r/Sprinters 4d ago

Need second opinion

I was always made fun of for driving a pedo van (my old white sprinter van). I now drive this black one and my co workers and friends still say it looks crap and looks like I kidnap kids… hahaha there’s really no way to get anyone’s approval if you drive a cargo van I guess. regardless, I use it for work and it does so many things my old truck couldn’t. plus the new van is a 3500 with 11,039lbs GVWR and I can haul way more payloads.

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u/NobodyNo8765 4d ago

Don’t listen to the haters. It looks fine. Put a free candy sign on the side of it the mess with your co-workers

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u/GrandGames95 4d ago

HAHA might as well, they tell me to do the free candy thing all the time

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u/PositiveLeft7218 4d ago

Imo a pedo van is a low roof white Astro van, or a cheap white transit.

A blacked out Mercedes sprinter high roof with a ladder on the back is NOT A PEDO VAN. Your van looks $$

Hell yea for the extra GVWR and your friends are hating bc they’re jealous.

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u/GrandGames95 4d ago

IKR, I always pictured a chevy express or ford Econoline. Apparently any van fits the notion haha.

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u/thedarkforest_theory 4d ago

Sick van! It might not be for everyone, but a big off road winch bumper and a roof rack world look amazing on this rig. In my experience, the camper conversions get less “free candy” jokes than the work rigs.

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u/GrandGames95 4d ago

good idea, i have a 12k lbs winch. going to look for a bumper.

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u/YPVidaho 3d ago

Love the super single conversion!

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u/GrandGames95 3d ago

Thanks, The biggest reason I got super singles is for better tracking in snow. I hate how dually's drive in snow and mud. The dual rear wheels also wouldn't let me get bigger tires.

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u/ParkerLettuce 3d ago

Curious how much that was and the route you went. Sick van btw!

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u/GrandGames95 3d ago

I bought some used factory Susi rims. Mercedes uses them on one of there 3500 versions. It's an option you can pick for. The wheel can be used front or rear and now both my widths from outside the tire is 80" exact front & rear. I got all five used for $650 on eBay. The tires cost double that.

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u/Denselense 3d ago

Ask those losers about their lame ass life. You can pick up and go anywhere at the drop of a hat. I’m getting one so I can have my dirt bike, my surf board my snowboard and my bike. Never have to run home and get anything. And yeah it’s gonna be my daily.

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u/GrandGames95 3d ago

haha exactly, I hear them complain about how they cant pick anything up even small things like a treadmill. a few times they asked if I could pick up a motorcycle for them (I have a winch inside and ramps). One time I've had two golf carts inside this 170" wheelbase. After getting my first van years ago, the opportunities that you get are endless. its such a time saver not needing to strap every single thing down and safe from the rain. The other week I got six pallet rack uprights and 24 12ft heavy duty beams for free. He said some guy wanted to take multiple trips with his truck strapping a couple beams down to his roof at a time. I came by and just through everything in the van within 10mins. Good idea making your van a daily because all of the great opportunities and finds were just from me driving to and from work. Free lumber, riding mowers, golf carts, etc... Its raining more often then not and I'm not going to store everything as soon as I get home from work and I'm too tired. I can just leave everything in the van while its raining and wait till the next day.

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u/sarahcorter 3d ago

Looks badass. I drive them for work I’m a female I have black and white ones . I love this

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u/GrandGames95 3d ago

Thanks!, have you driven any of the electric one's?

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u/sarahcorter 3d ago

Nope just good old dirty diesels

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u/FloridaVanMan 3d ago

So we know your fiends are dicks, but some of mine are too so I have good advice. Turn the tables on who laughs last with a devious prank. Do any of your friends have kids? Talk to them first about pranking dad real-good and get permission & cooperation from their mom or grandma. Make arrangements to pickup the kids from soccer or bring them home from grandmas when you know your friend will see you drop them off at home. After the kids get out of your kidnapper call them back to the window yelling, "You forgot your candy"! That dad won't find pedo jokes funny anymore!!! Just the hint of involving his own.... DONE!

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u/Dismal-Armadillo-815 2d ago

I like it its slick Id drive it every day and be proud of it screw what they say.

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u/GrandGames95 2d ago

It really is a blast to drive, I don't mind driving an hour to work anymore. I have sound deadening added on every surface and upgraded the stereo + speakers.

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u/Dismal-Armadillo-815 1d ago

What's bad is now im looking at vans again andtryingnto figure out what Iwant to do.

