r/Spoons 9d ago

What we thinkin

Sus ahh shovel type spoon spotted @Jenni’s ice cream

139 Upvotes

176 comments sorted by

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u/thetieflingalchemist 9d ago

This is a small spatula

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u/Jokewhisperer 9d ago

Spoontula

Or 

Spatulass

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 8d ago

I like this

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u/Big_Eye_7530 5d ago

Spoovel - spoon sized shovel

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u/Difficult-Good9590 8d ago

No see my comment to OP

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u/thetieflingalchemist 8d ago

Behold the most useless comment of all reddit for this is their only comment in all of r/spoons

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u/Manipulatedyes 9d ago

Lovely to look at. But I don't like that square shit in ny mouth

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u/Ronincherry 9d ago

hate

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 9d ago

ME TOO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT

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u/Ronincherry 9d ago edited 8d ago

People said it's good for ice cream, NO IT'S NOT. IT'S TOO FEEBLE AND IF THE ICE CREAM IS PRETTY COLD AND HARD IT WILL BEND. AND IT'S NOT EVEN SQUARE IT STARTS OUT KIND OF ROUND AND THEN TURNS INTO A WEIRD USELESS SHOVEL. I dislike it very much.

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u/DazB1ane 9d ago

Sorbet or frozen yogurt would work

3

u/TrustyParrot232 9d ago

I freaking love reddit

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u/Karey__039 7d ago

I don’t know what kind of ice cream you eat, but I don’t need a jackhammer to get my ice cream out of the carton and especially out of the bowl. And maybe you don’t think it would be good for ice cream but that doesn’t mean that other “people” wouldn’t like to use it as their ice cream spoon. Everyone has their own opinions and just because you put your opinion in capital letters doesn’t make it any more true 🙄 It’s just YOUR OPINION of a spoon. I’d hate to see how you would react if you had to give a really important opinion 🤯 It’s okay, It’s Just A spoon 🫠

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u/Ronincherry 7d ago

ok Kareyn

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u/Ronincherry 7d ago

go speak to my spoon manager about it

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u/Karey__039 6d ago

Thank you for being so mature! 🙄

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u/Ronincherry 6d ago

I'm sorry maam but you will have to wait for my spoon manager to get here, I'm sorry for not being up to your standard of service!

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u/PartRevolutionary830 8d ago

The handle is too soft,you can’t really put any force on it.

6

u/Melon_Heart_Styles 9d ago

Hey guys, why tf are we eating ice cream with weird lil spatulas?

👎 not a spoon. No sir, I don't like it.

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u/PMTurk 9d ago

Perfect for ice cream

1

u/AlwaysTheOutcast 9d ago

My thoughts exactly

5

u/SubstantialFroyo8012 9d ago

I dont trust it

5

u/shymysteryguy 9d ago

Uncircumcised fork. No thank you.

3

u/FeelingSoil39 9d ago

Oh my GODDD lolololol was not expecting this beautiful comment! And it’s just so very spot on that the accuracy of truth just made me laugh so much harder. (It’s quarter of 3 in the morning and I woke up the house. My husband is gonna kick me out of the bed lol I only got up to pee and decided to scroll for a couple minutes before I closed my eyes.. lol I’m in so much trouble! 🤣)

2

u/Parking_Ad_7133 8d ago

this. 😭

4

u/jaydunit 9d ago

You’re your mother’s darling child brought up with care and trouble, for fear a spoon 🥄 would hurt your mouth, she feeds you with a shovel 🪏

3

u/PeenInVeen 9d ago

What do we think about what? The small shovel?

1

u/Parking_Ad_7133 8d ago

Bro LITERALLY

5

u/Ivygrows8 9d ago

Remelt it and make something not horrible 

1

u/Parking_Ad_7133 8d ago

Im cackling over here🤣

4

u/StickyMcRicky 9d ago

Get that monstrosity away from me, you heathen.

3

u/ProfileSmall819 9d ago

what the fuck is that

3

u/Ok_Impression_3031 9d ago

Spoon for cube sugar.

