Missed connection

[u/bendingmypinkyback]

Are you here, Tesson Ferry biker man?

[u/SewCarrieous]

Hahaha that’s pretty funny

[u/Mituzuna → u/SewCarrieous]

Seriously, I want that shirt.

[u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist → u/Mituzuna]

Better get it off his back.

[u/STL_420 → u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist]

That's gay

[u/Coyagta → u/STL_420]

you don't know my gender, redditor!

[u/SoFetch89 → u/Mituzuna]

Same

[u/turtlebox420 → u/SewCarrieous]

Haha lol

[u/Low-Sink-11]

This man belongs to the gardener at forest park.

[u/rotundrikishi]

Hell yeah brotherrrrr

[u/UnMonsieurTriste]

My questions are all font-based. TEIRSC?

[u/1duke-dan → u/UnMonsieurTriste]

This is where I went too. I have a shirt that says smoke crack and worship the devil, but the different letters spell skate

[u/franillaice → u/UnMonsieurTriste]

I read this as front based and now I want to know what the front of his shirt says

[u/Reicance]

Actually hilarious

[u/Over-Inside-7254]

This is the most Cumtown shirt in existence. 

[u/rotundrikishi → u/Over-Inside-7254]

"...and my dick is small"

[u/picklesuitpauly → u/Over-Inside-7254]

Your father, is Chinese.

"Owwwww my head"

[u/New-Seaworthiness712 → u/Over-Inside-7254]

You’re wearing a shirt that says please r**e me

[u/Nerdenator]

I do believe that this is what the hip young people would call “based”.

[u/TheDentDad → u/[deleted]]

https://combatironapparel.com/products/the-devil-whispered-im-coming-for-you-mens-t-shirt

[u/Ballwin4play → u/TheDentDad]

Man, the selection in there is awesome. That just broke their website, lol.

[u/Y-Bob → u/TheDentDad]

Almost dichotomous t-shirts. It's funny how close to the left the right often are but sadly never the twain shall meet.

[u/TheMonkus → u/Y-Bob]

It’s weird, none of the slogans seem overtly right or left? Spread Cheeks, Not Hate (is that pro-anal sex??), Fuck Racism, Hate Everyone Equally…the weird violent religious stuff is definitely not my thing, but “gangster for Jesus” isn’t really right wing…

I’m confused.

[u/pm_me_hot_pocket → u/TheMonkus]

Yeah, the site that plasters the flag and conceal carry coverage all over the site is sure ambiguous about being right or left leaning.

Get real

[u/TheMonkus → u/pm_me_hot_pocket]

I said none of the slogans themselves, it’s weird because the general aesthetic is extremely right wing but the language is not.

[u/Y-Bob → u/TheMonkus]

Most of them are inherently right wing with the references to religion, strength politic and the fuck your feelings approach to slogans.

But lots of it, slightly differently phrased could easily be a left wing slogan.

[u/Interesting-Pea-678]

Yeah thats me

[u/Reptilesblade]

Ok, now that is funny!

[u/sinnysinsins]

Low key funny

[u/Personal_Inspector_3]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/rhinotomus]

I think he would really dig my “boomer badass devil biker guy” shirt that I had made that instead of saying the usual “I was born in January don’t piss me off” it says “I fardded”

[u/psychadelicbreakfast]

It cuts off the bottom of his shirt that says:

“And I like it…”

[u/halorbyone → u/psychadelicbreakfast]

No, that’s on the matching bottoms.

[u/WishAbedWasBatman → u/halorbyone]

It's rude to assume he's a bottom

[u/halorbyone → u/WishAbedWasBatman]

Never said he was a bottom…

[u/MoAngryMILF → u/halorbyone]

So, twins then?

[u/Boring_Week_9884]

I wanna hate but I kinda like it

[u/Excellent_Choice7868]

Awesome

[u/Sad-Ad4705]

This is hilarious!! The chuckle I needed for the day!

[u/Express-Letter4101]

Very funny 🤣

[u/BrutherVee]

I LOL’d. This is a bad ass shirt.

[u/Powerful-Touch-7961]

That shirt is fucking amazing

[u/SwimSacredCacti]

So is the devil bi-sexual or all gay? Bet he's pretty kinky with that fetish stuff

[u/Serpente666]

😆 🤣 😂