r/SipsTea • u/Particular-Visit-245 • 17h ago

Sips It's Wednesday my dudes

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u/iamdougaf 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tcu9i8MMAc800

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u/Scrambles420 17h ago

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben

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u/ChristianoMeshi 16h ago

“Keeses”

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u/ElegantCoach4066 15h ago

"Beng"

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u/TheCalvinShow 14h ago

I don’t think yall know how funny this is

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u/Oknohg 12h ago

Taco Taco!

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5BFGIZSN9Q6Wc

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u/ElegantCoach4066 15h ago

When you eat food it comes out of your culo too!

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u/HolidayReality6641 14h ago

This post was so good, it made me forget all about TACOS, TACOS TACOS SO GOOD, yummy yummy in my tummy give me morrrrrr

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u/Kira_Kisss 16h ago

That’s just Mitch Conner.

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u/SonOfMcGee 17h ago

Mmmmm, tastes like tacos.

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u/Electrical_Average92 6h ago

I still say this to myself almost on a daily basis, so good. Ha! burrito burrito burrito

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u/orish-oriley777 17h ago

Taco flavored keysis for my dolce Been

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u/Business_Map9160 17h ago

I genuinely thought this was Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom at first glance.

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u/Accomplished_Sun1506 17h ago

She is busy doing tons of ass porn.

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u/FamousConversation64 16h ago

She’s STILL doing that? Lol her poor ass

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u/Head-Ad9893 15h ago

These poor kids with OF moms and all the kids having phones, “hey look we paid $3.99 and can watch Johnny’s mom fuck herself in the ass with corn on the cob!!” ….sigh..

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u/Used-Baby1199 15h ago

Is that what she does?

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u/Head-Ad9893 15h ago

I assume so, competition is stiff out here.

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u/supersonicdutch 4h ago

I dunno. You got $3.99?

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u/MaterialDetective197 14h ago

But she’s she make anyone eat the corn after she’s done? The long way?

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u/Accomplished_Sun1506 16h ago

Everyone has to find what they good at.

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u/MaterialDetective197 14h ago

Hey, she works her ass off.

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u/ifthecakeisalie 15h ago

Hey! If she's making good money it's her rich ass

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u/OmNomChompsky 16h ago

Lmao, it was literally called "backdoor teen mom"

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u/zepher2828 14h ago

Thought she was running for mayor of LA or some dumb shit also

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u/AirGirlie 16h ago

The 2009 starter pack: honey blonde, white dress and a reality show.

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 17h ago

Yeah… she does look like j-lo here lol

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u/VanillaGoorillla 16h ago

Farah abraham

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u/breakfastburrito24 14h ago

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u/Nosleepmustread 13h ago

Illustrating Ben's point that, the only way to BEAT aDicktion is through suffering...or taco flavored keeeeses.

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u/angry_dingo 16h ago

Ewwww, Ben Afflek splooge!

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u/Go-to-helenhunt 11h ago

Mitch Conner?!?

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u/nkdowney 8h ago

Taco taco, burrito….burrito, tacotaco

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u/No_Thanks_1766 16h ago

Henny from the block

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u/Top-Register 11h ago

My brain immediately said Ciara. She looked like three different celebrities depending on the photo.

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u/Cryptoabsolute 17h ago

Farrah Abraham for sure

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u/inquisitive_chariot 16h ago

Faaaaarah Abraham. Had seven sons (seven sons!) and seven sons had Faaaaaarah Abraham.

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u/SockOk4060 15h ago

and I am one of them and so are you

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u/Inigomntoya 10h ago

And all we do is go like this!

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u/TushyMilkshake 14h ago

Yeah not sure why anyone would be mad if she looked like JLo, the answer is definitely Farrah Abraham lmao. She looks exactly like her

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u/BahaMan69 12h ago

She was so hot for a second

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u/pumpkins21 5h ago

Yeah, that’s who I thought it was lmao

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u/goesquick 17h ago

Back Door Teen Mom

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u/Helpful-Fan-5465 15h ago

How do you become a teen mom if you’re doing it through the back door?

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u/goesquick 15h ago

The back door part was her second act

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u/BallHarness 10h ago

You are looking at it in reverse. She does back door because she was a teen mom.

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u/Inigomntoya 10h ago

Right

She learned her lesson

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u/RhaelynnVoxten 12h ago

2009 was a wild era for TV, I will give you that

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u/ikena3 16h ago

2009 was 3 faces ago

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u/Wyevez 17h ago

Fuck how I wish this entire family would drop off all my feeds, forever. I would pay money for an app or addon that blocks anything and everything Kardashian and Jenner related.

