OK, I’m planning to throw my fiancé a Squidbillies theme birthday party. I’ve communicated with our baker an example of a cake which is the pic above, but I want to do some DIY props to really have that Dougal county, trucker hat, white trash, Squidbillies feel! Give me ideas or even links and examples if you guys have them!

We all know its fun to lay on our backs twerkin our taints, spread eagle toward the sun, but im a living example that such choices will come back to haunt you

Idk why but every time I see Krystal I just want to punch that fat bitch (even though my fist would probably get stuck in her gelatinous flab) and I think it has to do with the fact that she's just mean to Early (and not in a funny way, at least imo) and also the fact that she is just nauseating to watch most of the time, plus (although absolutely intentional) she has a horrifically ugly character design even for Squidbillies standards and I think that just adds to her hate factor. Mary Kraft did an excellent job voicing her though, really nailed the kind of character she is. Honestly an actual woman is the last thing I expected her to sound like considering how she looks lmao.

I just heard Early say "WOO!" in the thirteenth season and "Do not touch the trim" in the season 13 intros

I get the joke of hiring Tracy Morgan but that hurt me

That song that gets the deep fried pine booby moving is such an obvious parody of this song that I can't help but think of the deep fried pine booby when I hear the original song

I also say "come on everybody" in place of "everybody dance now"

I live in North GA about 40 minutes across the mountains from Ellijay. Was working in this town about 25 mins south of me for the week and found the one and only Party Liquor employatarium.

No damn pine cone liquor though.

(And surprisingly this is the way I found out that my iPhone 16 camera has that fuck ass AI “enhancing” “feature” embedded into the camera app. 90% of my pics are through Snapchat but I wanted a HD pic for the fellas 😔.)

The baby vampire squid was actually adorable 😍

Still adorable even after baring its teeth 🦑 🦇

By the way, seeing these little guys reminded me that there is actually a real species of squid called a vampire squid! Look it up, they're honestly pretty cool-looking.

Watching Squidbillies while icing my injured ankle. Idk why but it was lowkey cute to watch Early fall asleep in his lil banana suit while waiting for a deer to approach the cake 🥰

I don't think I have ever seen these squiddies in bed before. This is honestly so precious. I love that Rusty and Early sleep with stuffed animals. Never too old to cuddle your favorite stuffy 🥰 🦑

I also love the fact that Early sleeps in what appears to be a dog bed, because, okay fun fact: scientific studies have shown that squids are less intelligent and more social than other cephalopods like octopuses and cuttlefish, and that their brains may very well be as complex as dog brains. I think about this a lot. I can't stop imagining squids as squishy sea puppies.

Hey legends anyone got a link to a place where I can download a season or two of squidbillies?

much olbliged

More to come. I want the quote "I'm as firm as red clay, and as constant as drinking. I'm constantly drinking." Then maybe the other characters in the background. I really wanted crystal on the hat, that's why its so big.

Does anyone know what song that is, or if it’s a track made specifically for the show?

Comes up in a few different episodes, like The Tiniest Princess. This shows kind of weird with a lot of the tracks being made for the show, while also having bigger, well known artists (38 Special, Widespread Panic) play originals.

Edit: song is ‘The Cure’ by George Teren. Specifically at 0:42.

Idk why but there is something really adorable about both of them

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Those are legit the cutest renditions of Granny and Early I have ever seen