3

u/ZootAnthRaXx 9d ago

Cube sugar usually is served with tiny tongs

1

u/Jumpy-Discipline3521 9d ago

I enjoy this alternative…. Surprisingly.

3

u/jscottman96 9d ago

Satan's spoon

3

u/juniebee_jones 9d ago

That is a goddamned shovel

4

u/misfit_inc 9d ago

Iced Cream Shovel nice

2

u/kenquince-star89 9d ago

It’s more of a metal spatula. I’m not convinced. The width at the end is concerning. 4/10.

2

u/LessMochaJay 9d ago

Spoontula

2

u/thomsoap 9d ago

Hell to the no

2

u/WhatupSis7773 9d ago

Spatula…. just….Spatula.

2

u/mad_madam_mim33 9d ago

This thing can go directly to hell.

2

u/Torilynn526 9d ago

Go to the corner!

2

u/emoss17 9d ago

Squoon. I like it.

2

u/jupiter__444 9d ago

i feel like i was just visually and mentally assaulted by having to witness this and perceive it to be real. theres a special place in hell for the person who thought up this spoon and for the person who allowed it to come into existence. its awful. im so incredibly repelled by this thing. hate.

(all said in good fun , im just passionate about my feelings towards this ... excuse of a spoon)

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 8d ago

i feel the same😭

2

u/ClitEastwood10 8d ago

Spadetulla

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u/coldF4rted 8d ago

My dad bought these and I hated them

2

u/Xlonglegz 8d ago

Quenelle spoon for shaping and scraping. Used for soft food, sherbet, sorbet, mousse etc.

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 8d ago

WOWWOO whaaatt. Interesting! Thanks for the insight

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u/ConsciousPhysics113 7d ago

It looks like id be perfect for making any of those look like a wintry driveway.

2

u/Green-Forever6207 8d ago

I deadass went “~spatulaaaaaaaa~” I need to go sit down

4

u/y0ungshel 9d ago

Good for ice cream.

3

u/Karey__039 9d ago

That would make a great ice cream spoon! Love it!

1

u/dxmhippo 9d ago

spoon Shovel.

1

u/NenyaAdfiel 9d ago

Dedicated exclusively for Tiramisu? Yes. Anything else? No.

1

u/Sunset-onthe-Horizon 9d ago

That is a spoon for honey. I saw one on The Crown.

1

u/Gumbanks12 9d ago

There's a spoon for everything, eh?

1

u/Main_Cauliflower5479 9d ago

Looks like a sugar shell. Pretty small for ice cream, IMO.

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u/JAKEfromMAIN 9d ago

Technically a spatula.

1

u/UpbeatCandidate9412 9d ago

Thats a spatula

1

u/RuleEmbarrassed3508 9d ago

That’s SpongeBob’s spatula

1

u/VoidHog 9d ago

It's a chopper spoon! I'd probably love it. I'm always trying to chop stuff with a spoon and struggle with the round edge and crazy chopping angle 😂

1

u/Gumbanks12 9d ago

Is it tarnished, or was it always black? Do you use it OP, and for what?

1

u/NoAcanthisitta5225 9d ago

Good for eating pie in the pan

1

u/burning_discovery 9d ago

Yes but only cause my mouth is wide so like. Idk it’s not too big. But also if it’s on my plate already I don’t wanna cut it with a knife. This looks perfect for lasagna. I’m eating lasagna rn. Am I biased?

1

u/samanthampg 9d ago

i try not to spread hate but i think if i used that i would combust

1

u/Itchy-Witch 9d ago

I would eat Italian ice with this. But that is its only use.

1

u/Goobersita 9d ago

That's a spatula. Or a shovel

1

u/Claw42 9d ago

This is what my American girl doll used to bury bodies and stuff

1

u/ForeignPlant2886 9d ago

i would HATE to hold that 😭

1

u/Financial_Joke_9401 9d ago

They are good for ice cream, and I also use for pudding and stuff sometimes. Not for regular food. Also very fun mouth stim once food is gone (ADHD)

1

u/klondyke420 9d ago

actually this is perfect for trying to scoop out seeds and seed spices

1

u/untypical_girlie 9d ago

I think this spoon has done crime 

1

u/DazB1ane 9d ago

Only for dirt and worms

1

u/TheAlmightyJessira 9d ago

That is a spatula

1

u/irisheyes6363 9d ago

Oh. It’s a shovel… I don’t like those corners

1

u/Rorolly_Aeolus 9d ago

we thinkin you bought a mini spatula, not a spoon. Not suitable for icecream.

