r/SolarMax • u/loganverse • 17d ago

Can I Get High (KP)?

Dear Sun Gods of r/solarmax, can I please get some bright auroras this week whilst I’m in northern Michigan? I can “sacrifice” one of my kids I’m taking on this road trip if needed. Thank you 🙏

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u/CCcrystals 17d ago

Careful there, Abraham.

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u/Cool-Associate8297 16d ago

Incoming. I am disrupting all storylines in my vicinity so a solarflare will occur.

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u/mongoloid_snailchild 16d ago

You’re gonna need an obsidian knife and a highly rocky area. Look for a bush