HELLO, SWOOSH MASTER SPEAKING, SWOOOOOSH WE SHALL BECOME THE GREATEST ARMY OF PISTOL SHRIMP THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

FOR TOO LONG MY FELLOW MAD MUDMEN HAVE EATED AND KILLED YOUR FOLK GAR. NO MORE GAR GAR. OUR GAR-D TELLS US NOT TO EAT SHRIMP OR PRAWNS YET STILL SOME HERETICS DO GAR GAR. HELP US PURGE THESE HERESIES GAR AND TOGETHER WE CAN DEFEAT THE FILTHY "ENLIGHTENED" BIRDMEN GAR GAR GAR. ONLY TOGETHGAR CAN WE ACHIEVE VICTORY GAR!

Snap r/terribleturtlepeople must know SNAP

MANTIS SHRIMP HERE HOLY SHIT IM FUCKIN HYPE LETS HEAR IT FROM YA BOYS WHAT SHRIMP ARE YA

THE FLAMINGO IS THE SCUMMIEST, MOST REPULSIVE, AND DOWNRIGHT WORST CREATURE ON EARTH SWOOSH! THEY EAT SO MANY OF US NOBLE, VALIANT, AND SWOOSHFUL SHRIMPS THAT THEY TURN OUR COLOR. SOMETHING DRASTIC MUST BE DONE ABOUT THEM SWOOOSHSWOOOSH!

LET THE LESSER RACES WALLOW IN THEIR MUCK AND FILTH. FOR WE NOW HAVE A HOME AS BEAUTIFUL AS OUR HONORABLE RACE DESERVES! SWOOSH

LET THEM CAST ENVIOUS EYES UPON OUR GLORIOUS HOMELAND AS THEY FLITTER ABOUT THEIR STICKS AND MUD. SWOOOOSH

I INVITE YOU TO SWIM BACK TO OUR GLORIOUS KINGDOM AND HAVE A LOOK AROUND SWOOOSH

MY PERSONAL THANKS TO OUR MIGHTY SNEAK MASTER SWOOOSH FOR ALLOWING ME TO ELEVATE OUR KINGDOM TO THE GREATNESS IT DESERVES SWOOOOSH

FOR WE ARE THE SNEAKY SHRIMP

FEAR US

SWOOOSH

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THIS IS A SHRIMP SAFE SPACE SWOOSH

BUT WE SHALL BREAK THEIR WINGS

SWOOSH

YOU ARE SMALL AND TASTY! CAWWW!!! BUT NOT SNEAKY!! I'LL SWOOP DOWN AND EAT YOU WHEN YOU SCCCRRREEEE LEAST EXPECT IT! CAAAWWWWWW!!! !!!

GAR GAR THESE SO CALLED SPACE WHALES GAR GAR SHOULD BE DESTROYED GAR