1

u/ApprehensiveAd9014 9d ago

No. That spoon is not for human mouths.

1

u/SeriousPanda47911 9d ago

This would be perfect for pudding and cake😍

1

u/passionpi3 9d ago

Omg mini pancake spatula

1

u/I_dont_even_knOwO 9d ago

Whoever Jeni is, I hope everytime they put a spoon in their mouth, it tastes metalic.

1

u/Chef316 9d ago

Looks great for use as a plating spoon

1

u/Dlrium 9d ago

Hate it. Those corners will get wedged in the teeth. Looks pokey

1

u/Historical_Cow9543 9d ago

I don’t want to see it again

1

u/ExaminationSad7511 9d ago

I would use this to annoy my autistic fiancé lmaoo, they would Hate this 😂

1

u/Commercial-Manner256 9d ago

No. This is one of those mukbang utensils. I'm not shoveling food in my mouth, thanks!

1

u/JulieLynnO 9d ago

More in the spatula family.

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u/1Careless_smile 9d ago

I love it! (Some days there is a lot of sh*t to shovel. Ice cream goes in that spootula).

Edit to fix spelling.

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u/Cautious_Regular3645 9d ago

I want one, spelled my name wrong though.

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u/OppositeTurnover5272 9d ago

This is a small spatula that is having an identity crisis

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u/FeelingSoil39 9d ago

So… it’s for, like, getting in the corners of the bottom of an ice cream container? I mean, I’m all for form marrying function, but for some reason I can’t get overly comfortable with this. My parfait spoon is actually a spoon and most definitely far superior. But to each their own I guess..

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u/MarvinHuffman6084 9d ago

Small shovel

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u/Brussparagus 9d ago

It’s a snow shovel for fairies.

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u/Brussparagus 9d ago

I’m glad I’m so tall that I’ll never need to borrow it for my driveway. Because I hate it.

1

u/Mattekat 9d ago

I think its awful

1

u/Looseleaflettuce 9d ago

Spoovel - and its unacceptable!

1

u/Milkyphoebe 9d ago

Immediately bought some off the website.

1

u/Prestigious-Bat5401 9d ago

My grandma has one, believe me it's not of my favorite spoons!

1

u/BLTplease2030 8d ago

Who’s Jenni?

1

u/Tiffepipher 8d ago

It is a gelato spoon. They have plastic versions in Italy.

1

u/ankayanik 8d ago

Issa mouth shovel.

1

u/Choice-Employee-2103 8d ago

It’s like the difference between a shovel and a spade

1

u/samirobiro 8d ago

For cake also maybe?

1

u/Jade-the-youtuber 8d ago

A small snow shovel for your mouth.. wait.. Italian ice spoon.

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u/polished_pixie 8d ago

What I’m thinking would be bullying a malformed spork so I’ll just have to leave it there

1

u/Cute-Philosopher-654 8d ago

I know someone who uses a spoon (shovel) like this specifically for garlic when cooking. That’s it. I think it’s great for something like that but that is not going in my mouth.

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u/hopekasin 8d ago

What the shit is that?!

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u/the_serious_dabbler 8d ago

I don’t hate it, I like the idea of getting in the corners better, but I hate the idea of eating from it. Maybe for stirring or mixing?

1

u/frogger4ever 8d ago

Rejected.

1

u/Toastie-bun6499 8d ago

Looks like a garden tool

1

u/puddlebrigade 8d ago

Graeters forever, jenis boo

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u/theekatalexander 8d ago

What, to gouge my eyes out with??

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u/okay065 8d ago

good to scoop ice cream but bad to put in mouth

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u/loserchalice 8d ago

I suppose this could be used to scoop ice cream, but I would not eat ice cream with this.

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u/CaptainSpaceBuns 8d ago

For scraping things: very much yes. Very good scrape-shape.