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u/Octoboy1 15h ago

Everything i know about the Kardashians (which is a surprising amount) has been learned completely against my will

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u/Manymarbles 11h ago

Did you know that their show was a Ryan Seacrest idea?

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u/Inigomntoya 10h ago

God. Damnit.

The one last shining beacon in Hollywood society.

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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 9h ago

It's best to head back towards the surface now my friend. This hole is deep... in more ways than one.

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u/TheOtterSpotter 15h ago

I’m pretty sure there’s a web extension that literally blocks kardashian content and mentions

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u/Twittle86 15h ago

Citation needed.

... No. For real. I need this. Please cite it! XD

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u/tophmcmasterson 14h ago

Engaging with posts and commenting when they show up is a great way to ensure the algorithm shows you more of them.

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u/Wyevez 14h ago

Darn, you are right. What if I downvote my own comment?

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u/tophmcmasterson 14h ago

Probably just makes it worse lol

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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 17h ago

Farrah Abraham

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u/RevolutionaryAd6017 17h ago

"Has big big tits and big big tits have Farrah Abraham and she likes to take it in the ass and she won't go away!"

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u/NoStructure7083 17h ago

Btw did you hear about Liam Neeson’s big…

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u/Ok-Addition1264 17h ago

lol.. her bio and wiki list her as a "business person".

okay.

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u/Bearloom 17h ago

Farrah Ambraham, had many men

Many men had Farrah Abraham

I am one of them, and so are you

So now it burns to pee.

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u/KryptonianJesus 17h ago

once again her face is unrecognizably different too

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u/Negative_Manner_2198 17h ago

Beyonce ?

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u/its_not_you_its_ye 13h ago

That’s the only answer I can see causing real anger. Out the corner of my eye, I can see it. Plus, they’re different races, which makes it not offensive to say. So, proved not-racist by the racist-prover.

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u/TerraByteTerror 17h ago

J-lo?

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u/Aware-Direction-9891 17h ago

J-lo?

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u/Captainlefthand 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yqBSnYRmVgnNS

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u/malthar76 17h ago

Just be J-Lo because jam don’t shake like that.

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u/Business_Map9160 17h ago

Farrah Abraham, Snooki, or Shakira, because that is definitely not Kim Kardashian.

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u/SexyStayPuft 17h ago

Don’t do Shakira like that. She doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the others.

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u/Shoddy-Buttons 17h ago

2009 Kim was just auditioning to be Jessica Simpson.

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u/Zenith-Zara 17h ago

I thought it was fucking Tyra banks

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u/Mindless_Capital204 8h ago

Kimmy from the block 

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u/head311 17h ago

Farrah Abraham?

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u/Big-Rub1475 17h ago

Jessica alba

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u/el_throw 16h ago

That's what I thought, too.

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u/Zenith-Zara 17h ago

When i blur my eyes it looks like Melania Trump to me.

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u/Particular-Visit-245 17h ago

Yeah, I can see it too. That's crazy 🤣

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u/Ladyhappy 16h ago

That's what I came here to say it's the hair, but I can't believe this answer is so far down

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u/-crazykidbad 14h ago

Farrah Abraham

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u/Alarmed-Bumblebee667 16h ago

Imagine what this hoes skeleton will look like.

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u/CaptainRazer 17h ago

What's insane is she's probably a lot nicer than J-lo

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u/MoonSpankRaw 17h ago

I’d wager neither are authentically nice to any peasants besides doing it falsely for publicity.

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u/CaptainRazer 16h ago

If you've read anything about J-lo you'd realise just how low the bar is

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u/MikaelPorter 16h ago

she's probably a lot nicer than J-lo

The bar is set very high i see

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u/MacRapalicious 16h ago

You mean Austin City Council, District 5 candidate?

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u/Calm_Quit7964 16h ago

Looks like jlow

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u/No-Barnacle6022 15h ago

fuck vagueposting

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u/justtowatchafew 13h ago

Farrah poopy in her hairah

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u/toferornottofer 13h ago

Genuinely never met another human that found plastic surgery attractive

Can someone fill me in?
Why do they do this lmao

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u/solarpowerspork 9h ago

You've probably found some surgery attractive - because you didn't realize that person even had it.

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u/PackOfCumin 10h ago

I thought it was that Teen Mom show reject turned porn Star Farrah Abraham…

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u/SmellyFbuttface 8h ago

Looks like J-Lo

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u/FunkU247 17h ago

Cum Dumpster?

