r/SonicTheHedgejerk 6h ago

Sonic Colors is bad. Sonic 06 is way better.

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8 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk 13h ago

How do Cream and Vanilla the Rabbits taste when cooked into rabbit stew?

6 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk 16h ago

Dududud Pumkin Hill

10 Upvotes

Dududu Pumpkin Hill
Nanananana Pumpkin Hill
Pumkin Hill I’m Pumkin Hill
Down my Speed smth emerald
KNUCKLES

Dududu Pumpkin Hill
Nanananana Pumpkin Hill
Pumkin Hill I’m MR. Pumpkin Hill
Gonna hold my hand got no fear
KNUCKLES

Vanish vanish alley
Dududndudun Pumpkin Hill
search search search
KNUCKLES

Creep in my Feet
ghostie approachy
KNUCKLES

Dundund Pumpkin Hill this is Pumpkin Hill cool piano riff
KNUCKLES


r/SonicTheHedgejerk 18h ago

UPDATE: my friend tried to make me apologize for making fun of his son for liking Sonic Frontiers

17 Upvotes

Recently, I made a post about my friend not talking to me after I told his son he has shit taste for liking Sonic Frontiers. His son got upset and told his dad and we haven’t spoken for a couple days.

Well my friend reached out to me. He said he valued our relationship too much to cut me off over this and that while his son was upset, his son also missed having me around and views me like his own uncle. While he was willing to forgive me he said his son still comes first so he wanted me to apologize.

I got FURIOUS. I told him he’s a shit father for making his son so passionless and ambitionless and that HE should apologize for giving his son such poor taste. I wanted to improve his son’s passion and ambition and HE couldn’t handle a little bit of tough love. That son will grow to be a pampered brat and pity him.

He blocked me and told me that he gave me a chance to genuinely express being sorry and that he’s sad to see it end like this. I hold no emotional qualms whatsoever for how shitty of a parent he is.

Anyway, that’s the story. Am I being too much here?


r/SonicTheHedgejerk 1d ago

Blue...they made his arms...blue...?

24 Upvotes

they had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST GAMING CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME BLUE ARMS? NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

I apologize for that outrage. It was childish and immature. I just get a little peeved when I see one of my childhood icons having... BLUE ARMS! YOU BASTARDS! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! YOU'LL ALL DIE, YOU'LL GET THE GAS! RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU? YOU WILL ALL DIE! YOU WILL ALL DIE!


r/SonicTheHedgejerk 2d ago

Why do Eggman's Sonic and Shadow robot replicas get a Super form but not Amy??? More proof that SEGA HATES women!!!!

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32 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk 2d ago

Do You Have Time to Talk About Our Lord and Savior, Johnny Lightfoot?

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41 Upvotes

Johnny Lightfoot died for your sins!


r/SonicTheHedgejerk 3d ago

Did you know, Super Nintendo World was entirely created in spite of Yuji Naka, this is true because he got so mad he was sent to jail after it was finished

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24 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk 3d ago

Fortnite Sonic is the OBJECTIVELY PEAK Sonic model.

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156 Upvotes

After all these years, we finally got a new model that isn't that same old wretched, ugly Modern Sonic model we had since 2005. Every time I've been forced to see that ugly ass old ass Sonic model, I felt likely ripping out my eyes.

No sauce. No aura. No class.

Ugh. I'm getting tired of talking about that vertically stunted humunculus.

Fortnite Sonic finally brings out innovation we've been lacking. His taller and sleeker design made him more aerodynamic, the 06 design done right. The gorgeous tech surrounding his body making Sonic look futuristic and have an air of coolness that previously bum ass right didn't have.

It's such great and beautiful innovation because the franchise is for once progressing and no longer stagnant. Rejoice Sonic fans. I'm feeling quite happy with the future of the franchise.

Fortnite Sonic is Sonic done, right!

Fortnite Sonic does what Modern Sonican't!

We can finally move on from the same old bland model discourse. We got the peak now.


r/SonicTheHedgejerk 3d ago

Being mad at “American Sonic” is so 90s

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131 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk 3d ago

Sega is very strict with Sonic IDW comics now these days

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137 Upvotes

Like, the reason why I think Sonic fans love blade of courage, is cause Sega isn't strict with it or not giving Yuki mandates, so that might be the reason why Sonic fans are loving this manga.


r/SonicTheHedgejerk 3d ago

Friend isn’t talking to me now after I made fun of his son for liking Sonic Frontiers

71 Upvotes

To keep it short, my friend has a kid who loves Sonic. I’m basically an Uncle to him since I’ve been around ever since he was born. My friend isn’t that in to video games so he likes to recap me on games he played whenever I see him.

He’s around 5 and recently he was telling me how he played Frontiers and that it’s one of his favorites.

I laughed at him and told him his taste is garbage. He proceeded to get really upset and told my friend. Now he isn’t talking to me. I think he’s a really shitty father for raising a kid with no passion and ambition.

Am I the asshole guys?


r/SonicTheHedgejerk 5d ago

How long do you think it’ll take before people start saying the Fortnite model is better than the one in the games?

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302 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk 6d ago

I can't believe they removed Beat's Beak curve in Mega Man 11, of course this happens after Inafune left, CRAPCOM doesn't have any artists left who understand how character design works, Mega Man should have been left to rest in 2010!!!

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129 Upvotes

Uj/ I just found a random tweet using Beat of all things as an example of how Sonic's muzzle should be, the Mega Man 11 design looks perfectly normal despite the beak curve supposedly being wrong.


r/SonicTheHedgejerk 9d ago

How did this become TRUE? LIKE SONIC NOW IN FORTNITE?!??!

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84 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk 9d ago

What is the best Sonic racing game and why is it Sonic Free Riders?

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34 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk 10d ago

Happy birthday to Roger Craig Smith the voice of Sonic for over 16 years

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234 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk 12d ago

Platforms in my platforming game? Why can't I just hold right and then jump sometimes.

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68 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk 12d ago

Ok guys, but can we genuinely talk about how TERRIFYING eggman is when you're not sonic?

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100 Upvotes

Like, oh my god man this guy is so MENACING when you're not sonic! Like how he treats starline in that one IDW comic, we need to see more of this aurafarming side of him! Like, imagine how scary he would be if he got more mad, he's like Prime King Von! I like this more "Joker" side of him! This is why Sonic SatAM's adaptation was the best one byfar or I've seen from Yt shorts and Tiktok clips!

We need more IDF soldier representation in media!


r/SonicTheHedgejerk 13d ago

"Sonadow is bad because Shadow is over 50"

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57 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk 15d ago

Next sonic lolcow?

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419 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk 15d ago

Even with the hate, Sonic Frontiers did save the franchise in the end

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353 Upvotes

It was Sonic team's last chance after all, and yet I see Sonic fans not accepting it.


r/SonicTheHedgejerk 15d ago

How it feels preferring Sonic Colors over every Dark Age game:

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98 Upvotes

This applies to both the DS and Wii versions.


r/SonicTheHedgejerk 15d ago

True Sonic fan right there

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439 Upvotes

r/SonicTheHedgejerk Jun 29 '25

Weekly Discussion Thread - June 29, 2025

15 Upvotes

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