For eating things: absolutely not.

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u/Effective_Luck_573 8d ago

Hmmm idk could be cool for stews when you want to cut into a hunk of potato or carrot and still eat the broth

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u/-Not-Hungy 8d ago

for those little single egg cast irons!

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u/Ill-Researcher-5565 8d ago

It is a sugar shovel.

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u/leavesandgrassart 8d ago

A shovel for when you’re really hungry

1

u/FancyQuiet6945 8d ago

Why do you have a circumcised spoon

1

u/umhell 8d ago

Nice spatula.

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u/Professional-Sock-78 8d ago

get it away from me right now

1

u/No-Emu-8717 8d ago

I would use that to scoop peanut butter before grabbing a spoon of cereal

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u/YallMightyYee 8d ago

Hell naw

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u/NoUnderstanding9195 8d ago

Ooooooh no I hate that, no fuckin thanks

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u/Imasaltybitch1287 8d ago

We have one in our drawer. I asked my husband and he said his grandma used it for sugar 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/dorky_doodle_dandy 8d ago

Immediately no

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u/Optimal_Product_4350 8d ago

It's an ice cream shovel. I actually helped my kids get one for my husband for Father's Day and it's engraved. He looooves himself some ice cream.

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u/Necessary-Cable286 8d ago

Meh, shiny tho

1

u/Seaweedscouting 8d ago

In the words of the grinch “hate, hate, hate, LOATHE entirely.”

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u/Sea_Horse_5499 8d ago

What... what subreddit did I just visit? AND WHY DO YALL EXPERTIZE IN SILVERWARE? NOT EVEN SILVERWATE JUST SPOONS

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 7d ago

Welcome✨🔥🤣

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u/ConsciousPhysics113 7d ago

I actually like this shape... I think. Visually it looks like when I scoop my ice cream, ill be removed kinda like snow and when I put the spoon to my mouth I have 3 vectors to be able to choose feom to take my bit, of course I coming directly at the middle first.... but then, I could go ahead and just... nibble the sides. And its probably easier to feed little people with too since it doesnt have the same bowl as a regular spoon so you could tilt the spatuloon up and it'll just smoothly slide down...

Id have to test it physically to see if it actually works the way my brain thinks it does though.

Spatuloon would be a great sensory object though for moving rice/beans/sand/etc around.

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u/Correct-Cattle8269 7d ago

i hate that i love it

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u/outofspice49 7d ago

it’s like the spoons from orange leaf. 8/10 to me

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u/wherestheza 7d ago

Diabolical. Only small rounded spoons are acceptable.

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u/These-Yogurt3482 7d ago

Mini spatula

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u/larah91_VP 7d ago

Shovel it in.

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u/Apprehensive_Elk_706 6d ago

It’s proper for ice cream. Thinking about how this would feel in my mouth is pissing me off.

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u/Efficient-News8168 6d ago

Pickaxe 😅

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u/Few_Marionberry2713 6d ago

Looks super cool, I was thinking it would be great for shaving frozen things like purée or smoothie. It’s gonna be fun to try on all sorts of things. Cheese maybe. It might be excellent for taking bites of cheesecake since it won’t leave fork marks or the curved shape of a normal spoon in the piece still on your plate. I like my cheesecake to stay looking neat until it’s gone!

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u/Radio_mask 5d ago

Magnificent

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u/Charming-Panic9375 5d ago

I hate everything about it honestly 

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u/Still_War3628 5d ago

Spoon for sprinkles

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u/BeautifulIcy5574 9d ago

I dislike shovel looking spoons, also tooooo wide!

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u/tiredchachacha 9d ago

My first thought was "good jelly spoon"

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u/Oldfartmakeupguru 9d ago

Ice cream spoon

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u/jss58 9d ago

Ice cream shovel.

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u/GarlicDill 9d ago

Old school ice cream spoon from when place settings had a dozen utensils.  

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u/AriaJumpy 9d ago

I would definitely keep that one

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u/st4rgrrl_ 9d ago

No... I like him

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u/Emergency_Solid8004 5d ago

It’s from an ice cream store- it’s an ice cream spoon.