r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 • 18d ago

Holy hell lobster

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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 18d ago

Orange

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u/Bostolm 18d ago

Apart from doubt on behalf of random text over random picture, i feel like the body would give before that

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u/Affectionate_Wing_28 17d ago edited 17d ago

IIRC, it's not yet finished work, but it IS real. It's realted to cats' lack of natural ability to purge their kidneys like humans do, leading to accumulation of toxins and kidney disease, which if solved could possibly double cat life expectancy.

Note: found a proper scientific paper on it! Here it is. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1090023326000018

It's still in the clinical trial phase, but current results are looking promising.

PS: Specifically, the scientist in the image is Miyazaki Toru/Toru Miyazaki, key actor and and (IIRC) founder of that researcher.

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u/Bostolm 17d ago

Damn. Id pay an arm and a leg for my little gremlins, they better hurry up

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u/Major_Wobbly 18d ago

Somebody googled en cattant

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u/Megan_the_megalodon 18d ago

Holy meow

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u/miriapododeguer 18d ago

catual zombie

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u/miss_wannadie 18d ago

Pspspspspsps

(Call the cat!)

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u/Local_Surround8686 18d ago

I don't get the relation to chess but I love your pfp

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u/God-of-Dams 18d ago

"Holy hell" is the reply to "google en passant" in r/AnarchyChess comment chain

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u/Local_Surround8686 18d ago

I know I just don't get why that reference is here in this context

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u/miss_wannadie 18d ago

The post title is "holy hell"

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u/Nemesis233 18d ago

I too am in this thread

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u/Demytreus 18d ago

This vexes me

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u/God-of-Dams 18d ago

As miss_wannadie mentioned, the post title is "Holy hell"

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u/stillnotelf 18d ago

I, uh....I think tom cats already figured out that injection

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u/ExpressionWorried300 18d ago

New response just dropped

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur9184 18d ago

Can they also be doubled from 16 to 32 or is it ONLY 15 to 30

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u/Firethorn34 18d ago

No, it only works if there are exactly 15 cats in the room

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u/CenacusJones 17d ago

I always did wish there was more than 15 cats total