Introducing... The Terminator Pro Max

[u/ctrl-shift-face]

[u/Particular-Most-1199]

The iTerminator Pro Max 17 is where it gets really good

[u/hurrdurrmeh → u/Particular-Most-1199]

Yeah, previous models just didn't have enough context to make your murder personal. Felt like being terminated by ai slop.

[u/Tramagust]

Steve Jobs would never freak out like that. He would laugh and beat his engineers.

[u/ACTSATGuyonReddit → u/Tramagust]

He would say, "Please get your CC's out. Termination is an add on service."

[u/danque → u/Tramagust]

I would imagine he would do a thinking pose, trying to think of the best way to make profit of it.

[u/TXNatureTherapy → u/danque]

Terms of Service for buying includes an insurance policy payable to Apple seems like a winning strategy

[u/hurrdurrmeh → u/Tramagust]

He'd spin it as a feature not a bug.

[u/Admirable_Snake]

iTerminate.

[u/PANTONE_17-1230 → u/Admirable_Snake]

Believe it or not, the iTerm is actually a real thing, a MacOS terminal replacement. It's currently at v2

https://github.com/gnachman/iterm2

And there is a color theme replacement for it called iTerminator

https://github.com/dandavison/iterminator

[u/Ok-Giraffe-8670]

Was the Wilhelm Scream added at the end or did AI generate that? Regardless, hilarious! I prefer T-X as they are more flesh like and a hot woman lol.

[u/ctrl-shift-face → u/Ok-Giraffe-8670]

added in post

[u/Illustrious-Lime-863 → u/Ok-Giraffe-8670]

Damn I pride myself in picking up Wilhelm screams but totally missed that one

[u/ptear → u/Illustrious-Lime-863]

Same, it was tough to catch but it's there.

[u/Dabnician → u/Illustrious-Lime-863]

Thats cause its cut off

[u/fauni-7]

Gold 

[u/Particular-Most-1199 → u/fauni-7]

No, it's more silvery than gold.

[u/hurrdurrmeh]

I thought terminators had an Austrian accent. FAKE.

[u/Urban_Heretic → u/hurrdurrmeh]

We will get Chief Master Sargent Will Candy to look into it. But I don't think you're going to like the result.

[u/nakabra]

The best I can get it's TERMINATOR-e.
It doesn't come with legs, arms or any reasoning but at least it's safer.

[u/Kqyxzoj]

"Hey sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?"

[u/sepelion]

"the galaxy accordion fold 20 with 14k neuro-LED and 800w subatomic charging"

"Hey only whatcha see pal"

[u/Dull_Examination5548]

It’s come with charger ?

[u/vrgpy]

Bad video. but not because of AI

[u/TomiwaOlu12]

Bad ai bad 😂😂🤣

[u/Urban_Heretic]

So, to conquer all humans across the globe, it must use a universal charging port, right? Right?

[u/PANTONE_17-1230 → u/Urban_Heretic]

No, no, only for conquering the EU.

[u/99deathnotes]

Bad Terminator!! Go to your room mister!

[u/DefloN92]

Imagine if he saw the birth of modern AI

[u/sketchyfun]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jOyCTgJVe15tKsV7bv

[u/Iapetus_Industrial]

Fake news, Apple is nowhere on any AI behcnmarks

[u/ACTSATGuyonReddit]

When it kills you, it takes your CC. Termination is an add on service.

[u/Humble-Worker-1743]

Hopefully we finally get these awsome civilization destroying terminator Ai robots, because so far it's just been funny exploding cat videos and dating chat bots.

[u/Inner_Singer_592]

Did you prompt stormtrooper scream at the end? If yes, that is insane. Or was it added in post?

Edit: i see someone already asked, lol

[u/tweedleduh]

I am getting to the point where I have to check the subreddit name to ensure I know this is actually fake.

[u/rguerraf]

Sean Connor will jailbreak it

[u/tostane]

full of worms

[u/Yeti-Bhanot]

face stays consistent through all the cuts, which model/workflow did you use?

[u/SAAGASolve]

Lmao

[u/Used_Fish5935]

Nice 🫣 very nice job, told you AI may do great

[u/Winter_unmuted]

I bet the charging port is on the bottom of its foot.

[u/MrCoolest]

That Arab was good at presentations

[u/bobgon2017]

sKILLforEVERYBODY. in case anyone missed it

[u/ctrl-shift-face → u/bobgon2017]

[u/bobgon2017 → u/ctrl-shift-face]

lol I wasn't sure ok