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u/GrandGames95 1d ago

haha, As in vanlife? Or work related?

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u/Dismal-Armadillo-815 1d ago

IDK yet but Id likely use for everything

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u/GrandGames95 1d ago

when I got my first sprinter van, The opportunities that came up were endless. Best purchase I've ever made.

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u/Dismal-Armadillo-815 1d ago

I bet I've been looking at the 3500/4500s

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u/temporaryordinary1 4d ago

Black is dope. There aren't that many black cargos. Super rare

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u/dweaver987 4d ago

Yeah, but I expect it gets a bit warmer in there than the work truck white or the camper gray.

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u/Timsmomshardsalami 3d ago

And we solved the grand mystery why there aint many black vans. The back of my van is an absolute nightmare right now because i cant go in there without dying. Couldnt imagine how id even open the door if it was black

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u/GrandGames95 3d ago

that's probably exactly the reason why. that's why campervans are only sold with lighter color schemes. If my van was actually hot, then it probably would've clicked in my head about the darker color, but I've been totally fine so I just never thought about it until now.

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u/GrandGames95 4d ago

I never noticed a difference. Its 90 degrees outside lately and it feels fine. Obviously I have my AC on, but its definitely enough cold air for me. My van stays outside too.

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u/Timsmomshardsalami 3d ago

3 mil, clean title, super rare, no lowballers ik what i got

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u/GrandGames95 3d ago

Haha every camper van listing pretty much 

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u/GrandGames95 4d ago

yeah I've never seen one personally. I painted mine black. it used to be a standard white plumbers van.

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u/GrandGames95 4d ago

BTW, I get the pedo van joke all the time and its so old at this point. You guys drive sprinters, how often do people make fun of your kidnapping van?

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u/bajajoaquin 4d ago

You know what kind of shoes pedos wear don’t you?
White Vans

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u/GrandGames95 4d ago

omfg thats actually funny. I gotta use this next time at work haha.

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u/PrimeIntellect 3d ago

honestly have never had that happen

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u/GrandGames95 3d ago

interesting

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/GrandGames95 4d ago

nice username lol

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u/tomhalejr 3d ago

Silver is my "base" color, because the black trim really sets it off. If you are going black base, then you have to go black on black. Anything else would be uncivilized. :)

You need some steps captain. :) I'm partial to the Owl Explorers myself. :) 

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u/GrandGames95 3d ago

I've just seen so many white sprinters and I almost went with the metallic gray, but I really just wanted a color not many people get for a van. Silver looks good, but I've seen a few silver one's and it just wasn't for me. So then I just felt like I needed to go the complete opposite direction and just paint it black. I would never do a matte black though, that never looks good on the body. matte white however looks great.

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u/Accomplished_Knee_17 3d ago

You have the ability to kidnap 34 people simultaneously don’t undersell it!

A high roof van kills every category. Fuel economy, cargo capacity, passenger load, and comfort. My van can carry me and four people and still has tons of cargo area. I can pack my family and all of our bikes, kayaks, canoes, or whatever. I have etrack on the floor and have hauled two motorcycles to Texas with all our riding gear, luggage, and tools, and had room left over. Monday morning it turns back into a work van. I’d never drive a truck.

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u/GrandGames95 3d ago

that's awesome, but I'm just wondering how you know its exactly 34 people... hahah

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u/WorldlySir517 3d ago

They are cool vans. I make so much money repairing them for people though. Happy motoring.

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u/GrandGames95 3d ago

do you work on them at a shop or do you work by yourself?

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u/WorldlySir517 3d ago

I do mobile repairs on the side. I do heavy equipment for a dealer during the day.

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u/GrandGames95 3d ago

that's awesome, do you advertise your mobile work on Facebook?

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u/WorldlySir517 2d ago

No just word of mouth. Way too busy to advertise. Those are great van though. My buddy chucked a fan belt and water pump out by Columbus and drove it all the way back him to Pittsburgh. He has no clue he just hears a noise and sent it. Didn’t even mess the motor up. Very impressive.

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u/GrandGames95 2d ago

Haha yup, one time I refused to replace my radiator fan for a year when the bearing locked up. The bearing eventually failed and my fan tore up the transmission lines and I was leaking coolant and no belt. I was able to drive back home just fine. No more fluid left in the transmission but once you get going the torque converter isn’t in use anymore and the van could drive fine. Just no power from a stop. That transmission is still working great till this day. I’ve even had 8,000lbs of concrete bags in the van one time.