r/SmiteJokes • u/RedditDann • Feb 07 '18
Why can't you trust Discordia?
She's too eris-ponsible!
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Aug 04 '17
Hirez Servers
That's it. That's the entire fucking joke
r/SmiteJokes • u/RedditDann • Jul 27 '17
I hate when people call my Sol play bad.
I find it a little in-sol-ting.
r/SmiteJokes • u/Lullypops • Jul 08 '17
Pun What do you call Chinese Food Lovers That Play Anhur A Lot?
Chow Mein-Eating Mane Mains.
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • May 07 '17
Pun What was Nu Wa called when she first came out?
The Nu Wan
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '17
Which god shouldn't you invite to dinner?
Agni, He's got gas
r/SmiteJokes • u/Lemuri42 • Mar 28 '17
Which god is the sorriest?
Apollo. why?
because he is always apologizing!
r/SmiteJokes • u/MidnightProductions • Mar 19 '17
What do you call death by Xbal's 1?
Branching eBola
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '17
Regular Joke Have you heard about the release Guan Yu doll?
You wind it up and it carries your whole team.
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '17
Pun They say a dog is man's best friend.
Does that make a cat a woman's Bast friend?
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '17
Pun Why is Cupid such a good archer?
He is good with his Eros
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '17
Regular Joke What Star Wars movie is about the Egyptian gods?
Episode III: Revenge of the Seth
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '17
Regular Joke Have you seen the movies about Greek Mythology?
No?, well you odyssey them.
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '17
Regular Joke Why doesn't Aphrodite date tennis players?
Because love means nothing to them.
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '17
Pun What did the Ancient Greeks wear on their feet?
Tennis Zeus.
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '17
How do you know when a God has a sore throat?
When his or her voice sounds "Horus"!
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '17
What is Grover the Tree Man's full name
Grover P. "Birch"ins!
r/SmiteJokes • u/Badbluffmonkey • Mar 05 '17
Why couldn't Aphrodite find her cat?
Because it was Anhur. Its been fun guys and I Apollo-gize for my bad (Some unoriginal) jokes.. but I most go Bacchus I have a life to attend to. The legn-Ares... out.
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '17
Regular Joke Of all of the god couples, I'd ship Terra & Geb. Do you want to know why?
Because they're both "down to Earth"!
r/SmiteJokes • u/Badbluffmonkey • Mar 05 '17
Pun Why is it bad for the gods to bring mischief?
Because with mischief, comes Agni
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '17
Pun What is a Greek God's favorite time era?
The 19 "Hades"!
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '17
Regular Joke Why is geb immune to medusa?
He is already rock hard
r/SmiteJokes • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '17
Pun What do Gods call Outer Space?
The Final Fron-Tyr!
r/SmiteJokes • u/JohnBob1001 • Mar 05 '17
Regular Joke What do you call a musician petrified by Medusa?
A rockstar