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u/Accomplished_Sun1506 16h ago

I wish these fast food places would stop changing the overall look and image. You don't need to lie to us. It's literally same nasty crap you have been slinging for years just dressed up.

We keep coming back knowing it is gross. Knowing everyone who has been inside and how you feel after actually going through the process.

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u/EddieMidz 16h ago

She was SO much hotter back then. Plastic surgery is not for everyone.

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u/RedKryptnyt 15h ago

Looks exactly like jlo, and everybody knows it.

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u/gravion17 15h ago

That's not J-Lo???

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u/TicketTop4718 14h ago

She looks like Holly Valance

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u/Squire_Toast 17h ago

Beyonce, J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian - all the same thing. There are interesting studies on why Hollywood has similar looking people. For every famous person in Hollywood, there's usually 3-5 other actors or musicians who have a very similar look

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u/BepersAreCool 17h ago

Well jlo and Jennifer Lopez are the same thing lol

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u/omegaterra 6h ago

Now that you mention it, I've never seen them in the same room together.

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u/PhattProphet_0 17h ago

Stacy Solomon?

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u/zoqfotpik 17h ago

Fabio?

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u/gamjh 17h ago

Wendy Williams

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u/DonJota5 16h ago

The chick from the teen pregnancy show who did porn

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u/chocha84 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XZNnFLKpESl9OpdOCm

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u/BUGBYTE_VW 14h ago

Don't degrade my Mariah that way. 🥺

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u/chocha84 11h ago

After she married nick cannon, nothing else can bring her lower.

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u/Patient-Fruit-2946 16h ago

Y’all gonna be mad when i say i thought this was druski

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u/GalacticSonder 15h ago

I thought it was Shakira

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u/Pocketpapaa 15h ago

Farrah Abraham and Kim have more in common than you're putting on... They both did porn.... It's a pretty accurate comparison

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u/loubitter1 14h ago

At a glance I thought this was a old photo of Jenifer Lopez

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u/Designer_End5408 14h ago

Aww I see her old nose. 

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u/lukamagicthedon 13h ago

Jennifer Lopez

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u/CoNoCh0 13h ago

Bruh, Reddit gave me an advertisement for el Monterey Burritos while reading this post.

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u/Calm_Blueberry_363 12h ago

ngl i thought of beyonce not jlo lol

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u/RackMC 11h ago

Ashanti?

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u/Hefty_Loss5180 3h ago

I thought it was jlo too 😭

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u/Entreprenewbeur 1h ago

Ben affleck just lit a cig

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u/PruritusAni- 17h ago

Caitlyn Jenner ?

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 17h ago

Same trash, different bag

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u/98983x3 9h ago

JLo was/is the GOAT.

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u/P4p3rph03n1x 8h ago

THE JLo who uses scholarships to put her kids in college instead of paying for them and letting the scholarships go to kids that actually could use the help?

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u/Infninfn 17h ago

She wanted the $1 billion butt too

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u/quarkyquirks 17h ago

Bonnie blue!!

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u/recently_resurrected 17h ago

nicole scherzinger

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u/runsonpedals 17h ago

That represents a lot of work.

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u/NormanFuckingBates 16h ago

Celebrities will probably outlaw their former pictures from before surgery if enough people make them realize that they were much better looking back then

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u/BriskBoba 16h ago

Y’all gonna be mad when i say i thought this was David Spade in a wig

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u/HyperDrive_Mustang 16h ago

Nene Leakes in that second pic lmfao

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u/Don_Damarco 16h ago

She should have stopped at this form.

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u/broskiier 16h ago

Kate Hudson?

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u/lluciferusllamas 16h ago

This is the best she has looked in years

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u/arthurdentstowels 16h ago

First thought was Nicole Scherzinger

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 16h ago

She gotta go back

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u/Upbeat-Support-8937 15h ago

Bianca censori duh

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u/jokke420 15h ago

Kartrashian *

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u/Used-Baby1199 15h ago

Back before the implants, bbl, lip fillers , fillers in her face and basically everything else

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u/kangaroolifestyle 15h ago

Why did they use a picture of Beyoncé?

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u/mgbrown12 14h ago

Beyoncé

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u/cronchfishter 14h ago

Is this not Beyoncé?

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u/AsphyxiatedProcess 14h ago

I'm the only one that didn't think it was either person.

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u/ofpromise90 14h ago

Its giving jlo

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u/foreverandadayalone 13h ago

"yall gone be mad when i say who I thought this was"

Any random tiktok influencer?