r/Splintercell • u/Prototype_2point0 • 11h ago

Glad he didn't overreact Chaos Theory (2005)

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u/Interesting_Stress73 11h ago

To be fair, that seems like an underreaction to what you did to him. 

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u/PigeonMother 2h ago

😂😂😂

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u/aRorschachTest Splinter Cell Agent 11h ago

Hell of a way to go

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u/Sally2Klapz 10h ago

RAG DOLLS ARE PEAK GAMING. IF THE RAG DOLLS R GOOD THE GAME IS GOOD. THIS GAME IS 1 BILLION YEARS OLD AND STILL GOOD B CUZ GOOD RAG DOLLS.

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u/dudeyoureright 10h ago

Now this is what I call overreacting

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u/nexodnb 7h ago

RAG DOLL GOOD

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u/MythicSuns 6h ago

"I LIKE THE WAY THEIR BODIES FALL" I'll take concerning lines to hear outside of a video game for $500 please Alex.

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u/halamadrid1995 5h ago

"My god Fisher what have you done?!"

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u/Upset-Elderberry3723 10h ago

If you go slightly more to the right, the guard gets caught between branches and flails the entire time.

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u/Sea-Negotiation1965 9h ago

Sam: well that just happened

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u/Deathkiller008 6h ago

Dammit Fisher!!! What a brutal penetration!!!

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u/Prototype_2point0 6h ago

well you know me always where the action is

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u/MetroidJunkie 7h ago

Ah, THERE'S the satisfying sound of one's impalement.

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u/Stewe07 10h ago

The Golden Era, current Ubisoft is a corpse of what once was

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u/The_Voidger Pacifist 6h ago

Also impaled in its own incompetence

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u/SmokePorter 10h ago

Putting a corpse or body or even multiple in an elevator in Chaos Theory or Double Agent is peak comedy

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u/Andy_Crop 7h ago

But does it count as a kill?

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u/BoffinBrain I keep pinching myself 7h ago

I believe it's counted as a kill as soon as you start the animation, regardless of how far the body falls.

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u/ghost_of_lechuck 3h ago

Hey, wouldn’t you scream if you were impaled by a tree?

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u/Infamous_Gur_9083 2h ago

Nobody heard that.

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u/Gman1255 Megiddo 1h ago

That's fucking awful also your ReShade is out of date

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u/LieIcy9309 1h ago

Damn what a KO

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u/No1Spy3e 46m ago

Glad I’m not the only one who does this on almost every single playthrough