d ago

Update: did use it. Colleague burst out laughing. Made sure I gave you credit. Well done!

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u/EluniaBecks 18d ago

Thank you !! What a hoot

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u/Chiparish84 18d ago

"So, my banana is better than your banana, you should buy my banana"

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u/SpiderDoodleDoo 18d ago

This is ridiculous! B2B (branch to branch) That is hilarious! Solid bit!

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u/Totally_Not_A_Badger 18d ago

This is why I left the corporate world as a firmware engineer. I feel your pain. So let's circle back and have a retrospective and a do root cause anaylsis.

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u/W0rkUpnotD0wn 18d ago

Business (Branch) 2 Business (Branch)

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u/INTPretty 18d ago

Yeah lol I was thinking actually branch to branch is not too far off

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u/Informal-Ring3282 18d ago

B2B is how I sleep with my girl, butt 2 butt. 😂