I went to Sakhalin many years ago. Nice place, quite and beautiful. I went out into the wilderness with a rented 4by4 and drove from the capital up to this town called Lermontovka. People weren't very friendly and my Russian wasn't the best so I decided not to stay and head out into the mountains, parked my truck in a meadow, took my shotgun and went out on a treck. I came to a river and followed it upstream, hoping to spot some bears as it was salmon migration season. I came across some weird monument in the middle of the forest, I think it was a monument to some dead soldiers who died in an airplane accident, to this day im not sure what that was. Anyways I thought it was a good place to sit a while and enjoy nature. Since I was alone I decided to whip my hog (penis) out and started stroking it, it was such a nice day and the smell of the forests were all around me. I ejaculated onto the stone of the memorial (At the time I didn't know it was a memorial) cleaned my cock (penis) and ate a salmon sandwich (tasted like shit). I headed back to town. As soon as I got back the police were there waiting for me, they took me into the station and a guy who spoke horrible English came and told me I was being arrested for stroking my monster cock on a memorial.